JTMiller & L.Schenn/Horvat 'Teammates-to-Enemies'

i lost Quinn Hughes, his chill dad, and the cool uncle in the divorce and am suffering for it. In hindsight, losing QH... very positive... (former URLs:Fuvkbenning/Vrbatarata/SamiSaloSlapShot)

[fuvkrutherford]

[fuvkrutherford]

vrbatarata:

samisaloslapshot:

Boston vs Chicago Stanley Cup Finals

The Canucks in general these days

The Canucks right now

[drops-of-universe]

why do men have this eternal fear of being used for money they don’t have lol

[papidehasbi]

[sleepy-bebby]

Chinese giant salamander (娃娃鱼) a.k.a ‘baby fish’ due to the sound they make that sounds like a baby crying.

The Chinese giant salamander is one of the largest salamanders and one of the largest amphibians in the world. It is fully aquatic and is endemic to rocky mountain streams and lakes in the Yangtze river basin of central China.

The Chinese giant salamander is considered to be a "living fossil". Although protected under Chinese laws, its population has faced severe declined over the last 70 years and is currently (2022) listed as threatened. There are evidence indicating that the Chinese giant salamander may be composed of at least five cryptic species, further compounding each individual species' endangerment.

Here is a video of a 200-year-old Chinese giant salamander that was found in a cave.

[zoesupreme]

we're for real gonna be telling stories about this man for centuries

[zoesupreme]

yall I feel like I'm floating right now

[brightlotusmoon]

[romanceyourdemons]

lmao i’m reading this essay from the 1580s that mentions how if you were wearing a big elizabethan ruff and you got caught in the rain it would flip up in the wind and hit you in the face, and then you’d have to spend the rest of the day with your stupid soggy ruff all flaccid on your shoulders. can you imagine. whole new potentials for pathetic unlocked

[saltoncity]

work tomorrow is one of the worst things that can happen to you

[digitalhitchhiker]

[brainstreams]

Don't use AI to write. Use cocaine like a real author.

[neverbreakheart]

[silviacrossdresser]

Bugs Bunny and Lola Bunny reinterpret this cartoon first published in German magazine Lustige Blätter in 1932:

[probuccalfat]

men used to deal with loneliness by writing shit like catcher in the rye or the death of ivan ilyich but now they go right to manosphere podcasts and peptides

[tragicburnout]

i feel like there is a sleep in me that needs to be slept but each time i sleep i don't sleep that sleep

[starrynet]

that’s his little guy!!

[fidelcostco]

I’m so scared, what the fuck does this do to you

[memesnotwelcome]

[hyumjim]

Starting a collection

[hyumjim]

[jasmineiros]

[shitswiftiessay]

also, its sister tweet:

[dandalfthe-gay-deactivated20251]

How could you forget:

[galacticism]

[slushi-chan]

Had to add this gem

[therobotmonster]

Pouring one out for Poison Junior.

[wizardarchetypes]

craziest thing in the world is how many restaurants have started not including fries or any side whatsoever with their burgers meanwhile the burgers cost the downpayment on a new car. you want $19 for a fucking sandwich and you aint gonna give me even a scoop of coleslaw on the side? you’ve truly lost your fucking mind. i’m filing a class action lawsuit atp