Dr. Kumaâs Anatomy Dummy Demonstration
At Karoshi-kumaâs decree, the court room seemed to grow even warmer than it was before. The bear sat up in its chair, pushing aside a few documents on its desk to reveal a bright red button. With a devilish grin, the bear brandished a pencil, twirled it in its hand, and used it to slam down on the button with a sickening BUZZ. The sound of machinery whirring to life filled the room, leaving everyone to stand in a tense silence, awaiting the outcome.
A robotic voice droned from an unseen speaker source:Â
YEICHI NIKUYOJI HAS BEEN FOUND GUILTY: COMMENCING EXECUTION.
[CW: Descriptions/Consumption of Meat, Cannibalism]
Yeichi Nikuyoji has been found guilty. Announced glaringly through the speakers.
Well, Yeichi couldnât say he expected any other outcome. All in all, this is the ending the interrogator anticipated-no, perhaps looked forward to, in gruesome apprehension.
The perspiring, twisting grin that matched wide, hollow eyes staring in flinching bliss. Yeichi Nikuyoji, outed as the SHSL Interrogator- or perhaps the âSHSL Safeguardâ, in his own terms- seemed wholly ecstatic at the prospects of what would come next.
With a quickly, antsy glance at mob encircling him, expressions ranging from mortified to distraught, to the occasional face of digust, the interrogator began to shake, knuckles white as he gripped his podium.
Almost like a boiling deep from within, Yeichi quickly turned red in the face, smile ever widening. Fit to burst like a visible vein on his temple, a fizzle of whining chuckles erupted to a volcano of laughter as a the sudden clack of an iron collar snaked its way around the interrogatorâs throat. The spurts of searing hot laughter trailed the interrogator as he was whisked up in the air and into the unknown.
With the sudden shatter of static and and a grainy image flickering on the screen, the taxidermist appears, as gleeful in spirits as a culprit can be, dangling from a hook like a slab of meat. The shot pans out and the spotlight widens, revealing several KarĆshi-Kuma-esque bears, all in doctorâs coats and surgical masks. Taking markers to the interrogator, Yeichi spits and shoos the paws away, revealing a number of dotted lines on himself.
***Yeichi Nikuyojiâs Punishment: Dr. KarĆshi-Kumaâs Anatomy Dummy Seminar Special***
âUpupupu, pay attention brats; thisâll be on the exam! Look here you bastards; this right here is a prime cut of homo sapien, the distant- and less evolved cousin of Monobearius Handsomemous. You can tell theyâre less evolved due to the lack of monotone coloring, soft plushy ears, and no belly button-button!â
Dr. Kuma suddenly whips out a cattle prod, jamming it into Yeichiâs abdomen. With a sudden jolt, the interrogator reels back with a âhurgh-â quivering as blue lightning shocks him.
âThereâs no cotton filling in there, either- well, probably not. I am legally required to declare my degree is completely honorary, and I am not a currently accredited health provider.â
With another prod to his side, Yeichi swings on the hook with barrage of tazings. Taking in labored, shallow breaths, the interrogatorâs eyes are still wild with exhilaration.
âRiiiiiiiiiight here! No beary-interesting features here at all! Or here, or here, orhereorhereor-â
With each mention of another âhereâ, Dr. Kuma jams prongs into another part of the interrogator, who whips around and shakes on the hook with more shocks. More and more Kumas pop out of thin air and join in with doctor Kuma and their cattle prods, sticking Yeichi with more volts as he convulses against the electricity.
As more and more bears gather with their prodding sticks, the interrogator disappears behind the crowd, only the rumbling zaps and zzzzâs buzzing, exploding, sizzling, burning to be gathered from the scene.
Black smoke begins to billow at the source of the electrocution, and more bears, this time donning aprons and meat cleavers shimmy their way to the center. The flurry of pink knives swung wildly in the silhouette of the crowd.
As the buzzing and cleaving of blades dies down, the bears quickly disperse, pulling back to reveal an empty hook where the Yeichi once dangled from.
The dead silence and confusion of the situation werenât left unexplained for long, as KarĆshi-Kuma bursts through the door of the trial room with bellowing, muffled laughter. He is holding a dubious looking sandwich.
âWaaaahahaha, boy, this extra bloody charred burger really hits the spot, omph-!â
With another bite, pink spurts from the other end of the sandwich as the students watch on in horror.
Yeichi Nikuyoji, SHSL Interoggator, has been Executed.