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I'm so down bad for Lohen right now I'm so OBSESSED I feel high thinking about him to the point my heart beats fast, my chest feels as if they're heavy, and my breath hyperventilates
I'm so excited over the slight thought of him that it's as if I'm out of breath goddamnit I FEEL HIGH IN THE HEAD. I feel drunk with zero alcohol.
After I wake up in the morning i think of Lohen, in the office I think of Lohen, on my way home while I'm driving I think of Lohen, even when I'm about to go to sleep LOHEN IS IN MY HEAD.
He's occupying the imaginary paradise inside my head and he's getting my attention effortlessly.
HE LIVES IN MY MIND ABSOLUTELY RENT FREE.
lohen:
dirty habits!
where you’re just as crazy as lohen is… 700 WC
tags ⋆.𐙚 ̊ — lohen x fem!reader, somewhat suggestive, ambush/fighting, blood, gunpoint (somewhat playful), teasing, making out, unlabeled relationship
the dirt path to dornman port is long and dusty. you’re completely in your own world as you walk. coming back from a boring commission has you exhausted.
but the ocean breeze is finally starting to hit your face, bringing in the faint smell of salt water. you sigh, focused on the footing of your steps and the thought of a warm meal once you finally reach the area.
and because you’re so distracted… you don’t hear the faint crunch of gravel behind you.
suddenly, a shadow falls over you, and the air shifts.
pure instinct kicks in before you can even process what’s happening. you drop low, pivoting sharply just as the figure lunges at you. in one fluid motion, you sweep your leg out, catching it right at the back of it’s knee.
it loses balances, and you use that to slam it against the ground.
when you turn back to see what, or who it was, you see lohen face first against the ground. a sudden spark of adrenaline rises within you, as if you just gained energy at the sight of him. especially downed by you…
“ahh, you play so dirty lohen,” you say with a breathless smirk, swooning at how cute he looks down there.
lohen doesn’t look upset at all. he lies there, completely unbothered by how you just overpowered him. “well, ya got me,” he says with a grin, finally pushing himself up, now sitting against the ground.
“oh really? i’m dissapointed,” you tease, leaning a little closer. “where’s all that energy you had a second ago?”
"spent it all on the entrance," lohen chuckles, his hand brushing the dirt off his shirt, the other inching towards his pocket. “besides, i don't mind the view from down here. you're pretty terrifying when you're tired."
you turn around, clasping your hands loosely behind your back. “and i never thought you’d admit defeat so quickly,” you scoff playfully. “i expected more from you.”
“oh, is that so?” lohen murmurs, and you nod, turning back to face him.
but in the blink of an eye, his hand snaps out of his pocket, and there’s a gun pointing right at your chest. “who said it was over?” he hums. “pretty bold of you to turn your back against an opponent.”
you don’t flinch. instead, you smile dangerously.
you lean forward, bending down until the smooth metal of the barrel is pressed directly against your forehead. you look straight into his eyes, completely unfazed.
“go ahead then. pull it. we both know you don’t have the guts to ruin your favorite view… right?
lohen stares up at you, his thumb resting casually against the trigger. his pupils dilate and his breath hitches just a fraction.
then, he lets out a low chuckle, lowering the weapon and playfully tossing it from one hand to the other before sliding it away. "you're no fun," he pouts, licking his lips.
but as his tongue brushes his skin, his expression shifts. he brings his thumb up, wiping it across his bottom lip, and pulls it away to look at the tiny smear of bright red on his skin.
the rough tumble onto the gravel had split his lip.
he notices your eyes immediately dropping to his mouth, and that familiar smug smile returns. he winks up at you. "this is your fault y’know? you should take responsibility and clean it up."
"my fault?" you laugh. "you're the one who tried to ambush me!”
"uh huh… uh huh,” he shrugs, eyes darkening a bit. "so, are you going to fix it, or are you just going to stand there looking pretty?"
you hum, moving down to crawl closer to where he was sitting. you inspect his lips, and instead of pulling out your handkerchief…
you lean in and press your lips against his.
lohen lets out a soft grunt of surprise before his hands instantly shoot out, wrapping tightly around your waist to pull you down right against him.
the kiss is deep and messy, tasting faintly of blood. your tongue laps at his split lip, but he redirects the kiss to make you fully focus on him.
when you finally pull back, your thumb gently brushes over the corner of his mouth.
lohen is staring up at you, his breathing just as shallow as yours, looking satisfied.
"better?" you ask, trying to sound way more unfazed than you actually are.
he lets out a low chuckle. "i think you missed a spot…” he mumbles, fingers pressing further into your hip. "might need a more thorough job. i'm still in pain."
"keep dreaming," you scoff softly, “you get one pass because i felt bad."
"oh, so it was charity? how generous of you," he teases, a grin spreading across his face.
you roll your eyes, finally standing up and offering him a hand to pull him out of the dirt. he takes it, tugging himself up effortlessly.
and neither of you comment about what this means. he doesn’t tease you about how flushed your face really is, and you don’t say anything about how his body makes it very obvious he wanted a whole lot more than just a kiss.
you just adjust your clothes, falling right back into step. except now you have lohen next to you, and your fingers loosely link together as you walk the rest of the way to the port.
harbinger! scaramouche x fem!reader. smut. blowjob.
just some light free typing today, the heat wave has made me feel a little tired.
scaramouche quite frankly enjoys the pale look of terror of his subordinates face. he purposely stays quiet for a few long moments just to see the terror fester more.
"did you finally get the intel i sent you to get," sitting back in his chair, he crosses his arms, narrowing his eyes that sent a visible chill up his subordinates spine. "and i will remind you that i am still cleaning up the mess you made with your first attempt."
his subordinate can't stand to look scaramouche in the eyes. "i..i'm afraid i lost him in the end, my lord. he gave me the slip," he seems to be bracing himself for imminent death.
scaramouche scoffs, taking advantage of his subordinate looking away to look underneath his desk. his cheeks flush at the sight of you. his subordinate has no idea you are on your knees underneath his desk.
he grits his teeth for a moment. you just look so fucking cute, nuzzling your cheek against his hip affectionately like a pretty little pet. your sweet devotion to him makes his cock ache like nothing else.
"can i please just stay by your side, today, lord scaramouche?" you asked him earlier, a shy flush on your cheeks, and a hopeful look in your eyes, "i'll be as quiet as a mouse. you won't even know i am here."
when you asked him looking like that, he couldn't possibly say no. it's jarring to him how weak you make him feel.
his subordinate flinches as scaramouche moves his hand, and satisfaction ripples through him as he narrows his eyes. he sets his hand on your head, petting his fingers through your hair. "he got away, huh? and here i thought following somebody, and listening in on their conversations was a simple task."
your eyes drift closed for a moment, enjoying the sensation of his elegant fingers combing through your hair. you open your eyes hearing his irritated scoff. wanting to comfort him, you nuzzle your cheek against his thigh.
scaramouche glances down at you again, and feels that same weakness again. you just look so fucking adorable with that look in your eyes. a look that says, 'please, use me to feel better. i want you to.'
you nuzzle your cheek on his thigh again, only your cheek is a little close to cock. he stiffens for a moment, feeling it throb as your cheek brushes against it.
"please,sir, give me another chance. i can do better," his subordinate is quick to apologize, and he takes delight in his grovelling.
scaramouche sighs, and rolls his eyes. "what makes you think that i even would consider giving you this task again when you couldn't even do it right the first two times. if i don't do it myself, then i will send someone more qualified." seeing the obvious growing tent in his shorts, you reach over and gently palm your hand on his cock.
he was tired of this interaction already. and besides, there is something much more interesting underneath his desk. the adoring pet at his feet is making his cock throb.
scaramouche takes his hand off your head, and reaches down to unbutton his shorts. he feels your hands helping him take out his cock. what an eager little thing you are.
he scoffs seeing his subordinate still standing there. "you have something else you need to say?" scaramouche glares, putting a hand on your head, and moving you closer to his cock. it would be so fucking relaxing to feel your pretty lips wrapped around his cock.
you slowly lick up his cock, giving a gentle squeeze as you wrap your hand around it. precum beads from his cock head as you flatten your tongue, flicking the tip through his slit.
scaramouche jolts a little in his chair. fucking hell, your tongue felt too good. his subordinate immediately notices his jolt. "s-sir? if i may ask, are you okay?"
you play with your tongue in his precum for a few more moments, promptly scooping his cock head into your mouth. you take care to suck quietly.
"first, you fail. twice," scaramouche narrows his eyes, and scoffs as his hand tightens in your hair, "and then you dare to question me?" he pushes your mouth down on his cock, forcing a groan back down in his throat.
once your mouth is far enough down on his cock, he eases his hips up without being obvious, pushing into your throat. it's hard for you not to moan as his cock settles in your throat. tears sting your eyes, you struggling not to cough as you adjust your breathing. he silently bites back another groan as your throat spasms velvety around him.
a shiver dances straight to your cunt as his hand tightens in your hair again. a silent order to start sucking. you gently squeeze your hand, flattening your tongue as you quietly suck.
scaramouche feels his irritation melting away in the wake of your doting sucks. keeping his hand in your hair, he bobs your head on his cock. "are you just going to keep standing there like a pathetic fool?" he scoffs, seeing his subordinate still standing there.
his hips twitch up to fuck into your throat again. his cock pulses hard on your tongue as you struggle not to gag. he soothes his fingers through your hair, praise for how well you recover your breathing, enjoying the way your throat spasms on his cock.
scaramouche sincerely wishes his idiot subordinate would've fucked off a long time ago. he hates that he can't look down at you, and see how cute you look with mouth stuffed full of his cock. to watch your face while he spills into your mouth.
drool beads onto his shorts as you suck, pumping your hand on the part that wasn't in your mouth. his thighs tremble as you grind the roof of your mouth on his cock as you suck. you always know just what to fucking do to make him cum.
"get out of my sight," scaramouche hisses, forcing your mouth down on his cock. cum ribbons salty into your mouth as you quietly suck him through his orgasm.
once his subordinate flees in terror, he finally turns his attention to you. he drinks in the sight of your pretty lips wrapped around, and drooling on his cock.
he lets out a shaky moan as you swallow with his cock still in his mouth. "you did very well," he praises, taking your mouth off of his cock. his hand comes to cup your jaw. "open," he smirks as you open your mouth. "good girl," his thumb swipes some cum from the corner of your mouth. "take this to. you always tell me you don't like waste any," your cheeks flush as he slips his thumb into your mouth.
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lohen x fem!reader. smut. cunnilingus. drugging/aphrodisiac (non con). pussy drunk!lohen.
i dunno if i have ever written the reverse. it's not something i will write often probably, but this was pretty fun to write.
lohen is entirely aware of just how badly he wants you, but now he wants you even more. you were supposed to be the one on your knees for him. a drooling, needy mess for him thanks to the aphrodisiac he was going to slip in your drink during ranged target practice.
instead, it's him on his knees for you. his cock straining in his pants, and his mouth plastered to your pussy. "i gotta say," he swallows a groan into your cunt, smirking hazily up at you as he laps his tongue against your hole, "i thought you were too shy to try a stunt like that."
you outsmarted him. he didn't know how you did it. the aphrodisiac was already in your glass. you were tipping it to your lips to drink, your fate was all but sealed. but..a new recruit just had to ask a question that needed his attention right at that moment.
you switched the cups, not ingesting a single drop of the aphrodisiac.
your shy smile down at him makes lohen's throb almost unbearably. his prey is right above him, but instead of devouring you, you are devouring him. this game is just so fun to him. exhilaratingly fun.
"oh, lohen," he groans as you tighten your fingers in his hair, "don't you know it's the shy ones you have to watch out for. being shy also comes with a certain level of," you continue, pushing his mouth down onto your cunt, "quiet observance that most people don't notice."
"i'll devour you next time, i swear," lohen moans into your pussy, slurping almost obnoxiously as he scoops your clit into his mouth to suck on.
your back arches as a string of moans tear from your throat. your clit throbs as he prods his tongue against it. he watches you with smug satisfaction while you try compose yourself. "yeah, you probably will. but not now, vice captain," you coo his title as you comb your fingers through his hair, grinding your cunt on his mouth.
lohen's fingers tighten on your hips, his head spinning as his drool pools onto your pussy. "you think you are so smart," a somewhat drunk looking smirk tugs at the corner of his mouth as he flattens his tongue on your clit, "i'm going to shatter you into tiny little pieces when i get my hands on you."
pleasure snaps tight in your core, and your thighs shake as his tongue flicks teasingly around your clit. your mouth falls open, and you fail to swallow a moan.
as good as his tongue felt working over your pussy felt, you know you can't let yourself fall apart. to distract yourself, you pull his hair, pushing his mouth down onto your cunt again. "i don't know how seriously i can take that coming from you. i mean," you have to fight not to look shyly away from him, "just look at the position you are in."
lohen vibrates a loud moan into your pussy, the jolt of pain from having his hair pulled goes straight to his aching cock. "do that again.." he laughs shakily, swirling his tongue around your clit, "do that again, and i am going to fucking cum."
you smile somewhat down at him, swallowing back another moan as his tongue glides agonizing over your cunt. "oh? wouldn't it be better if you had a mess to clean up to?" you muse, tugging on his hair again as you grind your cunt on his mouth.
lohen's eyes roll into the back into the back of his head. his cock throbs so unbearably hard in his pants as delicious stings through his scalp. "oh fuck, i think I am gonna cum," he whines, plunging his tongue into your hole.
your walls spasm, and clench around his tongue. a shock of pleasure jolts through as you tremble a little. your fingers scramble to pull his hair again, your fingernails scratching at his scalp.
lohen sweeps his tongue back up your clit, not giving you any time to breath as he pulls it into his mouth, and sucks. the extra sting in his scalp is too much for him. cum spurts wet into his pants as he vibrates a whine on your clit.
"you better be careful, bunny," lohen trembles as he smirks up at you, "you never know when i will sneak up on you," he ruts against nothing, more than feeling the sticky mess in his pants.
your eyes widen for a moment, in his opinion your first mistake. you know he means it. however, you don't really think about that too much. you press his mouth down onto your cunt again, lying back as you grind on his mouth.
lohen is so content to lick, and suck your clit until you cum. you really are something else. you taste so fucking wet, and he hates that can't bury his cock in the tight warmth soaking his mouth.
you tremble so cutely into his hands as your orgasm washes over you. he is willing to bet that this is the boldest thing you have ever done.
lohen laps at the mess your pussy makes on his face, hazily watching your face while you cum. it's so cute to him that you don't know how in over your head you really are.
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lohen x fem!reader. smut. female masturbation. spying. obsessive lohen.
i am just typing whatever comes into my head😅 let's face it, we are all down bad.
it's not uncommon for lohen to venture out on nights that he can't sleep, cutting down monsters until he exhausts himself. it's a routine he has had even when he was an adventurer.
it was dead quiet on his way back to camp. so quiet he could hear a pin drop.
or so he thought.
just as he was passing your tent, he heard a soft, peculiar sound. curious, he stops outside your tent, keenly listening. it sounds like a moan to him. when he doesn't hear anything, he is ready to write it off as a noise you made in your sleep when he heard it again.
"mmm..ah.."
now he is sure of it.
you are definitely moaning. he stands there rooted, listening to your soft moans turn consistent. he could hear you trying to muffle them, and sheets rustling. oh my! just what was his favorite, shy recruit up to?
regrettably, your tent is completely blocking his view. he has no shame about closing his eyes, and listening. you just sound way too adorable for him to just walk away.
then, amidst your cute little moans, he heard it.
"lohen. lohen. mm.. lohen.."
his eyes snap open as he smirks. he couldn't lie, and say his cock wasn't twitching, and starting to harden. you are trying to get yourself off thinking about him.
licking his lips, he closes his eyes. if he can't see you, at least he can picture you while he listens to you. his fingers twitch to reach for his cock picturing you lying there, your legs spread as you stroke your cunt wet.
"mmm--ahh, lohen, please.."
he bites his lip, squeezing his eyes shut. were you thinking about his cock filling you instead of your fingers? his mind races, thinking about your hole stretching around your fingers. your cunt drooling every time his name is muffled in your moans.
your thighs must look so cute shaking as waves of pleasure shoot through you. did you focus your fingers on your puffy clit, grinding needily as you struggle to mimic what his cock would feel like?
his breath hitches in your throat hearing your soft, desperate whine as blankets rustle underneath you. he wonders if you found the perfect rhythm on your clit. pinching, and rubbing, practically purring quietly as it throbs, your tight little walls undoubtedly squeezing around nothing. your spasming walls begging for his cock.
he can't help but reach down to palm his cock. are you feeling more desperate for him? it must be unbearable for you, not having his cock inside you. filling you up so nice, and perfect.
"oh gods, lohen... don't stop please.." his cock pulses hearing your muffled sob. he can just picture your delicate little fingers pinching your nipples for extra stimulation. your other hand busy on your cunt, sliding your index, and middle fingers over your clit before you fuck them inside you.
"i...mmm..i'm gonna cum.."
lohen swallows a groan, biting his lip harder. you sound so fucking cute muffling your pathetic whines for him.
silly girl, you have no idea he is standing there, listening to you get off.
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kiss marks — lohen x reader, Suggestive/NSFW, drabble
summary — lohen likes making you wear his marks of ownership.
themes — hickeys, established relationship, librarian!reader, light humor, couple banter per usual, just a splash of explicit sexual content r/t oral sex, a lil domestic
WC: 827
Lohen had a bad habit of leaving you littered in kiss marks.
“Please don’t,” you said when he lowered his mouth to your neck. “It’s too hot these days for me to wear a scarf to work tomorrow.”
icymi!!! c: <3
Screw you for making me have baby fever. Lohen smiling his manic smile whenever Lohen fells one of his trainees and the baby starts laughing 💔 I just know that baby is like the sun, except eclipsed with the darkness of Lohen's genes
AHAHAH, OH MY GOD, YOU'RE TOTALLY RIGHT.
Another cadet hit the ground with a painful grunt. Lohen's lips curled into familiar manic grin. A soft, barely audible giggle drifted across the training grounds.
Everyone went silent. And everyone slowly turned toward the baby strapped to Lohen's chest.
"Almost the same laugh", one cadet whispered. The baby happily flailed their tiny hands, soft laughter bubbling out of them the moment they caught their dad's attention. "I guess we won't be needing a DNA test", he added jokingly to his friends with an amused grin.
The looks they gave him were enough to remind him that this probably wasn't the best joke to make right now. He immediately straightened up, clearing his throat. Lohen, however, couldn't have cared less.
He was already looking down, visibly pleased.
"Good eye", he said proudly. "That was a clean hit, hm?"
"Vice-captain", another cadet said carefully. "I... i don't think it's healthy for a baby to find violence entertaining."
Lohen shrugged.
"They're just appreciating proper technique."
"But—"
"And they're already an excellent judge of combat. I raised them well, hm?".
please dont make me write more about dad!lohen i'm gonna end it all i hate him so much. god. i need him to impregnate me
one hand for the spear, one for the baby
dad!lohen x mom!reader
drabble
summary: you and lohen faces the consequences of the heat of the moment. you'd always assumed he'd make a terrifying father. instead, he somehow becomes a good one — though his definition of "safe childcare" remains… debatable.
tags: lohen is down bad, fluff, parenting
well.. this actually came from a conversation i had with my oomf on twitter. in her selfship, she and lohen have a kid together, and i'd never really pictured him as a dad before. my immediate thought was basically the exact premise i ended up writing into the fic. i even tweeted about it, so maybe you already saw it, since it just hit 1k likes, lmfao!
The quiet cries of your baby echoed through the house early that morning, making you stir restlessly beneath the blankets. Before you could fully wake, however, Lohen — who had already been awake for some time — scooped the little one into his arms.
"Shh, shh. I've got you," he murmured, gently rocking the baby. He glanced over at you, still hopelessly tangled in the blankets. A satisfied smile tugged at his lips when he saw you were still asleep. You needed the rest more than anyone else, so he didn't hesitate.
Using only one hand, Lohen settled the baby against his chest and slipped on the carrier, tightening each strap with the same meticulous care he reserved for maintaining his weapons.
The baby squirmed, and for a brief moment he worried he'd fastened the straps too tightly. But before his eyes, the little one settled comfortably against his chest, soothed by the steady rhythm of his heartbeat. Lohen let out a quiet sigh of relief.
"There," he whispered. "Let's let mama sleep a little longer, hm?"
Spear slung over one shoulder, he stepped outside. His stride was almost cheerful, a little bounce finding its way into every step. He looked... proud. And he was, of course! But it still felt a little strange, becoming a father so young. His parents, of course, had been absolutely thrilled. They'd convinced themselves that finally — finally — fatherhood would make Lohen settle down and live a safer life because—
… A rustle.
Lohen's head turned toward the sound.
Three hilichurls were hunting a wild boar nearby. His gaze slowly drifted down to the sleeping baby tucked against his chest, then back to the monsters. Normally, he would've charged them without a second thought.
This time, he paused. There were only three.
The baby slept peacefully against his chest, utterly undisturbed. It wasn't the first time he'd used the carrier. By now, he'd learned over and over again that his firstborn was perfectly safe there. Turns out his mother's advice had actually been useful.
His polearm materialized in his hand as familiar adrenaline coursed through his veins.
Well… the thing was, he'd accidentally gotten the baby used to battlefield noise. It had started when he began bringing the stroller — or the carrier — to work. He flatly refused to let you spend every single day stuck at home with the baby.
Naturally, Lohen had turned that into yet another brilliant training exercise for his cadets.
If a knight was loud enough to wake the baby...
… they earned a special training session with the vice-captain.
Before long, the recruits had learned to fight almost silently. The baby, meanwhile, had learned to sleep through practically anything.
Perhaps because, amid the shouting, clashing steel, and distant gunfire, Lohen was always there, humming under his breath, speaking softly, or rambling to his little one in that embarrassingly gentle voice he reserved for them alone.
Naturally, none of the knights were brave enough to laugh at his ridiculously high-pitched lullabies.
Jean looked ready to have a heart attack every time she spotted a baby on the battlefield. Lisa simply giggled, praising Lohen's impressive multitasking skills — and complimenting him on “being such a good father”.
Varka, meanwhile, still hadn't fully processed the fact that Lohen had somehow become a parent. More than once he'd complained that it wasn't fair.
"You think this is easy for me?! Every other day you show up outside my office with your adorable baby! It was bad enough that the mother of your child was the woman I'd been pining after for years and now this?! Ugh! Just let me borrow the little one for a while! I've got paperwork to finish anyway. They can nap peacefully in my office!"
The last hilichurl collapsed before Lohen had even broken a sweat. Looking down, he grinned when he saw the baby hadn't stirred even once.
"Take after your mama," he said proudly.
He removed his gloves, thoroughly cleaned his hands with the wet wipes he kept in his bag, then gently stroked the baby's tiny head. Somewhere nearby there had to be a camp those hilichurls had wandered from.
If he hurried, he'd make it back before you woke up.
And if luck was really on his side...
… you'd still be asleep long enough for him to feed the baby, too.
Humming quietly to himself, he slipped his gloves back on and continued down the path.
You woke to an empty bed.
For one disoriented second, your hand shot toward the little nest of blankets where the baby should've been. Nothing. Your heart lurched before your mind caught up.
Lohen.
You shook your head, unable to suppress an amused smile. Throwing on one of his jackets, you headed outside in search of the father of your child.
...and found him standing atop a ridge overlooking a nearby hilichurl camp, monster residue drying on his boots, your baby sleeping soundly against his chest as though it were the safest place in all of Teyvat.
Lohen noticed you immediately.
The corners of his lips curled into a pleased smile as he finished wiping his hands clean before walking over.
"They like our morning walks," he said softly, looking down at the baby with unmistakable affection. "Didn't want to wake you."
"Lohen..." You crossed your arms, desperately trying not to smile. "I'd really appreciate it if our child didn't accompany you on your massacres."
"I took our baby for a walk," he replied with a laugh, leaning in until your foreheads were nearly touching. "The massacre was completely unrelated."
He shifted the carrier slightly so you could get a better look. Rosy cheeks, a tiny trail of drool soaking into his shirt, fast asleep, entirely unbothered by whatever had happened.
Lohen looked down at the baby with the same awestruck expression he wore every single time, as though he still couldn't quite believe this tiny little person was real.
"See?" he murmured, gently taking your wrist before pressing an apologetic kiss to the back of your hand. "They love going on adventures with dad."
NORMALIZE GERMAN LOHEN!!!!!!!!
i’m such a slut for char’s using their native language, im apart of the german lohen fan club and that german is his first language 🤤
google translate shamefully used because i’m just a little beaner. srry if any of these are ooc or cringe, im terrible at writing dialogue ^^''
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✴︎ reverts back to german when he’s really frustrated or focused. mutters little curses and sentences under his breath if he’s overwhelmed.
“verdammt nochmal! habe ich diesen Mist wirklich ertragen?!” (god damn it, do i really have to put up with this shit?!”)
“das Mischen dieser Gifte sollte eine starke Reaktion hervorrufen...” (mixing these poisons should elicit a strong reaction…)
✴︎ thinks in german rather than english, it’s his preferred method. he is fluent in english, but he can process words and feelings a lot better in german. analyzes people in his native language, and most definitely writes notes in german so fewer people can translate his files
“warum schwillt mein Herz an, wenn ich sie sehe...?” (why does my heart swell when i see them?)
“hör auf, mich so anzusehen. mir wird davon heiß.” (stop looking at me like that. it makes me feel hot)
✴︎ will try to teach you small phrases and words in german for fun. anytime you pass by something, he’ll call out a vocabulary word and have you memorize it. he doesn’t expect you to actually become fluent and speak it, he just wants to share his culture with you
“ein Apfel, zwei Äpfel, drei Äpfel...” (one apple, two apples, three apples…)
“ich liebe dich!” (i love you!)
“entschuldigung, wo ist…? (excuse me, where is the…?)
✴︎ in sharing his culture, he’ll make you german specialties! if you enjoy cooking and/or baking, he’ll teach you the recipes to bond together. he loves giving you a little taste of his childhood (literally). maybe one day, he’ll take you to germany and have you try the real authentic stuff
“german food isn’t really spicy, so i like adding a little essacher luft to some dishes for an extra kick!”
“we can make the spitzbuben cookies look like anything you want. hearts, bunnies, stars…”
“if you’re gonna marry me, you need to learn to make the best jägerschnitzel first”
✴︎ of course he uses sweet pet names in german for you, they seem so much more tender in his native language. he adds a little more purr when he addresses you because he knows you love it too. will use a german pet name to call you out in the crowd because he knows it’s special between you.
“what are you up to, meine liebe?”
“engel, where are you? yoo-hoo, engel!”
“come to bed, schneeflocke”
“goodmorning, hübsch. didja make breakfast just for me?”
✴︎ will say extremely irrelevant shit in german with a sultry tone and low voice because it sounds sexy to you. you’ll think he’s saying something romantic or dirty, but he’s just bullshitting because he likes seeing you squirm and gush by using his native language.
“du hast Essensreste zwischen den Zähnen. du siehst blöd aus.”
“wenn ich Seife gegessen hätte... Ich esse sie nicht, weil ich das schon mal getan habe. nein, ich esse sie nicht.
✴︎ talks you through it in german, but will repeat it in english with a soft whisper. he wants you to learn his language in every way possible
“du machst das so gut, liebling. you’re doing so well, love”
“fühlt sich das gut an? does that feel good?”
“lass mich dich hören, liebling. let me hear you, sweetheart”
“behalte mich im Auge, hübsche. keep your eyes on me, pretty”
“du schmeckst wie der Himmel. you taste like heaven”
✴︎ absolutely sputters things in german if he’s lost himself while making love. when his brain is practically mush, it’s all he can babble out. he doesn’t mean to! you’ve had to pick up on context clues on when he’s unable to translate to give him what he wants…
“scheiße!” he hisses, hips snapping against you sloppily as he loses his perfect rhythm, digging his nails into your skin to try and keep you pinned down before he lets go
“bitte…bitte…” while he scrambles for your hands, begging to keep them on his body, begging to keep you close to him while his breaths turn shallow and his mind goes fuzzy
“mein Gott” when he’s hypnotized by watching you arch and flutter your eyes shut, mouth agape as you spill moans with every right touch he makes. he memorizes every pretty sound and files it away in his head, you’re like an angel singing to him
“mehr, härter!” as you bite down on his skin when he’s basically jackhammering into you, trying to ground yourself. he’s louder than the headboard thudding against the wall! he’ll guide your hands to his back so you can leave deep, crescent marks and red-hot scratches to get him closer. the more you hurt him, the more he knows he’s doing a good job
gonna learn german for lohen.
NORMALIZE GERMAN LOHEN!!!!!!!!
i’m such a slut for char’s using their native language, im apart of the german lohen fan club and that german is his first language 🤤
google translate shamefully used because i’m just a little beaner. srry if any of these are ooc or cringe, im terrible at writing dialogue ^^''
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✴︎ reverts back to german when he’s really frustrated or focused. mutters little curses and sentences under his breath if he’s overwhelmed.
“verdammt nochmal! habe ich diesen Mist wirklich ertragen?!” (god damn it, do i really have to put up with this shit?!”)
“das Mischen dieser Gifte sollte eine starke Reaktion hervorrufen...” (mixing these poisons should elicit a strong reaction…)
✴︎ thinks in german rather than english, it’s his preferred method. he is fluent in english, but he can process words and feelings a lot better in german. analyzes people in his native language, and most definitely writes notes in german so fewer people can translate his files
“warum schwillt mein Herz an, wenn ich sie sehe...?” (why does my heart swell when i see them?)
“hör auf, mich so anzusehen. mir wird davon heiß.” (stop looking at me like that. it makes me feel hot)
✴︎ will try to teach you small phrases and words in german for fun. anytime you pass by something, he’ll call out a vocabulary word and have you memorize it. he doesn’t expect you to actually become fluent and speak it, he just wants to share his culture with you
“ein Apfel, zwei Äpfel, drei Äpfel...” (one apple, two apples, three apples…)
“ich liebe dich!” (i love you!)
“entschuldigung, wo ist…? (excuse me, where is the…?)
✴︎ in sharing his culture, he’ll make you german specialties! if you enjoy cooking and/or baking, he’ll teach you the recipes to bond together. he loves giving you a little taste of his childhood (literally). maybe one day, he’ll take you to germany and have you try the real authentic stuff
“german food isn’t really spicy, so i like adding a little essacher luft to some dishes for an extra kick!”
“we can make the spitzbuben cookies look like anything you want. hearts, bunnies, stars…”
“if you’re gonna marry me, you need to learn to make the best jägerschnitzel first”
✴︎ of course he uses sweet pet names in german for you, they seem so much more tender in his native language. he adds a little more purr when he addresses you because he knows you love it too. will use a german pet name to call you out in the crowd because he knows it’s special between you.
“what are you up to, meine liebe?”
“engel, where are you? yoo-hoo, engel!”
“come to bed, schneeflocke”
“goodmorning, hübsch. didja make breakfast just for me?”
✴︎ will say extremely irrelevant shit in german with a sultry tone and low voice because it sounds sexy to you. you’ll think he’s saying something romantic or dirty, but he’s just bullshitting because he likes seeing you squirm and gush by using his native language.
“du hast Essensreste zwischen den Zähnen. du siehst blöd aus.”
“wenn ich Seife gegessen hätte... Ich esse sie nicht, weil ich das schon mal getan habe. nein, ich esse sie nicht.
✴︎ talks you through it in german, but will repeat it in english with a soft whisper. he wants you to learn his language in every way possible
“du machst das so gut, liebling. you’re doing so well, love”
“fühlt sich das gut an? does that feel good?”
“lass mich dich hören, liebling. let me hear you, sweetheart”
“behalte mich im Auge, hübsche. keep your eyes on me, pretty”
“du schmeckst wie der Himmel. you taste like heaven”
✴︎ absolutely sputters things in german if he’s lost himself while making love. when his brain is practically mush, it’s all he can babble out. he doesn’t mean to! you’ve had to pick up on context clues on when he’s unable to translate to give him what he wants…
“scheiße!” he hisses, hips snapping against you sloppily as he loses his perfect rhythm, digging his nails into your skin to try and keep you pinned down before he lets go
“bitte…bitte…” while he scrambles for your hands, begging to keep them on his body, begging to keep you close to him while his breaths turn shallow and his mind goes fuzzy
“mein Gott” when he’s hypnotized by watching you arch and flutter your eyes shut, mouth agape as you spill moans with every right touch he makes. he memorizes every pretty sound and files it away in his head, you’re like an angel singing to him
“mehr, härter!” as you bite down on his skin when he’s basically jackhammering into you, trying to ground yourself. he’s louder than the headboard thudding against the wall! he’ll guide your hands to his back so you can leave deep, crescent marks and red-hot scratches to get him closer. the more you hurt him, the more he knows he’s doing a good job
cramps — lohen x reader, suggestive, drabble
summary — lohen hates seeing his pretty girl suffer. this month, he decides to do something about it.
themes — established relationship, suggestive ending, attempt at humor, period fic, fluff, a lil domestic
WC: 756
No matter how hard Lohen tried, he wouldn’t be able to fight the enemy that taunted you this time. Or so he had initially thought. After some careful digging on his part, he had stumbled upon an avenue that was perfect for you.
Though, maybe not so perfect for him.
“You feel that? Thats yours. You did that…” (as I cum inside you)
i need lohen with this oh my goshothsmgysmfysmdnodhmyvod I'm gnna do something SILLY actually
“You feel that? Thats yours. You did that…” (as I cum inside you)
smirking lohen (he looks so silly)
my ovaries please
sorry for the delay in responding to your message. I was walking around the house with unclear intentions