420 °F

watch out for my body rolls 🌋

[champagnepadre]

samsung phone: *charges wirelessly, waterproof, screen doesn’t crack* me: ……anyway *buys the iphone 17s plus lavender edition*

[memeufacturing-deactivated20161]

me: cant believe im about to mcfreakin lose my virginity boy: *already putting pants back on*

[adhdalistair]

every anti-milk post on this website only fuels my milk-drinking ways and makes me stronger. im drinking milk right now

[beeishappy]

[tfwnobrain-blog]

He’s so fucking done

[captcrieff]

[brehaaorgana]

im laughing so hard omfg it’s like walking down the unflavored oatmeal aisle

[eeegdfhfghgfdg-deactivated20180]

I CAN T TELL WHO IS WHO LMAO

[saintlaurentgirl-deactivated201]

*me to the bartender* i want something that doesn’t taste like alcohol but has a lot of alcohol in it

[honeystrum-deactivated20170904]

*shows up at nasa with sleeping bag & pillow* I’m ready to go to the moon

[ammit420]

I feel like getting my college degree will be simultaneously a relief and extremely underwhelming

[ammit420]

“fiiiinally,  i can add a sentence to my resumé“

[seemagetsbaked]

can't wait

[g0d-of-thunder]

[tapeducttemporary-deactivated20]

at a really specific time @ night i feel like i wanna fall in love or som shit lmao but then i wake up and im ok again

[amuseoffyre]

Delighted observations from women on Ghostbusters

no fat jokes

no gratuitous sexiness

no sexed up costumes

women interacting like actual women

no romance

realistic awkwardness a la Erin over Kevin

women eating actual food and not in a sexy way

women not needing to ask a man for help

women being skilled in their fields

women being affectionate with each other

women being confident in their identities and not being plagued with self-doubts and crying into ice cream

an actual action sequence without tit shots or ‘sexy’ camera angles (which, fyi, was the hottest thing I have seen on the big screen this year)

a line-up where the standard gender ratio of 4-to-1 is inverted

WOMEN KICKING ASS AND SAVING THE WORLD

[milkmaidmilf]

resting your phone between your head and shoulder while you’re talking and feeling like a responsible and hectic businesswoman from a 2007 rom com with filing to do

[zftw-deactivated20210327]

when you’re in the liquor store and see a new flavor of vodka 

[myboyfriendpetebuttigieg]

White dudes: I don’t know who’s worse: Hillary or Trump.

LGBTQ people: Trump is.

Black people: Trump is.

Undocumented immigrants: Trump.

Muslims: It’s Trump.

Women: Trump duh.

White dudes: *shoves head deeper into ass* I just… don’t… know…

[realmymelody]

i just wanna have soft glowy skin, long eyelashes, pink lips, rosy cheeks, lots of cash and no responsibilities

[love-personal]

[thursday]

*wakes up from a nap angry and not knowing what day it is*

[seemagetsbaked]

my summer 2k16