[gothicprep]

no offense but I’ve never gotten over anything that’s happened to me in my life

[bitchycode]

next time i’m opening up to someone is my autopsy

[darkskinboy]

Instagram.com/blameblackboys

[stream]

“Here’s the thing. I know it’s hard being a cop. I know it’s hard. I know that shit’s dangerous.”

[selomayyy]

📍

[susandotcom-deactivated20210224]

ladies? i have GOT to ask. what is going on

[whitepeopletwitter]

[thebootydiaries]

[zackisontumblr]

no more stress thanks, i’m full

[scarjodropdead-deactivated20220]

Someone: Wow you’re so easy to talk to! I feel like our personalities fit so well together!

Me: thanks i made this one special just for you

[greenmossloveisreal1998iloveyou]

once i get sexy im done with this funny shit no more jokes no more personality just sexy

[dragon-in-a-fez]

cops invited to school get fucking owned

[marxistbarbie-deactivated202109]

question: how would you deal with cyber attacks against the US government? 

donald trump: i am so strongly against cyber. we came up with the internet. cyber is a big issue. we need to be SMART and QUICK. let me tell you. my son has a computer. he’s 10! he’s so good on that computer so good you wouldn’t believe it!

republicans:

[otherbully1]

This sounds like a joke BUT HE SAID THIS!!!!

[oneechangoddess]

Working in retail is wild, people just tell me things about their personal life and I just stand there. I don’t know how to respond to “my kid just died” or “I’m getting a divorce” like that’s sucks… $13.48 is your total.

[note-a-bear]

My mom sent this to me and i’m howling

[note-a-bear]

I regret posting this so much

[ithelpstodream]

[melanin-diary-deactivated201710]

white people be like

[bloomflowersbloom]

I love talking to myself she gets me