CAPTAIN ON DECK

[dailycatsblog]

[tatzelwurming]

listen i consider myself an empathic person but after a certain point i get sick of other people’s problems. my friend is always talking about how the jewel-eyed skull on their mantlepiece is tormenting them w its sinister beauty and im over it. like dude i don’t want to talk about this anymore. get rid of the fucking skull

[e-102]

you’ are biased against my skull

[tatzelwurming]

i’m not having this argument again man

[perfectday1972]

[joodlesofdoodles]

Happy Mother's Day to these two

[naedix]

Little neuwrio comic inspired by a silly tomodachi life moment

[mabeltanaka]

Myhtbusters "Paper Crossbow"

[slothfail]

He wants that cookie so bad

-I never draw in this art style but today I felt like -Maybe next post must be Ranpoe be patient with me its been a whileee

[yohjimuse]

[reptilerex]

Striptease 10 hour remix

[teaboot]

biblically accurate shirt

[thisbutgoodomens]

It's MMM ... Yeah...

[soldier-of-death]

im only attracted to worthy opponents

[noahnomore]

[clauonacloud-deactivated2022071]

[latinajedi]

[gay-jesus-probably]

YOU GET THE FUCK BACK HERE AND EXPLAIN THAT RIGHT NOW

[riluri]

well damn

[ospreyonthemoon]

[fuckyeahchinesefashion]

OP: When you're feeling stressed, just think about the mirror behind me(cr小农民双节棍儿)

[reject-tiefling]

Bedtime doodle where they k-kiss and the Klingons fujo-out!

[its-always-sunny-in-city17]

[ludmithjacques]

I love the use of the phrase 'some strange alchemy' as a descriptor for a process you don't understand.

'Through some strange alchemy(crochet) they turned a bundle of yarn into a stuffed giraffe'

'Through some strange alchemy(bad cooking) they turned a perfectly marinated steak into a charcoal briquet'

'Through some strange alchemy(good cooking) they turned a pile of slop into the fluffiest bread loaf I'd ever seen'

'Through some strange alchemy(bad reading comprehension) they took my polite statement and turned into a disgusting act against the poor'

and so on

[stitchposts]

[vocabulary-altering-posts]

PHRASE ADDED!

ISOLATE DISCOVERED!

"Through some strange alchemy (process you don't understand)"

[itswhatyougive]

Bro I implore you?!? I fucking beseech thee?!?!!?

[theotherpacman]

wake up dead man is a movie abt being gay

[machinecreature]