[squeakitties]

god creating humidity: what if sometimes instead of rain… the Air was just Wet

[synthient]

The story of Cats is that in the 1930s, the famous poet T.S. Eliot wrote a book of cutesy little cat-themed poems for his godchildren

And then 40 years later, Andrew Lloyd Webber found a lost cat poem that T.S. Eliot had cut from the cat book for being too sad for children, and ALW was like "woahhh. A cat....that's sad. That's deep, man. I wanna make a musical out of this"

So the producer assigned to the project was like "okay, I guess you could maybe read these cat poems as a satire of 1930s British society? We could probably do something sort of interesting with that, I'm thinking a cast of about 5 and--"

And ALW was like "no. Forget the satire. Also I want a cast of dozens and the most advanced special effects technology ever seen on stage. I've taken out a second mortgage on my house to fund this"

And the producer was like "wh-- you-- wh-- do you even have. a plot"

So ALW got a bunch of actors and writers and artists together and they holed up and did cocaine workshopped for 5 weeks, and at the end of it they emerged and said "the plot is that a bunch of cats are having a dance contest for the right to take a ufo to cat heaven :)"

and then it made 2 billion dollars.

[femalerappers]

[niacinamides-deactivated2020010]

nooooooooo dont buy st ives apricot scrub youre so sexy aha

[dontpercievememe]

Nikohl Boosheri on Film 

Farah Goes Bang (2013) 

Circumstance (2011) 

The Wedding (2018) 

[everygayisablessing]

i know this has been posted a thousand times already but i just. can’t get over how fucking S O F T this is

[dontpercievememe]

I wanna be that hat

[themaiajae]

📸: rosxgyal

[9rateful]

[santiagonex]

heated debate escalating quickly

[airsighs]

[flawlessglamazon]

Choose your Debater.

[blackrebelz-deactivated20240608]

Its the Master post

[memesandlaughs]

[pyronoid-d-deactivated20181217]

This is, without hyperbole, the most cosmically huge dick energy ever

[the-walrus-squad]

I really wish as a published author that I could claim this was staged.

[shadymandias]

since twilight is randomly trending i just wanna say that the real reason renesmee tried to kill bella in utero was because she heard her decide to name her fucking renesmee

[hakuteeth]

[eirapparent]

[montygreen]

#SOULMATES

[bombshellssonly]