🎀 sydney !

19 | wlw | hellaverse blog | any pronouns

[selfishmachinez]

★☆ BLOG NAVIGATION🪽

hiii!!! im sydney ^_^ im 19, i go by any pronouns (preferably she/her), im a lesbian, and im audhd!

my favs are lute, adam, alastor, vox, lucifer, sir pentious mammon, asmodeus, nd fizz ! so ill gladly do those <3

im in other fandoms as well! (too many to list, but ill probably write a thing or two about my non-hellaverse favs, this will remain a hh/hb x reader blog!)

★☆ REQUESTS 🪽

requests are closed ! :(

★☆ REQUEST RULES 🪽

please only request when requests are open! if theyre closed, its likely im busy! and when theyre closed, i probably wont write much either.

i only write x readers, but i write smut, fluff, angst, and polyamory.

i write for every hazbin hotel character (including characters that havent been introduced yet, like molly and baxter.) and every helluva boss character!

i'll pretty much write any LEGAL and CONSENSUAL kink, though yandere, cnc, ageplay, and kidnapping are on thin ice </3 i cant write that shit well plus i have some trauma with that shii so yh😭

★☆ MASTERLIST 🪽

mammon x service top!reader

"best brother ever" prank on lulu, adam, & mammon

XOXO, SELFISHMACHINEZ. 💋

[bigfatbimbo-deactivated20240725]

Fem!Vox absolutely dominating us? :3 I recently found out people genderbend Vox and— HAHEHSBHSHWHHHEH??? She’s so pretty???? Bimbo you need to see Fem Vox NOW LOOK AT HOW PRETTY SHE IS HOLY FJUCK

https://x.com/O2751GK/status/1507722116249972737?s=20

let me just say that this woman

is just as bratty and subby as male vox SORRY NOT SORRY ITS THE TRUTH. anyways so solid maybe, i wouldn’t be saying anything i haven’t already said.

she hot as fuck tho so like… idk i might write for her.

(also credit for the first in is in the picture, the second is @poopassheepowo on tiktok)

[bigfatbimbo-deactivated20240725]

i’ve changed my mind i’ve decided there WILL be fem vox content because i thought about genderbend carmella and got unreasonably mad.

society tried to twinkify our milfs so i’m milfifying your twinks. WHATS UP? BITCH?

[drowninnoodles]

Im thinking about this

thanks @tranquil-slaughterhouse

[glorismorningstar]

Hazbin Hotel Incorrect Quotes #1

Adam: is Pink Panther a lion?

Lute: say that again but slower.

Adam: I don't get it?

Lute: he's the pink PANTHER.

Adam: okay? But is he a lion?

Lute: Adam. Angel. Light of my life. He's a panther.

Adam: is that a kind of lion?

Lute: no, it's a fucking panther.

Adam: I just googled, they aren't pink?

Lute: AND LIONS ARE?

[notherpuppet]

Budding romance

[selfishmachinez]

hi gang im sick (like a frail victorian child) so requests will slow down but i promise ill try to get them done until the end of the week (if i dont die)

[selfishmachinez]

i dont remember any of this what the actual fuck happened bro

[sidsinning]

Slut

[bigfatbimbo-deactivated20240725]

hey gang i’m super tired and running on several cups of coffee right now working on an article. anyways, you think boycunt vox tastes like blue gatorade?

[selfishmachinez]

hi gang im sick (like a frail victorian child) so requests will slow down but i promise ill try to get them done until the end of the week (if i dont die)

[carrionkid]

would you like a nice glass of

[dontbeanassbutt]

boy, blowjobs sure are a mouthful

[tangentlines]

jeez, that pun was hard for me to swallow

[spicy-vaginal-tacos]

penis

[high-school-fling]

thanks for your contribution

[rubra-wav]

Drip check

[bouberi]

hes SO UNSERIOUS

[nunalastor]

source

[xxsmilingdeerxx]

*Gives Alastor a giant furby*

Here ya go Al you can keep it for your collection!

He likes it.

[ponygyatt]

Quit dick riding.

LMFAOAO IDK I JUST GOT BORED

“QUIT DICK RIDING ME!”

Adam’s faced turned to fear, and disgust. “What the actual fuck.” The words that left your mouth, left his mouth wide open. He was experiencing so many emotions at once.

Was he horny? Shocked? Confused?? He had no idea what to think, so he said decided to end on a few words.

“How about you ride my dick?” Now, it was your turn to be disgusted.

AHH THIS SUCKS SORRY 😭😭

[mr-malumm]

Morning routine of local TV star

[simphornies]

THIS IS EXACTLY WHAT I ENVISIONED WHEN I POSTED THAT HEADCANON A WHILE BACK