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A bell above the door rings as you step inside...

Hello, welcome! I saw a lot of selfship confession/imagine blogs floating around, so I wanted to make one of my own!

Mod is 17 years old and goes by he/she, and I am also pretty sure I am alterhuman. I also have OCD so please keep that in mind.

I am hypersharing with my main f/o, and regularly sharing with the rest.

I may respond to some people's asks for fun, if you don't want me to respond to yours then add a disclaimer.

What will be on this blog?

Pretty much anything selfship related, really! Polls, confessions, imagines, craft ideas, art prompts, anything! And you can all feel free to submit your own ideas in my askbox as well!

Asks about any kind of f/o are allowed. Romantic, familial, platonic, all of them.

Just remember to follow the rules, which will be linked at the end of this post.

That is all, have amazing days! Remember, your f/o's love you! Hope you stick around.

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Creation date: 01/04/26

Last Updated: 01/04/26!

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Reviving this blog for just for now to say something,

If you are a weirdo at all then do NOT interact.

If you are a pedophile/"map", zoophile, radqueer, necrophile, or ANYTHING like that at all then you are a fucking freak and you deserve nothing good in life. Get away from my fucking blog. I feel nothing but disgust towards you.

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i love being the same height as my grown ass man f/o... i have a self-insert i ship with him who is a couple inches taller but i find it funny that in real life i'm the same height and probably going to grow taller as well :)

Yesss being taller than/as tall as an f/o is so fun, I love this and you guys sound so cute together

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Sometimes it's tough to have a f/o who's a total asshole because I see a hate post and feel like this

/silly

REAL all of my main f/o's SUCK /silly/aff

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💢 has such a pretty voice and a pretty face and she's arrogant and strong (she could easily lift me up shes so fine i need her) but she's got a soft spot for animals and kids and she's sentimental and she gets flustered when she's complimented. she's the cutest. she's rich too i want her to spoil me. she hasn't appeared in the source material in a couple years i miss her. gonna kiss her so hard when she comes back

Awww, she sounds so sweet. She'll be happy to kiss you too, hehehe

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tw // vent

my hypersexuality completely ruined the connection i had with my (now old) main f/o. i can’t imagine us together anymore because my own mind convinced me that they’re disgusted and disappointed at me and don’t want anything to do with me anymore :( i can’t stand doubles either because it feels like seeing an ex much happier with their new partner

I am so sorry. If you ever want to fix the connection with your f/o then please remember this: They would never be disgusted by you. You have done nothing wrong, and they love you.

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For those with literal giant f/o (cuz i saw that ask and wanna help)

Imagine them gently patting you on ur head with their finger

AWWWH that's adorable!!!

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A confession: it's really hard for me to accept that I'm non‑sharing. People constantly put me down because of it, and it makes me so sad. Like, come on, I just love my f/o, and it’s genuinely painful for me to see other yume with him… I get jealous and hate myself because of it.🫩😔

It's perfectly okay to be nonsharing! Don't hate yourself. You have done nothing wrong. Don't let people put you down.

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I just got my weight badly insulted today and now I’m feeling like shit wondering if even imaginary people could love me :( I feel so stupid but my saving grace is one of my f/os is kinda chubby so I’m leaning on him rn big time. Life sucks but I love my husband sm 🥺

Hey. Your f/o's absolutely ADORE you. They love you SO MUCH. You are literally perfect to them, and nothing will change that.

And a note from myself, don't be insecure about your weight! You are amazing, don't ever doubt yourself because of nasty comments from other people! <3

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Vent :/

(sorry for bad inglish I'm not fluent and I had to use a translator for some parts)

I always see people talking about nonsharing yumes being rude,,,, but I've never seen anyone talking about sharing yumeshipers that are always demonizing the nonsharing ones :(

I've noticed that too... People need to be nicer to nonsharers

As a sharing selfshipper, I will always support nonsharers no matter what <3 You are all valid and your f/o's care about you so much

Also I think your English was very good! :)

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I feel like I genuinely grieve the fact my f/o isn't a real person,

even though if he was real I couldn't be with him, or be with him yet,

for some reason I miss him every day like he is real and in some other life we were together and able to spend time together and it really hurts. :(

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I'm so sorry. Just remember that he cares about you so much! It'll all be okay, I promise.

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I’m kinda new at this but…can I get a “fang appreciation” imagine maybe? I dunno how to put it exactly, but I am a vampkin and I’d really appreciate it if you offer some comforting words ❤️‍🩹

I'm not a vampkin but I also kin something that has fangs, so I would absolutely love to give some kind words!! I'll write an imagine that has to do with fangs later tonight along with another one I've got in mind :)

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I ran outta time to answer asks!! I have 9 more that I'll get to answering after school, so sorry!

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I feel like im not a real fan of my f/o cuz the game she is from only had her during Christmas and the first time I got into other things and the most recent (second event with her) i was boycotting the platform the game is on. Ive given up on boycotting cuz I was bored (tumblr being down) but I cant see her or the enemy version

YOU ARE VERY MUCH A REAL FAN AND YOUR F/O CARES ABOUT YOU SO MUCH!!!!!!🫵🫵🫵

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familial f/o rambling time... because lolmao

He's so under appreciated in his media. I've only seen 2 fans on Tumblr of the game he's from and both were interested/hyperfixated on the other characters from his game. But he's so kind and sweet and without him the most important part of the game (traveling) literally wouldn't be possible... He's THE big brother of all time I need people to appreciate him cus hes so awesome. I'm working on making a hat like his so we can match :DDD

Underrated f/o is such a struggle lol, but he sounds so nice! :)

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we gotta normalize putting our f/o’s on a flag and hanging them proudly

i got one of me and my f/o commissioned and hung by my bed rn🥹

YEAAAAAHHHH!!! Everyone should start doing that HEHEHE

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Having a f/o is sometimes so helpful

I can just imagine them comfort me when im scared or upset

Aww yes, that's so nice!!:)

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