send help, future me is a dick

(This is a side Eddsworld AU blog, run by @LadyAnnMajora, where Tord's future self traveled back in time to teach his young self on violence and world domination. )

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Ayyy, lmao

(((ayyyyyy jfc its been awhile -mod tom)))

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Y'all should blow up the van, I'm pretty sure Tom will survive... maybe

Red: Nice idea but lil Edd here probably wouldn't like that idea.

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I know

ok?

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*wispers* i did get memes

really really outdated memes  -mod edd

[self-mentor-tord-au]

No i got memes

Perhaps

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I honestly was prepared for the worst

and the worst is what you got   -Mod Edd

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Oh shit what up

I am so sorry -Mod Edd

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oh look an empty ask box any one of you 89 followers or complete strangers Send in an ask. Any ask. Please.

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hey can we uhhh get some more asks pls - mod Tord

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Edd, what's the plan?? pls tell us u have a plannnnn

Edd: Well, my friend, its to get Red to do something cause not only did he cause this, he also is more capable of successfully doing it.Plan B is to steal his gun and shoot the tires.The real problem is that if we take the truck down and Tom isn’t there that’s gonna get us into a hell of a lot of trouble and I’m too amazing to go to jail.

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hi is this ask blog ded

idk is it - mod tord

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We don't get a lot of asks, plus a lot of the mods are busy, so it's hard to manage this ask blog -Mod Edd

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hi is this ask blog ded

idk is it - mod tord

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Hey guys, could you please send in some asks. Anything. Please. Thank you. -Mod Tom

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i wanna see that ten page list eddy boi or is now not the time

Edd: OF COURSE NOW IS NOT THE FUCKING RIGHT TIME! WE HAVE A FRIEND TO SAVE!

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alright so dont scream but tom is very awake in that van and he is very pissed in said van but hey no problemo right

Edd: THANKS FOR TELLING ME I’LL BE SURE TO ADD THAT TO MY TEN PAGE LIST OF THINGS TO WORRY ABOUT!

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bLOW UP THE ROAD SO THE TRUCK HAS TO STOP or i mean you could shoot the tires but wHICH SOUNDS COOLER??

Red: I personally love shit exploding but I'd rather not be arrested today.