[thememedaddy]

[skathing]

[mrcloudyfun]

You forget to cherish her

[anew-jackson]

You learn the spell “distill liquor”. is it

necromancy (animating and controlling yeast to overproduce)

chronomancy (accelerated yeast time travel)

transmutation (transforming undistilled liquor to distilled liquor)

Remaining time: 2 days 17 hours

[chimaerakitten]

So the banner ad didn’t scale down for the mobile browser and it took me multiple minutes to realize that this stock photo of people in business suits was not, in fact, an illustration of what oathbreaker paladins in service to an evil power are supposed to look like

[beardedmrbean]

[fabulousatlas]

[roswellsoup]

bonus/proof:

we tipped her well dw. best waitress ever 🍒

[theconcealedweapon]

[jandajax]

I am not saying they don't exist, I'm saying all the people including myself that I myself know who has a problem with one has a problem with the other.

[the-davest-of-uncles]

Same.

[son--of--liberty]

The real mystery is what happened to all of the climate change doomsdayers. Not a single word from them.

[the-davest-of-uncles]

They were told to accept it, so they did. That it contradicts previous programming doesn't matter.

[hothotmiso]

[stellastarprincess]

This is the opposite of the girl struggling on that chicken nugget

[visibun]

the aforementioned godawful chicken nugget scene, for the uninitiated

[legon751]

also a big fan of the sushi vcr

[maryland-officially]

this keeps being reblogged by people and i don’t know. why

[anarchotribadist]

Gonna add my favorite scene of an anime girl eating

[emmavoid]

anime girls eating stuff

[beautiful-wildlife]

Owl by Stefano Ronchi

[beetlewoman]

adult backpack wearers of the world unite

[fr3nstimu1ator]

[fishing-princess]

I Defeated the Demon Lord but it Turns Out the Demon Army was Largely Unaffected and I Fell Victim to a Flawed Belief in Great Man Theory

[leftcosine]

I Executed The Demon Lord With One Flawless Strike And After A Brief Power Struggle The New Demon Government Is Substantially More Committed To The War Because Of Some Reason I Don't Know

[nuclearbummer]

[cybertrad1776]

[mudstickbandit]

in my most recent game of team defense fort 2 i was banned from a 24/7 hightower pony rp server for screaming ‘incoming gamer!’ into my mic every time i respawned or charged as demoman. and i have to say, nothing really prepares you for the sensation of hearing a grown man say with no hint of irony in his voice, ‘mr sex goblin, if you dont stop saying that im banning you from ponyville forever’

[apas-95]

Mister sex goblin… if you don’t stop saying that, I’m going to have to ban you from Ponyville.

Permanently.

Incoming… gamer.

[ruinedchildhood]

[parakavka]

Love how this implies that after the downfall of humankind that doge is the species to supercede us

[fidelcostco]