textbook narcissism

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emma mcleod - because its a little easier to deal with the world’s problems when equipped with the right over-sized wool sweaters

“Do not go too far for peace and quiet do not run too far because the country can be as loud as the city too noisy in its stillness and anyway, there will always be your breath which, hard as you try, you cant do without you cant run away from. There will always be your heart beating stronger and louder the harder, the further you run.”  - Yrsa Daley-Ward

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emma mcleod - thirty, beleaguered book editor. workaholic deadpan snarker, sharp but soft badass & recent fox pass returnee. loyal to a fault. emotionally constipated mom friend. 

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name: charlie age: 25 timezone: pst favorite play-bys: i have so many faves but end up using the same like 4 or 5 people over and over again e.g. cillian murphy, ben mendelsohn, noah taylor, florence welch, kristen stewart, peter capaldi, sam rockwell, etc. etc.  plots you’re always down for: family plots, rivalries, found families, all the angst, always down for a good workplace group thing star sign: pisces favorite iconic 90s thing: wishbone?? idk man what would you like to see from us? good vibes, inventive plots and fun all around a gif to describe you:

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Brothers, not in blood, but in bond

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full name: silvanus irwin kettleburn nicknames: burny, silvo date of birth: 19 february 1874 (42 years old) gender: male sexual orientation: heterosexual nationality: australian, scottish ancestry ethnicity: caucasian eye colour: blue-green hair colour: dark brown scars or birthmarks: 

where to even begin with these. 

he’s missing two fingers (pinky and ring finger) on his left hand. he jokes that’s why he was never married. contrary to the hundreds of stories as to how he lost them, he was born without them.

he grew up on a dragon reserve in rural victoria, australia, so he’s got countless scars from various cuts and burns and bites and other incidents. 

he lost his right arm a few years after hogwarts when a feral lethifold broke into the dragons’ habitats one night and he got caught up in the scuffle between the beasts. 

he lost his left leg below the knee in his third year of teaching while defending a student who was being threatened by a hidebehind after venturing into the forbidden forest on a dare.

he’s got plenty of other scars from fifteen years of mostly saving careless students from injury. most recently, a grindylow nearly took out his eye at the beginning of the school year and he got to wear a badass eyepatch for a few weeks while it healed.

zodiac: pisces myers-briggs personality type: isfp moral alignment: chaotic good school: hogwarts, gryffindor grades: 

o.w.l.s: charms (e), transfiguration (e), herbology (o), defence against the dark arts (e), ancient runes (a). potions (o), care of magical creatures (o), astronomy (a), arithmancy (e), history of magic (d)

n.e.w.t.s: herbology (o), care of magical creatures (o), potions (e), charms (e), transfiguration (o), defence against the dark arts (e)

received advanced certification from the wizarding examination authority in magizoology and dragonology

wand: eleven inches, holly, unicorn hair, quite bendy patronus: tasmanian devil boggart: a lethifold mirror of erised: himself with his dad and bandit, an antipodean opaleye he raised as a kid amortentia: antiseptic, salty ocean breeze and bonfire smoke what is their happiest memory?: celebrating christmas/new years 1885 with abe dumbledore, seeing snow for the first time in his life and laughing to death over absolutely nothing. what is their worst memory?: getting turned away from serving in the army favourite food: chocolate favourite drink: hot toddy favourite colour: midnight blue favourite season: (and why) winter, he loves hogsmeade in the snow favourite holiday: (and why) christmas eve, he likes the anticipation for the day more than the day itself. character strengths: loyal, nurturing, courageous, clever, friendly, bold character weaknesses: know-it-all, reckless, dramatic, stubborn

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I had a dream last night And when I opened my eyes Your shoulder blade, your spine Were shorelines in the moon light New worlds for the weary New lands for the living I could make it if I tried I closed my eyes I kept on swimming

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silvanus “burny” kettleburn

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name/alias: enda

pronouns: they/them

who are your favourite marauders canons?: team remus all the way

what are you most looking forward to about dogs of war?: super pumped to see the characters we love in a different era

what is your favourite event in history?: i’ve got a soft spot in my heart for the dadaists

who is your favourite historical figure?: napoleon

what gif describes you best?: 

the link to your reblog of the site advert: clicketh here

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💣 THE DOGS OF WAR!

cry havoc! and let slip the dogs of war is an upcoming au marauders roleplay set during world war 1 in 1916. darkness descends on europe as a new power begins to grow; tom riddle and his followers want carnage, and even the old gods of grindlewald and the ministry of magic struggle to stop him. the world has become a swirling vortex of death and destruction and london lies at the epicentre.

follow - plot - reserves - track our tag

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edward “ted” tonks. 

30. muggleborn wizard born and raised in glasgow, scotland. ravenclaw alum, with serious slytherin tendencies but the sorting hat wasn’t gonna be that cruel. strategist @ department of magical accidents and catastrophes’ office of misinformation aka a professional liar. lowkey order punk bro. overcompensates for a massive inferiority complex. jerkass with a heart of gold. hates hate h a t e s his desk job. has a weak spot for posh girls. got dumped by andromeda black and is highkey heartbroken a year later. literally one of the most inappropriate people you’ll ever meet. 

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alias + pronouns: charlie (they/them) age: 24 timezone: pst favorite plots: i love family plots and good coworker plots and angst. i love complications in ships beyond the happily ever after phase (i.e. people that have been together for ages and its not working out or whatnot) also a sucker for a good platonic best friend relationship. i love organic plots and trading headcanons with people and i usually play characters that are 30-45, so come at me with it allll possible character ideas: i’m a sucker for silicon valley, so i’m gonna make a software engineer for a start up and i’d love to have an incubator plot of just 4-5 brogrammers living together and trying to one up each other all the time. i’d love to throw him into a family plot as well and honestly, i love requests, so if you have any needs, come at me! what are you most looking forward to: i’m always down for a cool exciting community and meeting new people and seeing what everyone comes up with! what’s one suggestion you would like to give to us: don’t cook bacon naked freestyle time: i really suck at these kinds of things so idk, i binge watched like 5 stand up specials today guys, don’t look at me

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i’ve been lurking but i CAN RESIST NO LONGER because older characters are my weakness

i have a few loose ideas (face wise, i’m deciding between tilda swinton, peter capaldi, adam levine and dev patel), but if people have needs hit me up

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who wants to road trip w me we’ll hit as many ufo and paranormal hotspots as we can (x) moodboard

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francisco lachowski is adam calder, a 25 year old fretful investment banker who hates his day job and spends his days dreaming up new ways of dramatically quitting to become a full time romantic bohemian.

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what’s my age again ft casey marshall

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casey marshall’s first seven jobs

dog walker

ice cream store scooper

grocery store produce stocker

roller rink dj

barista

pizza deliveryman

IT technician

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casey marshall - aesthetic: “teenage mutant h4x0r troll”