Hekp

Just a bean in need of help… hourly… But pls don’t perceive me, I’m shy

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Is it just me or has parent (Ao3) left us again (down for maintenance)?

I feel lonely now :(

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... I just woke up, should I take another nap?

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Is it just me or has parent (Ao3) left us again (down for maintenance)?

I feel lonely now :(

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Me every time ao3 undergoes maintenance:

(Just gotta tap a long nap and then we'll be okay)

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I know someone who's writing a Polytrix fic but doesn’t have the courage to post bc they think "no one's gonna wanna read it" or "it’s not done yet" or something else. Can y'all show some love so i can throw this in their face (affectionately) and get them to post?

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Good news!! After throwing my phone at them (it slipped out of my hand and actually hit them in the face... i bought them an apology cookie so we good now) and then forcing them to sit down and look at the numbers (compared to BTS) they finally, FINALLY, believe that I wasn’t trolling when I said polytrix is THE most popular polyamorous ship on Ao3.

Which means!!! THEY'VE DECIDED THEY'LL POST THEIR STORY!!! 🎉🎉🎉🎉 But only after they get it beta read by someone else (not me bc apparently going to the same writing school a millennia ago means we write the same... i haven’t written anything since tertiary education and even that was loaded with bs 😒)

Just admit you hate me 😔

LET ME READ IT ALREADY RAAAAAWR!!!!

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Guys, i have horrible news...

They’ve been swamped with work 😭😭😭😭

Basically full time hours for a lil casual baby, someone go free them!!!! I wanna read their fic ffs!!

I’m hoping for chapter 1 to be posted before Christmas (please let me reading it first be my Christmas gift from them, pleasepleasepleaseplease)

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THEY DID IT!! THEY POSTED!!! HERE'S THE LINK FOR EVERYONE WHO WANTS TO READ

Please be nice to them

An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works

They've set it to needing an account to read though, something about AI scrapping?? That happens????

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I know someone who's writing a Polytrix fic but doesn’t have the courage to post bc they think "no one's gonna wanna read it" or "it’s not done yet" or something else. Can y'all show some love so i can throw this in their face (affectionately) and get them to post?

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Good news!! After throwing my phone at them (it slipped out of my hand and actually hit them in the face... i bought them an apology cookie so we good now) and then forcing them to sit down and look at the numbers (compared to BTS) they finally, FINALLY, believe that I wasn’t trolling when I said polytrix is THE most popular polyamorous ship on Ao3.

Which means!!! THEY'VE DECIDED THEY'LL POST THEIR STORY!!! 🎉🎉🎉🎉 But only after they get it beta read by someone else (not me bc apparently going to the same writing school a millennia ago means we write the same... i haven’t written anything since tertiary education and even that was loaded with bs 😒)

Just admit you hate me 😔

LET ME READ IT ALREADY RAAAAAWR!!!!

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Guys, i have horrible news...

They’ve been swamped with work 😭😭😭😭

Basically full time hours for a lil casual baby, someone go free them!!!! I wanna read their fic ffs!!

I’m hoping for chapter 1 to be posted before Christmas (please let me reading it first be my Christmas gift from them, pleasepleasepleaseplease)

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How did i only just find out about Cloudflafe being down which means Ao3 is down... what do I do now??

Time to pester author friend. Anyone wanna send me ideas to give to them for their polytrix fic? Idk what they already have planned and what they don’t because they (turns towards them) WONT TELL ME ANYTHING!!!

Angy

Probs nothing nsfw though, they kinda a precious bean who gets shy when someone holds their hand. Don’t want them spontaneously combusting on me

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I know someone who's writing a Polytrix fic but doesn’t have the courage to post bc they think "no one's gonna wanna read it" or "it’s not done yet" or something else. Can y'all show some love so i can throw this in their face (affectionately) and get them to post?

[send-help-plsty]

Good news!! After throwing my phone at them (it slipped out of my hand and actually hit them in the face... i bought them an apology cookie so we good now) and then forcing them to sit down and look at the numbers (compared to BTS) they finally, FINALLY, believe that I wasn’t trolling when I said polytrix is THE most popular polyamorous ship on Ao3.

Which means!!! THEY'VE DECIDED THEY'LL POST THEIR STORY!!! 🎉🎉🎉🎉 But only after they get it beta read by someone else (not me bc apparently going to the same writing school a millennia ago means we write the same... i haven’t written anything since tertiary education and even that was loaded with bs 😒)

Just admit you hate me 😔

LET ME READ IT ALREADY RAAAAAWR!!!!

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I know someone who's writing a Polytrix fic but doesn’t have the courage to post bc they think "no one's gonna wanna read it" or "it’s not done yet" or something else. Can y'all show some love so i can throw this in their face (affectionately) and get them to post?

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Someone please tell me why some authors mark their work as complete and then say they’ll add more chapters later? 😭😭

Pls, I’m mentally prepared for a completed work, wdym there’s more???

Hekp

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Nooooo, AO3 is down :'((((((

Time to k_s without commitment

(A nap... imma take a nap)

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I see i missed out on ao3’s maintenance… yippeeee!!

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Is ao3 down again? 🥺 None of my pages are loading

WHAT DO I DO NOOOOOOOWWWWW?!!?!!?

Write, apparently

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Nvm, it loaded

All is well

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Is ao3 down again? 🥺 None of my pages are loading

WHAT DO I DO NOOOOOOOWWWWW?!!?!!?

Write, apparently

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I saw! Isawisawisawisaw!! PARENT AO3 IS BACK!! WE ARE LOVED AGAIN!!!

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(Tell me I'm needy without telling me I'm needy)

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I saw the blessed lands (an AO3 fic page) but ALAS!! Twas but a mirage! (Previously loaded and not recently refreshed)

OTL

I’m facing withdrawals

Send me to A(o3)Anonymous

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When AO3 is down for maintenance so you go bother the other parent

OTL

Pls hurry back