Sed is Ded

Sup, my names Sed, I'm 21, and I never learned how to read. I havent been here in a hot minute so let's see how this goes.

[weloveshortvideos]

[turnipfritters]

nintendo sees y’all thirsting after all the professors and they made every church into a gym to try and trick y’all into getting right with the lord

[blueink3-deactivated20210228]

Bless. (x)

[maybeiwillpost]

Bound - E3 2016 Trailer

[professor-maple-mod]

Oh man I need to play this

[itskyalenotkyle]

When your music producer wants you to raise the bar…#KnowYourPresidents

[kingrudegyalchina]

OOOOOOOOOOWWWW THIS SHIT FIYAAAHH!!

[kingrudegyalchina]

[this-one-laydi]

[bellydonnajayy]

[theycallmechanty]

Yoo

[playygrl-deactivated20221219]

wish this was out when we was learning presidents.

[popularbussy-deactivated2020061]

I ran into this bitch in a back alley and she asked if I had any cigarettes

[musashi]

there’s gonna be a full moon on the 19th so i’m gonna go out at night and see if a lot of clefairy spawn? apparently the pogo takes moon phase into account and clefairy literally swarm at the full moon in canon so like… i wonder…

[musashi]

UM REBLOG TO SAVE A LIFE ?

[ryannotbrian]

I made a little animation to pretty much sum up my weekend. :D

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[cryingforeternity]

[unclefather]

[ink-bird]

@randomdaisy dear herbologist what the fok is this corn dog plant

[randomdaisy]

OH MY GOODNESS I SAW THIS ON TWITTER AND I WAS LIKE “OH NO…. DUDE… DUDE NO”

this plant is, in fact, a cattail (Typha genus, probably either Typha latifolia or Typha angustifolia). what’s ironic about this person’s encounter is that almost every single part of the cattail is edible– the rhizomes are starchy and, although tough, can be made into a nutritious flour; the stems can be peeled and used like asparagus; the pollen can be gathered and used to extend or supplement flour; and even the green flower spikes can be boiled and eaten like corn-on-the-cob, so this person sort of had the right idea.

the thing is, what this person has in their photo is a BROWN flower spike, meaning that it’s starting to go to seed and is probably a tasteless mouthful of either fiber or fluff. regardless of whether the post is a joke or serious, out of all the edible parts of the cattail, op managed to pick one of the ONLY parts of the plant that isn’t. and i still can’t get over that.

[cynicowl]

As a side note, rubbing that part of the plant makes an absolutely ridiculous amount of fluff come out (which is how it disperses the seeds). I highly recommend it but it’s probably best to do that when no one else is around

[suspiciouslyheterosexualbehavior]

are you saying i can jack off this plant and it will nut

[peterfromtexas-deactivated20250]

Reenactor throws a spear at a drone

[supapoopa]

What a time to be alive.

[tenthcorner]

“The medieval warrior, realizing the consequences of his impulsive act, immediately approached the owner of the drone and offered to pay for the damage.

The owner of the drone was so impressed by the brilliant attack that he suggested organizing a competition for bringing down “dragons” with short spears next year.

Drone owners have another year to develop a unique “dragon-like” design for their flying machines.” (x)

[kineticpenguin]

I am 100% cooler with this knowing that the spear-thrower realized “oops maybe I shouldn’t have done that” and tried to make it right, and that the guy who the drone belonged to was cool with it

[eminemisnotverytalented]

[jennygogos]

[polybear]

I can’t stop thinking about this video it’s haunting me ,,,

[cultural-hoxhaist-deactivated20]

i was expecting “fuck tha police” or “damn it feels good to be a gangster” not some shitty kazoo version of “the final countdown”

[duck7-motorsports]

[saskjeeper]

How fucking strong must those suits be for the guy to view crashing as a mild inconvenience

[warheads-r-us-deactivated202301]

10/10 form

[steven-universe-official-deacti]

“Aw shucks”

[polycrypt-deactivated20140709]

world record for most cans opened in 3 seconds

[chocorum-deactivated20140803]

the precision

[rel-a-x]

impressive

[walkonmemories-deactivated20180]

h o w

[alnarra-deactivated20171111]

[rottikins]

I would also like to add my own personal pet peeve to this telling diagram