Semrix

This is a thing I think

[a-titty-ninja]

[nasturbate]

[longscarydream]

this is from spy kids

[tridecim]

Wut

[semrix]

Friend: what kind of cat is she?

Me: chaotic neutral

[evilspice]

my new hot sentence prefix is “not to sound cosmic but…”

[joukai-deactivated20130303]

[dudewheresmycat-blog]

give me the reasons not to reblog this.

[tickling-your-man-boobies]

they don’t exist

[flatbear]

You don’t see many Mumford and Sons gifsets. This is really cool.

[n0-sudden-revelations-deactivat]

YOU DON’T SEE MANY MUMFORD AND SONS GIFSETS

[godzillaftw]

[jester-nene]

If vader got to raise Luke and Leia. Priceless

[jaxblade]

This was an adventure from beginning to end

[cupcakeforger-blog]

My older brother’s nickname around the office is “darth vader” and He has a daughter and son (who I both love dearly) so I got him copies of “darth vader and luke” and “vader’s little princess” 

best presents he’s ever got, he’s told me

[tenthben]

My dad bought me Vader’s Little Princess last year and now he runs around the house yelling “I am your father!!” at me whenever he feels like it XD

[soul-play]

Nick Mason of Pink Floyd, photographed by Jimi Hendrix

[soul-play]

Jimi Hendrix, photographed by Nick Mason of Pink Floyd

[semrix]

a summary of the main periods of music

renaissance: MODES MODES MoDEs and lets make everything blend and ooOHH lots of chords yes yes many chords buT WE OVER-COMPLICATE EVERYTHING

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baroque: one melodic idea aND THEN WE TEAR IT APART WITH OUR FUGUES AND CONTRAPUNTAl and ornaments. homophonic? try poly. jumpscare dyNAMics and we have no pauses you keep playing till you die

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classical: e v e n s i m p l er! one melody and all the lesser important parts below it. and wE SLOWLY FAde intO DYNAMICs. piano! orchestra!??!!! PIANO!!!!!!! OMFG ITS A PIaNO!!!! ew harpsichord whoa moZART

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romantic: acccceelerando nO WAIt i want ritardandoooOO jokes. so free! so emotional! the tears and the feels uGH. REVOLUTIONS AS WELL. why's this orchestra so pathetic lETS ADD 784 NEW INSTRUMENTS!! and i want it to be so hard no one can play it

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20th century: a boop bap dap and a dippity do lookie do its jazz! and yes that accidental is meant to be there. also ignore the septuplets just play with it. also i wonder what happens if we hit different instruments. ok that soup bowl is now a percussion instrument. anD EVERYTHING IS SO COMPLEX HAHA PEASANTS SUFFeR!!

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neoclassical 'new-age': bo oop bOp bIP BIEEEEEEEEP dInK!!!!(\(!!(!!$(($ DINK DINK DINK Dndfy *cats meowing harshly* *car crashes into house* NYEEEAAAAAAAAHHJHhhHHH

[andhumanslovedstories]

Do you ever eat popcorn out of the palm of your own hand with such ardent desperation that you feel like both a wild horse and the gentle schoolgirl feeding it treats to gain its affection 

[psydrean]

[planet-motherfucker]

[deepetch]

This is awesome on so many levels.

Ladies and Gentlemen i present to you John Carpenter’s The Thing, as performed by the claymated, Antarctic cast of the hit children’s animation Pingu. Directed by Lee Hardcastle, in under 3 minutes. Noot, Noot.

[junkyardddog]

Oh my fucking god.

[queerkreep-deactivated20161009]

JESUS CHRIST

[towritelesbiansonherarms]

holy shit

This may be the best thing i have ever seen

[reptilesrevolution]

[viergacht]

Look at this beautiful Floridian Swamp Cat and her adorable kittens.

[tinygoblin]

That There is A Gator

[cyberdramon]

No that’s a Floridian Swamp Cat

[aestheticoftheday]

Today’s Aesthetic of the day is: mlem

[flomation]

SOMETHING AMAZING HAPPENED TODAY

[shifty-sie]

Where is this guy i wanna find him and get one of these if at all possible

[flomation]

She’s was just a random artist in New York and was just sitting by her booth thing and I was like OMG DAD STOP I SAW SOMEONE ELSE DO THIS THING ON TUMBLR AND I WANT TO GET ONE OF THE THINGS

[bongospasm]

[spacepsychologist]

Why isn’t she wearing pants, though?

[crazythingshark]

@thelonereclipse @snarling-mass-of-bebop