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k | she/her | football & hockey free palestine

[seedlessmuffins]

hello! i’m k :)

welcome to my blog! here i mostly talk hockey & football but some other stuff too; you also might know me for sending people asks with flowers pictures!

for links to watch hockey, get added to the tag list!!

teams i support:

🏒 vancouver canucks & carolina hurricanes & montreal canadiens & montreal victoire ⚽ arsenal & real madrid 🇨🇦 canadian nts (all sports)

some helpful tags to note while scrolling here:

[blank] posting: i use this tag when i am talking about clubs or leagues! right now, i have canucks posting, canes posting, habs posting, arsenal posting, and pwhl posting

k the hockey prof??? : all my intro to hockey posts! are you new to hockey? curious about what nonsense i’m talking about? this tag is for you!

k.txt : all my little thoughts and rambles

k talks stanley cup playoffs : all my stanley cup playoffs info! all the live-blogging, history posts and asks are tagged with this

footballers as flowers : my series where i match footballers to flowers i see on my nature walks! feel free to request a players/jersey to match ☺️

athletes as flowers : same concept as footballers as flowers but with athletes from any sport, not just football! requests open for this too!!

k.writes/k.poetry: what i tag all my writing/poetry stuff with!

feel free to filter these tags if you don’t want to see this content, i promise i don’t mind!

other items of interest:

i wrote a short little neymessi fic called kismet which you can read here or visit me on ao3 at seedlessmuffins! if for whatever reason you like this blog and want even more k (or you want to see f1 things) you can follow my other blogs! @unsweetenedlettucewrap (f1) and @juneviolets (art & poetry) i also occasionally make web weaves under the tag k.webweaves so look out for those!

i’m always down to chat so don’t be shy to send dms, i love making new friends!

i hope you enjoy your stay 😊

[heyisntthattheguywho]

100000000 years curse upon the tor*nto m*ple leafs may you waste that number 1 pick like you did the last one 10 years ago

[beguilingcorpse]

i’m sort of begging the general tumblr population who considers themselves against/above sports to think about why exactly that is. actually i think that there’s a lot that the Average Tumblr User would like about, say, baseball or hockey or basketball or football or volleyball or figure skating, etc etc etc. this goes for playing but doubly for watching. why do you preclude yourself from something you might enjoy. have you ever actually engaged with it or have you stereotyped yourself out of it. what would happen if you sat down to watch a game or competition of any given sport and enjoyed it. what if you found a bunch of other people that also enjoyed that sport. what if you picked a player or a team to follow. what if you let yourself get swept up in playoff season or the world championships. what if you allowed yourself to feel a little devastated when your favorite player loses the title or gets traded to another team. what if you experienced the full spectrum of human emotion and connection that sports could offer you. what then

[coachspet]

from my twitter on the anniversary of 17776 when a bunch of people were discussing jon bois:

[yeeandmoreimportantlyhaw]

i yearn for the day we can have biased as hell broadcasts for pwhl. i yearn for the “and they score 🙄😒” of a beautiful biased as hell home broadcast

[sergeifyodorov]

if the panthers win the lottery the nhl is rigged if the leafs win the lottery then the nhl is also rigged but in a morally righteous way

[seedlessmuffins]

and the canucks won't win the lottery

[walkingeverywhere]

snow day by elizabeth lennie

[bronzewasp]

• post stamps p3

p1 - p2

accidentally deleted half of them on procreate and had to remake them but i managed to finish them today yay

[saviorified]

in general ive realized that people have a hard time conceiving of sports as a cultural output and an art ... many people think Sport is its own thing completely detached from the world around it it's kind of embarrassing

[bsaka7]

kirill kaprizov is so fucking good i think about it all the time and yet. kirill kaprizov plays hockey. and kirill kaprizov is so fucking good.

[seedlessmuffins]

realizing the nice turkish man i met at the pier and gave my instagram to might not just be a fellow swimmer interested in swimming but might be trying to Do Something (he keeps replying rose emojis to my selfies on my insta story)

[sergeifyodorov]

*putting spells on you* you will like powerskating you WILL accept powerskating

I WILL NEVER LIKE POWER SKATING I WILL NEVER ACCEPT POWER SKATING.... [tries to build up my mental shield but the only thing I see over and over is Connor Bedard doing crazy shit with his clunky ass stride]

[seedlessmuffins]

when planet ice and scotiabarn call at 6am on wednesday morning you pick up no choices only power. powerskating.

[sergeifyodorov]

how many chl arenas have you guys been to. rules being that you have to have been there to see a chl game. for example ive been to 5 but sasktel was for something else so my Official Count is 4 (3 OHL, 1 WHL)

[top-cheese]

[seedlessmuffins]

i wrote poetry for the first time (meaningfully) since i was 17 and im off my meds i dont know what it all means and i miss my mom

[kosmogrl]

I love saying ‘I think’ because I’m the thinker

[kosmogrl]

I think I might be the world’s biggest thinker

[wizardarchetypes]

blocked because your interpretation of that character doesn’t match the way they act in my bedtime narrative i imagine when i’m falling asleep every night

[bsaka7]

I LOVE KIRILL KAPRIZOV!!!!!!!!!! AND KIRILL KAPRIZOV LOVES US!!!!!!!