The 'sarcastic asshole' squad
Aquarius, Virgo, Gemini, Capricorn, Scorpio, Aries, Sagittarius

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he wasn't even looking at me and he found me

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Cosmic Funnies
"I'm Dorothy Gale from Kansas"
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almost home

if i look back, i am lost
YOU ARE THE REASON
Lint Roller? I Barely Know Her

Love Begins
PUT YOUR BEARD IN MY MOUTH
we're not kids anymore.
One Nice Bug Per Day
I'd rather be in outer space 🛸
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@selfproclaimedstar-lord
The 'sarcastic asshole' squad
Aquarius, Virgo, Gemini, Capricorn, Scorpio, Aries, Sagittarius
Not Another Munday Meme
☠ What song would be played at your muse’s funeral?
☮ What puts your mind at peace? What hobbies do you use to keep your mind off of stress?
☯ What's your dream tattoo?
♠ Is it easier to play a morally questionable muse or a morally good muse?
♥ Do you have a crush on anyone?
♡ If you could meet one person, living or dead, who would it be?
♢ Do you like to write fluff?
★ Who is the one muse that your muse loves above all others?
⚜ What other muses do you play?
☄ What's one thing roleplay wise that has been annoying you here lately?
☾ What's your most wished for AU?
☽ What muse do you want to rp with?
☼ What do you do when you're not rping?
☀ Describe the best day of your life.
☁ Is it rainy or about to rain where you are?
☂ What does your muse's umbrella look like?
✌ Describe the strangest thing in the room you're in right now.
✖ Thoughts on reblog karma?
回 What historical AU do you want to do most with your muse?
✧ Are you currently in school/college?
✦ What's your ringtone?
❤ What's been your favorite thread so far on this muse account?
❥ Who is your favorite muse to play?
™ Do you prefer writing OCs or canon muses?
ツ Who was your favorite teacher?
♬ What song is stuck in your head right now?
☆ Favorite icon of your muse?
rcddler
“ Yes. – You are the ONLY one in here. “ Elisabeth laughed, a quiet sound as she moved around her desk to lean against the front of it, smiling at the rather HANDSOME ( shut up ) man who’d walked past. Stifling a giggle when he knocked over her thing of pens, she shook her head slightly.
“ Oh – What a TRAGEDY. “ That is the cheesiest thing we’ve EVER heard, dude. ( it’s adorable c’mon ) “ I’m sure that could be arranged. “
A soft breath of laughter escaped him at her false sympathies for his alleged misfortune in just so happening to misplace his number, but even more amusing was the fact that one of his ridiculously horrible pick-up lines might’ve actually paid off on someone for once...well...of course they had... Who could turn down a face like this? -- actually a lot of people could, this had been proven many times over...
“Wait wh- really?” he couldn’t help but blurt out at first, “I mean- great! Awesome! Quill-- by the way, Peter Quill,” Stretching his hand out--was handshake the right move to go for when picking up cute chicks...that didn’t seem right... Too formal...too late to take it back now, his hand was out there. It had been a while....shut up...
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jealous / possessive meme
“ you’re mine. you hear me? ”
“ were you with him/her? ”
“ why is she/he calling you? ”
“ do they know we’re together? ”
“ were you with him/her? ”
“ i don’t want you seeing them anymore ”
“ did she/he make a pass at you? ”
“ i know you were with her/him ”
“ you belong to me ”
“ i can’t believe you were with her/him ”
“ i don’t like the way he’s/she’s looking at you ”
“im NOT jealous ”
“ i thought you only had eyes for me ”
“ he/she can’t make you feel the way i make you feel ”
“ you’re too good for her/him ”
“is there someone else?”
“ you were flirting with them ”
“ they were flirting with you ”
“ i don’t want you talking to them again ”
“ i can’t stop picturing you with him/her ”
“ the thought of you with him/her makes me sick ”
“ tell me i have nothing to worry about ”
justaphxse
The mild panic that lined his features at the inquiry sparked a sense of intrigue in the mutant and she sat forward, one eyebrow quirked as she awaited the supposed reveal. It was cute, the way he was stammering through their first real meeting, their first real d a t e, and she would be lying if she tried denying her excitement revolving around his presence. Peter Quill was here now… Actually, truly here, in the flesh. No more holo-dates, no more distance separating them, no more waiting. Beneath the calm exterior she was buzzing with excitement as she sat there, desperate to portray a nonchalance that bordered on aloof — and she was doing a terrible job. ❝ Flowers… ❞ The word was repeated, rolling off her tongue with a huff as they were produced with a flourish. Staring down at the small collection of severely battered petals, some of the stems bent and twisted in an unrecognizable fashion as if they had been run through the spin cycle of a dryer, Kitty simply shouldn’t help it: She laughed. A hand flew up to cover her mouth, attempting to stifle the sound that was more amusement than mocking.
❝ They’re lovely, Peter. Thank you… ❞ Kitty reached out to accept the meager collection, one of the flowers breaking off and tumbling to the floor in the process in a sad display that only earned another muffled giggle. ❝ Should I even ask what you were running from? ❞
Lovely... She really didn’t have to lie to him like that, he knew they were a bit of a mess--course most things he typically did were just a total hot mess with him, he was certainly trying though. Dates were so difficult for him. Either they hung out on holo and before that he’d only ever been with women for the span of a night...a single night... And he could never remember their names in the morning. “Running-? Uh...wh-...Those...may not...have been...obtained...entirely legally?” wincing as he rubbed at the back of his neck. What? Old habits died hard...
“Cranky old flower shop owners with canes....pack a hell of a whallop...”
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SEND ME A “♪” AND I’LL SHUFFLE MY MP3PLAYER AND TELL YOU OUR SONG. accepting
Peace Sign (acoustic)- LIGHTS
♪ (For the lols)
SEND ME A “♪” AND I’LL SHUFFLE MY MP3PLAYER AND TELL YOU OUR SONG. accepting
Somewhere I Belong- Linkin Park
Send "Lips Like Sugar" for my muses reaction to yours grabbing them and placing multiple kisses on their lips
SEND ME A “♪” AND I’LL SHUFFLE MY MP3PLAYER AND TELL YOU OUR SONG.
▲ (( hashtagyolo ))
Send me ▲ and I'll reply with a sex gif of what my muse wants to do to/with yours
don’t assume just because i don’t reply straight away that i don’t want to rp with you because i do but i just am lazy and stupid so it takes me time sometimes.
✖ | @selfproclaimedstar-lord | ELISABETH | ✖
“ Is there something I can do for you, sir? “
“For me--?” Quill asked, clearly caught off guard when he’d been caught staring for- probably a bit longer than he should’ve been. He had such a bad habit of getting distracted by a pretty woman whenever she walked by, his arm bumping a cup full of pens and nearly knocking it over as he fumbled to catch it and hold on the pens in before setting it right... Yea--... so smooth....
“Ah no- nope...I was just uhm.... Y’know...I just- seemed to have lost my phone number.... D’you mind if I got yours?” Yea...that was a great recovery. Nice one Star-Lord.
Send me ▲ and I'll reply with a sex gif of what my muse wants to do to/with yours
"You sure?" His attitude almost instantly changed. If he no longer needed to pay, with his body, for a place to stay, then he'd go about it differently. "I'm shitty at chores, though..."
“Yea, I’m pretty sure,” Peter chuckled, tossing his tools back in his box as hands hooked onto the curve of his own hips, cocking them slightly to the side to eye the boy over.
“I’m pretty shit at chores myself…I live on a frikkin’ space ship though, not a palace so there’s no need to worry about anything like that…I mean…I could stand to be cleaner…maybe…but I’ve got better things to do than alphabetize my records, if y’know what I mean.”
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//I’m always down to thread, yo! ouo
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