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me tongue-deep in a sandalwood candle: 🤤

the tjmaxx employee loading a fourth tranquilizer dart into their blowgun: i need backup

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#i put way too much effort into this LMFAO #< prev #I SEE YOU ITS ALL WORTH IT I LOVE THE DETAILS #i love how this became a meme #the tenno's at-iluvforma #both their man tiddies #of course nora is posting this #ty op i love this to........ lua and back

nchntd

In the club

vacuously-true

I think I’m literally never gonna be sick of this masterpiece. I think watching it on a loop for eight hours could fix me. Dancing’s what clears my soul. Dancing’s what makes me whole.

dimmadoome

I just love that this very video is an accumulation of thousands of years worth of art made by people who have never met each other. The concept of this video was so completely unfathomable to every single artist who made the sculptures and yet they’ve all put something toward the creation of it.

i-restuff

ITS BACK ON MY TIMELINE

#what i would do with my museums collection for their social media sites #*mr turner voice* IF I HAD A MUSEUM JOB #until then 4ever reblog

anleva

The only thing I can do now is to draw some emotional support yaoi and make it vent art.

Also my laptop super died on me back in like february. And like, who has money for a new one right? Iost a ton of my drawings! Buhu I can't even think about it. Don't be like me! Back up your stuff kids!

#i love this!#Yiga Clan #Yiga Husbands #Kohga x Sooga #kohsoo #🎶The stress is a deadly lazer🎵#< prev #hahahahahaha #hope the banana boys help you through tough times just like they helped me #really lovely art btw *peels and consumes it like a nana*

congrats to all utdr fans and tenna fans!! im still happy senshi made it this far!! sexyman posting over for now back to regular schedule

#tumblr sexyman #tumblr sexyman 2026 #tenna deltarune #senshi of izganda

paranoidpaleandroid

so we're doing propaganda eh

VOTE SENSHI! VOTE SENSHI!

Senshi is love senshi is life! Senshi cares for his friends and nature! Senshi is humble and nurturing! Senshi is a great comic relief without losing depth of character!

Senshi is very caring and passionate about his love of culinary, nutrition, even the hierarchy of the dungeon itself. Senshi's well endowed shape can survive many winters. Senshi helps and teaches others regardless of reward. He is strong and capable of eliminating this year's Sexyman Victim! Senshi is foreveer

We've come so far already! We can do this! Vote Senshi!

@mimosa-sexypeople-contests-2026

idkitsartman

This is very stupid but it’s genuinely what I think about every time I consider skipping dinner after work

Edit: legit did not realize that senshis fighting for his life in the sexyman polls but I’m very happy to be spreading pro senshi propaganda

#he made me cook and eat chicken chunks with rice noodles and a peanut mushroom sauce #he makes me reconsider sweets and replace them with fruit and even then i feel less bad for smaller treats if i crave them #BE NOT A LITTLE BITCH #tysm op #vote senshi we need him #dungeon meshi #delicious in dungeon #senshi of izganda

n0rthernghostbat

vote senshi because. he is a slut.

vote 4 ass. vote senshi.

@mimosa-sexypeople-contests-2026

#i will be posting about senshi for a hot minute until you all take a proper gander at him🙂‍↕️#vote senshi we need him

sabertoothwalrus

I’m so proud of senshi for making it so far in the tumblr sexyman poll. I think it’s so beautiful that tumblr has reached a point where a short fat hairy bearded man is the pinnacle of sexuality for a large swath of this userbase. it’s like when you see before & after pictures of a rainforest recovering from deforestation. nature is healing and we can fight god

if there was a yaoiberry ..... heh.. then let's just say............... i'd be a bear

cyanocittae

my friend keeps sending the groupchat voice notes of her eating bussy and calling it "asmr"..... bro go study for your physics exam 😭

cyanocittae

hi sorry uh. incredible miscommunication on my part lmfao.

my bad yall

#even i got bussybaited #AND I JUST ATE BUSSY TOO

featherphoenixart

🌼🦉

#aaaaaa so cute i love love love iiiiit #this could very well be official card art how cute #i think the background looks perfect #it fits the style it has perspective so yea #rowlet #ROWLEEEETTT BABBYYYYY

oldmanyaoi-jpeg

saw a woman going through tsa with a plush creeper backpack and this image materialized perfectly in my mind

#objectively hilarious object to take on a plane #< prev tags

idkwhattoputbroo

if you have no motivation,

𝓭𝓸 𝓲𝓽 𝓯𝓸𝓻 𝓱𝓲𝓶.

make your bed for SPONGEBOB

clean your room for SPONGEBOB

make yourself lunch for SPONGEBOB

study for SPONGEBOB

brush your teeth for SPONGEBOB

drink water for SPONGEBOB

sailor-crusader-deactivated2025

It's not like I like you or anything! P-Pendejo!

selachiigoesbananas

#lmaoooo #nacho varga #not in a shipping way #in a shitpost way #better call saul

questions-about-blorbos

Your Blorbo had to eat the last food you ate (not a leftover, but the exact same food that you ate; for instance, if the last food you ate was Jajangmyeon, they’d have to eat a fresh bowl of Jajangmyeon too). Would they be happy about it?

Yes

No

Voting ended onJul 19

Every poll on this blog is about fictional characters only. This request was sent to us and we made a poll in response to it. Send any Blorbo-related question you want to our inbox and we’ll make a poll on which people can vote with their own Blorbos in minds

#giving kohga and soogs two servings of pad thai and pad kaphrao #theyd appreciate it #certified banger made by a street vendor auntie

godkillerbrigade

going to the corner store to get more corners

bluefluffbucket

gehe in den eckladen. ecken kaufen

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