it's only forever

mars

[seashellronan]

guys i’m so sorry to say this but exercising and indulging in hobbies rather than scrolling on your phone for 200 hours actually does improve your mood and overall mental health, this has deeply upset me more than anyone

[420technoblazeit]

the concept of season 2 ending with a desperate kiss that neither aziraphale nor crowley enjoy because of the circumstances and then there's not even a proper romantic kiss in season 3. chekhov's gun did not fire it didnt even jam they just swept it under the rug and were like well that's enough of that. and when people ask about it they're going to be like a gun? what gun??? maybe you just imagined it. isn't it the idea of the gun that matters anyway? this is a really good ending if you think about it

[actual-changeling]

i thought we could finally accept and be normal about the fact that queer stories do not need physical intimacy or happy endings to be "real" representation and have value but apparently not

[seemeunseelie]

isn't it funny though how often people have to use this justification to excuse being shafted like i never see this shit for het romance

[chronicillnesshumor-deactivated]

[gaymolegaming]

I wish irl grinding was as fun as in videogames tbh. Like yeah i need to go to work a thousand times but after that i have enough materials to buy a house. But alas, houses arent real

[prodigalspawn]

[biggass-pancake]

no no, i get it. i can see why you're confused- I want the CANON to be completely platonic, fucked-up exploration of intimacy that transcends human sexuality but never includes human sexuality.

I want to be the pervert that makes them fuck.

[virtualtoybox]

[twinktorturer]

im sorry. im not woke. i dont think the pathetic and shy character should top to subvert expectations. i just want to see them shiver and whimper and get fucked within an inch of their life. #sorry

[sisyphusshrugged]

having a hard time focusing today. i've also had a hard time focusing for the previous 15 or so years leading up to now but this post is about today.

[dogpuppy]

[prodigalspawn]

Forgive me, Father.

[fangs-4-fags]

my favorite thing about crocodiles is yeah they're fantastic swimmers and yeah they can run pretty fast and yeah the smaller ones can even climb trees but also. they don't wanna do any of that shit. they just go no, no thanks. that's not for me. i think i'll just wait for someone to mistake me for a log and get too close. and then i'll eat them. many reptiles love this strategy but none pull it off like the humble croc

[dapperprincess]

This is so funny to me

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[doctor-doodleman]

I should lock the fuck in *half an hour passes* I should lock the fuck in *half an hour passes* I should lock the fuck in *half an hour passes* I should-

[dragon-in-a-fez]

the thing that really cheeses my cake about flies getting in my house is they clearly don't want to be there anyway. like at least the ants trying to steal cereal from my pantry had a goal and a plan. you are just here because you're too stupid to use a window twice

[100493503004422]

ibuprofen, who art in heaven, hallowed be thy name