okay i have a loki question
how the fuck did odin sneak him into asgard?
like, heimdall saw that shit right? odin comes back through the bifrost and heimdall is just ââŚâŚâŚâŚâŚ.â
heimdall: thatâs a baby
odin: yes! heâs my son! âŚâŚâŚ..loki. iâm going to dress him in green and black, because that worked great last time
or odin comes back and is trying to figure out, how to play it, and heimdall and frigga are just waiting for him and completely deadpan
frigga: ah, husband! you have returned from war in time to meet your newborn son. who i had. after being pregnant. secretly.
odin: what
frigga:
heimdall:
loki: *baby noises*
odin: right
honestly, i just need heimdall going up to frigga like âyou wonât believe what your husband just didâ
odin: heâs a replacement for the child I had to lock away in the shadow realm.
heimdall:
odin: Iâll do better by this one. I know I will.
heimdall:
heimdall: You mean Frigga will.
Odin: Please can we keep it? Itâs cute and changes colours and smiles at my empty eye socket. I promise Iâll take care of it Iâll feed it every week and Iâll dress it in green and black and Iâll teach it to throw knives and it will be great!
Heimdall: Frigga, he stole a baby. Say something.
THIS IS THE BEST THING
I like to imagine Frigga visiting Heimdall and they have tea and gossip about how much a mess Odin is.
Hiemdall: *plopping into Friggas parlour and already reaching for the cup Frigga is passing him* Lemme tell you what wild shit your sons are doing in Alfhiem
Hiemdall rollerblading into the throne room this week with sunglasses and a piĂąa coloda: Your Majesty, youâre not going to fucking believe this stuff your son brought back from Midgard.
Frigga, iceskating down the bifrost with three bottles of tequila wearing a mini cape from a midgardian childrenâs dracula costume: Heimdall, my good bitch, I have news.






















