Hi!

Just a little, shy bookworm here.

[federalbureauofislam]

sorry I haven’t replied to ur texts I’ve been overwhelmed by literally anything that’s ever happened or will happen

[dogpuppy]

[qqchurch]

[sufjansjoy]

does anybody know how to get out of bed. or be a better person

[sufjansjoy]

wow

[leoram8209]

I'm not a social butterfly. I'm more like an antisocial Mothman

[alexaloraetheris]

Being ace and hot is a nightmare sometimes, I met this guy in my neighborhood, we live literally 200m away from each other, he's funny and witty and a genuine delight to talk to, and YESTERDAY he makes it clear he's flirting so now I'm trying to figure out how to turn him down and also throw my single friends at him because he really is a great catch, but I don't eat fish so he's wasted on me.

So now I have to figure out how to say 'I think, based on your tastes, I have some girlfriends you might like and they'd love to take you home, doggy walking same time next week?' in human speak.

[alexaloraetheris]

Task failed abysmally, I'm having a threesome on Tuesday. My job is to look pretty and hand over the props.

[alexaloraetheris]

That was fun, amd I learned some things about myself! Namely that I would make an excellent scantly-clad servant bowing to a sadistic evil queen. 10/10 would do it again.

[alexaloraetheris]

Please stop reblogging this, if it ends up on Tiktok some teenybopper is gonna call me bad ace representation.

[mothman-pseudanthium]

[pathfindernerds]

“I just feel so dead inside…”

“Dead inside, you say? I know something that might just work”

[bear-maximum-deactivated2021090]

reanimate my will to live

[feebledungeons]

Wake me up inside

[faramir-the-book-nerd]

😂😂😂😂

[starrynet]

exactly

[socialmaya]

[dalenthas]

I love that this joke works in English even though it's not written in English.

[elfje-8]

Shout out to the Canadian army for bringing Canadian themed trinkets to the Walk of the World!

And shout out to my family for somehow understanding that I love them!

Look at this beautiful pencil!

(The sunglasses were given as it was Pink Wednesday, to support diversity, freedom and acceptance. So people and walkers try to wear pink. Including a lot of military wear pink!)

[elfje-8]

Shout out to the Canadian army for bringing Canadian themed trinkets to the Walk of the World!

And shout out to my family for somehow understanding that I love them!

Look at this beautiful pencil!

(The sunglasses were given as it was Pink Wednesday, to support diversity, freedom and acceptance. So people and walkers try to wear pink. Including a lot of military wear pink!)

[maudlingoblin]

the timeless mantra of long-distance friendships:

[justsomeguycore]

as per my last straw,

[dahlia-molinas]

if christopher nolan was really the visionary and ground-breaking director everyone claims he is he would have cast ben affleck as penelope

[ghostoflunarviolet]

Actually, starting new hobbies is fun

[girlmostlikely]

Ever since I was a little girl I dreamed of everything being okay

[lobotomyscars]

sorry can you repeat that. i was busy trying to make eye contact and act normal and didn't hear you