Fuck It! My Immortal Sentence Starters!
Taken from here and slightly edited for rp purposes. General warning for some fuckery.
“I’m a vampire but my teeth are straight and white.”
“I’m not related to Gerard Way but I wish I was because he’s a major fucking hottie!”
“I’m a goth.” In case you couldn’t tell.
“I love Hot Topic and I buy all my clothes from there.”
“It’s snowing and raining so there’s no sun—which I’m very happy about.”
“A lot of preps are staring at me.” Puts up middle finger at them.
“Is it good? Please tell me, fangz!”
“Preps, stop flaming ma story!”
“Good Charlotte is having a concert in Hogsmeade.”
“Oh. My. Fucking. GOD! They’re my favorite band, besides MCR.”
“He put his thingie in my you-know-what.”
“WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING YOU MOTHERFUCKERS.”
“The only reson he swor was bcuz he had a headache!”
“Why would you do that you ludacris dunces?”
“Fine. Very well. Go up to your rooms.”
“My name is ___ but people mostly call me Vampire these days.”
“Because I like the taste of human blood.” Giggles.
“Dark misery was in his depressed eyes.”
“She is very haunted and depressed about it.”
“Since she has converted to Satanism she is now Slytherin now not Griffindoor.”
“He dumped me because he liked Britney, the stupid preppy fucker.”
“I felt bad for him even though I’m a sadist so I stopped.”
“We call him Diabolo now.”
“You might think I’m a slut but I’m really not.”
“How fucking could you–you–you–fucking poser muggle bitch!”
“I started crying tears of blood.”
“What do you know? You’re just a little Hogwarts student!”
“I MAY NOT BE A HOGWARTS STUDENT! BUT I’M ALSO A SATANIST!”
“I thought you didn’t have the scar anymore?”
“I do but Diabolo changed it into a pentagram for me.”
“Fuck off. You know I fucking hate the color pink anyway, and I don’t like fucked up preps like you.”
“STOP IT NOW YOU HORNY SIMPLETONS!”
“Rid my sight you despicable preps!”
“Snaketail, what are thou doing?”
“It’s so unfair! Why can’t I be ugly or plain like da other girls!”
“Im too good at many things!”
“WHY CAN’T I JUST BE NORMAL? IT’S A FUCKING CURSE!”
“So I guess ur a prep or a Cristina or a what now?”
“OK then I guess I will have to.”
“Hey bitch you look Kawaii.”
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