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A baroque masterpiece (via)
I love the reaction faces on these cats though
“WHAT”
“no”
Morning
So I had a dream (again) about the horrifying prospect of my mom finding any of my porn. Ever. Please. If I die, don't let my mom see my porn. D:
Maybe it’s brave to quit your job to go paint in Peru for a year, but it’s also brave to work two jobs to help pay for your mom’s medical bills. It’s smart to stay at the law firm until your loans are paid off. It’s OK to only tolerate your job but love your hobbies, because as soon as passions are turned into careers, you risk turning love into work. So you don’t love your job — who gives a shit? Are you happy with yourself? Are you happy with the way you treat people? Are you happy with your life?
Sometimes It’s Okay to Not Follow Your Dreams (via sonnywortzik)
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ALICE ROOSEVELT WAS HARDCORE. “She was known as a rule-breaker in an era when women were under great pressure to conform. The American public noticed many of her exploits. She smoked cigarettes in public, swore at officials, rode in cars with men, stayed out late partying, kept a pet snake named Emily Spinach (Emily as in her spinster aunt and Spinach for its green color) in the White House, and was seen placing bets with a bookie.
So what I’m reading here is, she was a Roosevelt?
Well I have a new hero.
Her whole wikipedia article is gold
"When her father was governor of New York, he and his wife proposed that Alice attend a conservative school for girls in New York City. Pulling out all the stops, Alice wrote, ‘If you send me I will humiliate you. I will do something that will shame you. I tell you I will.’"
"Her father took office in 1901 following the assassination of President William McKinley, Jr. in Buffalo (an event that she greeted with "sheer rapture.")"
“During the cruise to Japan, Alice jumped into the ship’s pool fully clothed, and coaxed a congressman to join her in the water. (Years later Bobby Kennedy would chide her about the incident, saying it was outrageous for the time, to which the by-then-octogenarian Alice replied that it would only have been outrageous had she removed her clothes.”
"She was dressed in a blue wedding dress and dramatically cut the wedding cake with a sword (borrowed from a military aide attending the reception)"
"When it came time for the Roosevelt family to move out of the White House, Alice buried a Voodoo doll of the new First Lady, Nellie Taft, in the front yard."
"Later, the Taft White House banned her from her former residence—the first but not the last administration to do so. During Woodrow Wilson’s administration (from which she was banned in 1916 for a bawdy joke at Wilson’s expense)…"
"As an example of her attitudes on race, in 1965 her African-American chauffeur and one of her best friends, Turner, was driving Alice to an appointment. During the trip, he pulled out in front of a taxi, and the driver got out and demanded to know of him, "What do you think you’re doing, you black bastard?" Turner took the insult calmly, but Alice did not and told the taxi driver, "He’s taking me to my destination, you white son of a bitch!"
“To Senator Joseph McCarthy, who had jokingly remarked at a party “Here’s my blind date. I am going to call you Alice”, she sarcastically said “Senator McCarthy, you are not going to call me Alice. The trashman and the policeman on my block call me Alice, but you may not.”
There's a devil waiting outside your door (How much longer) Bucking and braying and paywing the floor Well, he's howling with pain and crawling up the walls There's a devil waiting outside your door He's weak with evil and broken by the world He's shouting your name and asking for more There's a devil waiting outside your door Lover man! Since the world began Forever, Amen Till the end of time Take off that dress I'm coming down I'm your loverman Cause I am what I am what I am what I am L is for LOVE baby O is for ONLY you that I do V is for loving VIRTUALLY everything you are E is for loving almost EVERYTHING that you do R is for RAPE me M is for MURDER me A is for ANSWERING all of my pryers N is for KNOWING your loverman's going to be the answer to all of yours I'll be your Loverman! Till the bitter end While empires burn down Forever and ever and ever and ever Amen I'm your Loverman So help me, baby So help me Cause I am what I am what I am I'm your Loverman! There's a devil crawling along your floor With a trembling heart, he's coming through your door With his straining sex in his jumping paw There'a a devil crawling along your floor And he's old and he's stupid and he's hungry and he's sore And he's blind and he's lame and he's dirty and he's poor There's a devil crawling along your floor Loverman! Here I stand Forever, Amen Cause I am what I am what I am what I am Forgive me, baby My hands are tied And I got no choice No, I got no choice at all I'll say it again L is for LOVE, baby O is for O yes I do V is for VIRTUE, so I ain't gonna hurt you E is for EVEN if you want me to R is for RENDER unto me, baby M is for that which is MINE A is for ANY old how, darling N is for ANY old time I'll be your Loverman! I got a masterplan To take off your dress And be your man Seize the throne Seize the mantle Seize the crown Cause I am what I am what I am what I am I'm your Loverman! There's a devil lying by your side You might think he's asleep but take a look at his eyes He wants you, darling, to be his bride There's a devil lying by your side
- Get my driver’s license, get a car.
- Look into alternative living solutions to my current apartment- either something cheaper that allows me to save money, or, budget providing, nicer accommodations.
end goal of saving up money? Being able to buy a home.
If I don’t...
Reblogging last year's resolutions, because FUCK YEAH achieved some of them!
I got the license and car. I found cheaper accommodations. I did do more research at home. I didn't improve on pets or my art much, and I actually got LESS physically active. So that's a bummer. And obligations are still not met. BUT, I did do a lot of soul searching this year, and learned a lot about myself and others. A lot of unforeseen changes happened. But it made me stronger.
Going to post 2015 resolutions soon. Just good to reflect upon how much has changed, and how much stayed the same.
when my friends are sad and do not want to talk
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WHY IS EVERYONE REBLOGGING THE 6 SECOND VERSION OF THIS WHEN THIS EXISTS. THIS SHIT FUCKING SLAYS ME.
me: *rips open envelope*
me: and the first meme of 2015 is... neon genesis evangelion!
me: congratulations!
all my followers: congratulations!
everyone in the audience: congratulations!
congratulations: congratulations!
Update
Family visit I was troubled over went well- it was short, and they offered me food and kindness. People have been so incredibly kind. A couple of our presents were delayed in the mail, so my sister showed off the thoughtful gift they gave her, and they gave me mine- something I've been eyeing for over a year and mentioned last minute, totally not expecting my mom to actually get it. So the Homestuck tarot is now MINE, AND she got me the calendar too!! I laughed over jokes on it they didn't understand, and was grateful they still wanted to make me happy despite not getting it. It's been a rough holiday, a sad and stressful one, but not a bad one. Thank you to everyone who's been kind, whether to me or other people in your life. It's so important.