29 | male enjoyer | uk

[seminalduty]

when they like all your posts but dont follow

[seminalduty]

My boyfriend told me all supermarket cakes do not contain water in them to prevent them going off, they're all oil based and it's made me realise the texture they all distinctly have

[emotargaryen]

one of the tweets of all time to me

[1794]

mustard snob canon

[minhamemoriasuja]

[deadnow-deactivated20250507]

Actually daddy you're being kinda needy can you shut the fuck up for a bit, kitten's got a banging headache.

[mandycore420]

has it really been 3 years of hoffman

[boppinbobby]

hoffman's third birthday

[mandycore420]

does he deserve a cake or no

[apjvff]

*goes up to an employee* hey... your entire store no good clothing at all

[pjackk]

High key the nut vids use to be crazier. Wjht happened?

[pjackk]

Nobodys busting hard no more

[dogpuppy]

He’s got a point here, you just don’t see it anymore.

[cottoncandylesbo]

can you not play with his nasty ass corpse please.

[tgatbc]

[lone-pylon]

Ahh what the hell, gimme another unnamed layer! I ain't driving!

[its-funnytwittertweets]

[boppinbobby]

[seminalduty]

Fka twigs top 3 songs

[totallynotgayforyou]

[reallyreallyreallytrying]

i have a false tooth filled with a placebo in case i'm ever captured and need to be a control subject

[seminalduty]

I'm actually dying with the binface farrage shit, It has to happen, it's written like a greek tragedy

[secretboldy]

Wait you’re a white guy named Brian who is into pup play omg it’s just like family guy

[that-twink-over-there]