Mechanic

Nickname here

[saiyanpvpi-deactivated20191018]

The sweeter you treat her, the nastier she’ll be for you

[beautylike-theocean]

Facts ☝️

[uwiguwi]

if you’re reading this

a lump sum of money is on the way to you

[uwiguwi]

it happened today, damn that was like 3 days maybe?

It Works the money is on its way!

[goodluckrob-deactivated20221110]

Need this.

[mindyourbusinessitsfree]

Of course

[sauvamente]

It worked tho

[writing-reigns-deactivated20200]

Hit me, universe

[undeadwabo0se]

Lolol

[tellherium]

“How is it, that we never touched as more than friends, yet we can’t seem to get each other out of our heads?”

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Mt // you can call

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This ain’t my art but damn I wish it was.

[mindblowingfactz]

When Tater Tots first hit store shelves in 1956, people did not buy them because they were very inexpensive and there was no perceived value. When the price was raised by stores, people began buying the product.

Photo :  Major Small / wikimedia

[gonetowonderlandd-deactivated20]

[malautomat]

SINGER

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Vinyl top added Chrome pieces soon

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Grinding gears

Yanno what really grinds my gears? Living in a small town with no kinky people. It’s hard finding someone who trusts you enough to drag a blade across their skin

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‘73 Dodge Charger

[lustforlife74]

[artaline]

human: *is heating up food*

alien: why are you doing that?

human: you see i want the particles in my food to vibrate at just the right frequency

[alivesmilinggirl]

Human: *is eating ice cream*

alien: wait you forgot to make that one vibrate!

human: well, you see, not with this food

[mockiato-deactivated20200315]

This one is already vibrating at he desired frequency, but if it starts to vibrate at a higher frequency I lock it back in the cold box.

[asgardreid-deactivated20180407]

Human: *just reheated pizza in the oven*

Other human: *is eating a slice of the same pizza, but cold*

Alien: *exasperated sputtering*

[ritavonbees]

Human: shots! shots! shots!

Alien: this liquid has negligible nutritional value and, furthermore, contains some molecules that I believe are poisonous to your species.

Human: …look, sometimes we just like to gather in social groups and disorient ourselves