Semi good Wizard

Variety Artist :D - He/They Art Blog @semigoodwizart

[semi-good-wizard]

I want to get better at drawing my ocs in situations

So, dear mutuals, could you please ask me some character questions i can answer with drawings?

[stateownedslut]

My stupid poser kidnapper wants to show me my missing person's poster but I don't think they do those any more and I kept saying this but they wouldn't listen until they wordlessly handed me a printout of a bbc article talking about it. They want to compose a ransom note with newspaper type but don't know how to buy newspapers as someone under 60 without looking suspicious. The other day I saw in the fridge a carton of oat milk with a home-printed photo of me obviously taken by them awkwardly glued to the side. I don't even get a basement. This is a one-bedroom flat.

[rush-the-stars]

am always obsessed when someone says to a character “call off your dog” about another character.

[beingharsh]

high as fuck lowballing never worn baby shoe listings

[blemgoid]

I once sent a woman a text message so interesting that she took three whole days to read it

[brainsanalysis-deactivated20210]

Hello please reblog this if you’re okay with people sending you random asks to get to know you better

[windsandstar]

ive got a scary math joke but im 2² to say it

[squeakitties]

[necromosss]

As the person who got their R keyboard broken and the world mocked me for being forced to use the uwu language as replacement

My condolences

[commodore-64]

put that back

[the-davest-of-uncles]

National Lampoon, October 1985

[mantisebb]

Tangled Threads

[suffering-and-misery]

adhd paralysis sucks bcuz im just sitting there and my brain is like

YOU ARE WASTING TIME YOU ARE WASTING TIME YOU ARE WASTING TIME YOU ARE WASTING TIME YOU ARE WASTING TIME YOU ARE WASTING TIME YOU ARE WASTING TIME YOU ARE WASTING TIME YOU ARE WASTING TIME YOU ARE WASTING TIME

no work done no rest gained. literally no point of this at all

[sabrsiren-deactivated20250418]

just wanted to share these executive dysfunction comics i am so sorry to whoever drew them these have been saved on my phone for like 6 years

[glavilio]

some of them want to amuse you 😺. some of them want to be amused 😸

[bleedthebeat]

[shootingstarsol]

So I watched the new Christopher Nolan trailer and I'm gonna be honest: I don't think he even played Super Mario Odyssey. Not a single power moon in that whole trailer.

[spellinwaiting]

not many people know this but when talking about your multiple pronoun-using friend you build up a combo meter for every subsequent unique pronoun you use

[irondeficientbull-deactivated20]

[sonnetscrewdriver]

That’s the face you make when you’re the product of a democratic socialist utopian culture where the very concept of currency no longer exists and they’re still somehow not paying you enough to deal with this shite.

[dizzyghoast]

honestly fandom has ruined me because now any time i'm in the desert and i see two vast and trunkless legs of stone or a half-sunk shattered visage i'm like "omg just like in Ozymandias" and its like come on girl not every half-sunk shattered visage is Ozymandias

[valtsv]

a gun holster is more or less functionally the same as lingerie

[valtsv]

put your bra back on boy we have a murder to solve