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I don’t usually post this kind of thing, but here it is. Regularly scheduled fandom posting will resume momentarily.

Fiona Sargeant, a former ballet dancer from England, founded and runs a ballet school in an impoverished township in South Africa that for years has provided ballet instruction, meals, education, safe refuge and ultimately hope for hundreds of children. She is not a doctor, nor running a large foundation or charity, but she does know how to dance and she wanted to give back to the world. She is the living proof that EVERYONE can make a difference, if their heart is behind what they’re doing. Sadly, Fiona has terminal cancer and only has weeks to live. Once she passes, she expects the school to be shut down. But there is a plan in motion that, if funded, would carry on her legacy. Read more about her story and donate here. (Donations are 100% tax deductible.)

https://www.crowdrise.com/o/en/team/change-a-life-dancescape/rebeccacox4

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Okay, but ignoring all the wank in the rest of this episode (I know, I know. Just try your best), Dean actually made Cas a MIX TAPE of his favorite band. A mix tape. 

I feel like this is Dean’s equivalent of Cas’s “he watched him rake leaves.”

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Sam’s Magical Killing Peen is getting more powerful. He doesn’t even have to actually have sex with them anymore.

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my favorite screencap from HousCon 2017

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everyone went from “destiel 5ever” to “dean should punch cas in his woobie little face” REAL quick after that last episode

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petition for netflix to return all the original music they replaced from SPN season 1

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This wasn’t just Jensen being silly; those shorts are part of Dean’s costume. Those shorts are what Dean wore to wash the car in 11x04 “Baby” when Sam asked, “Dude, what’s up with the shorts?” You know what that means? 

Those shorts are CANON. Dean has a pair of shorty shorts that he wears IN CANON. Dean had an old pair of jeans that he cut off into ridiculously short shorts and wears around the bunker IN CANON.

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S04E14 “Sex and Violence”

Excepting when he tried to get Sam to talk about his experience in the Cage, this is the last time Dean mentions his time in Hell to Sam.

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when you finally get the joke five minutes later

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“I could do this all day. ‘Cause you know what? Damn, it feels good!”

aka The Exact Moment Crowley Realized He Was Chained to a Crazy Person

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But the one thing I can say about Benny--he has never let me down.

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I wonder how many times Jensen Ackles has used his eyes as an excuse to get out of being pinched on St. Patrick’s Day.

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How to Clean a Shower

Step 1: Locate a sponge suitable for scrubbing tile/fiberglass. Step 2: Place sponge in the general vicinity of shower. Step 3: All right, we've done some good work here today. Go get yourself a snack. Tomorrow we'll work on finding the tile cleaner.

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Doctor Who Drabble: Fruit and Nuts

Koschei stormed into their shared dorm room, slamming the door behind him and startling Theta as he sat not-studying at their writing desk. “Do you have any idea what Borusa just told me?” Koschei demanded and then continued before his friend could do more than open his mouth. “That old gasbag just accused me of being mad! Me!”

 Theta snapped his mouth shut and gave him a Look.

 Koschei didn’t notice. “Can you believe it? A Lord Professor, calling one of his students a nutter? Not exactly very decorous, is it? Simply because I don’t share their stuffy old codger traditionalist view of the universe, he thinks he can just throw around wild accusations of mental imbalance—I mean, yes, there was that one time I set free all the scruffernids in the refectory and the whole Academy had to be shut down for the rest of the week until the hazardous materials crew could get the kitchens sanitized, but the fire was a complete accident, and that’s hardly indicative of being off my trolley, isn’t it?”

 Theta raised a brow.

 “Well, all right, and there was that time that I ran naked around the quad during convocation, but that was only because I lost that bet to you, and you know it!” Koschei pointed an accusing finger. “It hardly means that I’m…that I’m…bananas!” he spat.

 Theta suddenly smiled brilliantly, and just like that, Koschei could feel his bubbling anger draining, burnt away by the gleaming radiance of his friend’s grin.

 “Even if you are, that’s all right,” Theta reassured cheerfully. “I love bananas!”

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“That which holds the image of an Angel becomes itself an Angel.”

In the folder of information that Sally Sparrow gave the Doctor, there was a photograph of a Weeping Angel. What if that photograph, which held the image of an Angel, became itself the Angel that sent the Doctor back in time in the first place?

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“should you really be eating that?”

me:

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