Post-Mall Goth

Vanessa. Thirty-Two. She/her. Space trash. Absurdist. I'm a pediatric psych nurse, novice improviser, television watcher, video game player, hater of capitalism, lover of humanity, space enthusiast, and bad joke connoisseur. I mostly blog/reblog about video games, space, animals, and television shows I happen to be watching at the time. Feel free to nerd out with me & shoot me an ask, but remember: This blog is explicitly not a safe place for racists, transphobes, ableists, conservatives, or people who yell at customer service workers. If I fuck this up, which happens unfortunately (I don’t check every single source blog I reblog from), you can absolutely check me. That would actually be appreciated. My neopets sideblog is avidneopian.

[raylangivins]

[auxphono]

Needed a clean graphic for a project, and figured while I was vectoring I would put sex and magic back in.

Happy Pride Month

[auxphono]

Reblogging this yearly for anyone who needs a very clean version <3 Happy Pride.

[drosophilamania]

Reblog to put the sex and magic back into pride

[politijohn]

Source

Happy Pride Month!

[virtualgirladvance]

BE LOUD

MAKE THEM KNOW YOU'LL RIOT IF YOU HAVE TO

[spacepsychologist]

Do you know what concept really pisses me off? “Self-plagiarism”. Go fuck yourself.

[shithowdy]

it's 1pm at the marsh! come on down, we've got

𝓃𝑜𝓉𝒽𝒾𝓃𝑔 𝒷𝓊𝓉 𝒷𝓁𝒶𝒸𝓀𝒷𝒾𝓇𝒹𝓈!!!

[daveedmee]

explosion at health potion factory 0 dead 0 injured

[03josten]

stop fucking using the word psychotic to describe bad behaviour and violence already god fucking damn it

[03josten]

oh my god i'm so tired psychotic does not mean violent it does not mean angry or erratic. it refers to a person suffering from psychosis, a loss of touch with reality that includes hallucinations and/or delusions. psychotic people are not inherently violent and y'all need to understand how much stigma you create when you again and again incorrectly use the word psychotic without even thinking about it

[03josten]

would appreciate if non-psychotic people could reblog this

[itseasytoremember]

(To the tune of Rasputin): BLEH BLEH DRACULA, KING OF TRANSYLVANIA, HE IS A BAT AND ALSO A MAN

[harbinger-of-silly]

All gays will go to hellsite

[king-of-oreo]

What if in hellsite but not gay

[punky-beaver-offical]

[king-of-oreo]

NO!

[avhira]

[hellsitegenetics]

String identified: A ga g t t at t t t ga T tag g a Ag agag Acctac ! T tag g a Ag agag Acctac

Closest match: Psylliodes chrysocephala genome assembly, chromosome: 4 Common name: Cabbage Stem Flea Beetle

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[graveexcitement]

[kebbopulos]

[spaghettihell]

[itsjunetime]

clowngirl getting an orchiectomy and the surgeon just keeps removing ball after ball after ball after ball after

[estrogenesis-vaporeongelion]

clown nurse standing by solemnly adding each successive ball to the ones she's already juggling

[kiefbowl]

the most important virtues for the young woman are as follows: time theft, selfishness, orgasms, irreverence to authority, sacrilegious behavior, a questioning mind, and eating regular meals.

[durbikins]

[postoctobrist]

I've seen a boob today.

to see if I still feel

[torstherapy]

[budgewudge]

This World Parrot Day, I'd like for everyone to celebrate our chirpy outside friends. The planet is theirs too. 💚

[shigure]

i'm sorry i never did your tag game. i love you

[standandwatchshitburn]

why so silent good messieurs

[nsfwitchy2]

I’m SEVERELY disappointed this post didn’t include the eye witness statement of the mirror crash incident in question