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@seleucidsuggestions
the “judah macabee was a fascist” hot takes that come around every hanukkah are living proof that we need him now more than ever
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have your name and governance become a central model in the First Servile War
it's aways valid to get a shout-out in the bible just for being a horrible person
war elephants are a valid currency
build not ONE but TWO inappropriately large fortresses on the top of steep mountains with inexplicably huge store buildings and make historians wonder why the FUCK you did that
start beef with the ptolemaic dynasty
call your daughters either Laodike or Stratonike and marry a Berenike every now and again
call your sons either Seleucus or Antiochus, with the occasional Philip
periodically drive the parthians out of babylon
build 16 Antiocheias because CLEARLY ONE IS NOT ENOUGH
choose multilingual documents over personal multilinguism because that is not a royal virtue!
Graciously accept the cult around you that the poleis offer
Passive-aggressively remind the poleis that it was you who freed them from barbaric slavery
be a good father and let your son marry your second wife
two words: imitatio alexandri
create an empire that is way more organized than alexander's
@alexander-suggestions
declare yourself a god
turn your whole dynasty into a cult