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[chunkecheeks]

type “i am” in the tags and whatever comes up first is your new mandatory kin

[floatygirlii]

I am best girl🌸

[kirishimanneedslove]

I’m Batman

[bird400-deactivated20250118]

[lunarsanctuary]

[nottherightseason]

if anyone pushes me in the pool this summer i’m drowning myself enjoy your murder charge you fucking slut

Heather, Stranger Things 3

[steves-queen-deactivated2019070]

i think its genuinely awful that people are already hating on robin. s3 hasn’t even come out yet and i see salty stans calling her “dollar tree nancy” and i’ve seen people call the actress who plays her, “fat and ugly.” like what the fuck..

if you feel threatened by the introduction of a new female fictional character, or feel jealous cause of the attention robin is getting, go seek help and please get your head out of your ass, thanks. 

[barbarianbillyhargrove-deactiva]

Steve: “May I please cum?”

Billy: *blows whistle* “YOU’RE BANNED FOR LIFE”

[barbarianbillyhargrove-deactiva]

Why is this my top post but all of you are too chicken to reblog it 😂😂😂

[hartigays]

steve: billy, put a shirt on. it’s fucking winter, and we have guests.

billy: (while swaddling himself in a blanket, looking only slightly put out) i can’t believe i’m being disrespected like this in my own home. my titties go where they please.

steve: they’ll go in my mouth later, but for now they go in a shirt until my mother leaves.

billy: my titties do accept this generous offer.

[nottherightseason]

just think that if the suffer brothers had made Steve a swimmer all the harringrove shippers could have had their sunny lifeguard scenes and cuddles at lovers lake

[matchstickwords]

Unfortunately for us.

They saw Joe’s dick and balked.

[granpappy-winchester-deactivate]

they couldn’t release the kraken.

[flippyspoon]

maybe it was their wardrobe person, who started fitting joe for steve’s jeans and was like “guys, kids watch this show…we cannot put this man in a speedo, this isn’t hbo.”

[hoppnhorn]

This isn’t HBO

[fghjgkhsghkjg-deactivated202202]

this is horrible but its accurate .

[loldodgers-deactivated20180416]

What if Mike was short for Micycle

[fdsfjdsfjkf93723679267-deactiva]

every now and then theres a text post that gets stuck in my damn head. here it is. im never going to be free of micycle

[sarahsnitch-deactivated20200608]

What if bike was short for bichael

[rhettmcmuffin]

oh my fucking god

[sendhelpfanfics]

My dad is a scientist. Ex-scientist to be exact. He’s retired.

As he adjusted more and more to domestic living I started to notice a few things. My absolute favourite is his love of cooking. He calls it his ‘experiments’? the process of trial and error until he gets it JUST right. He lives for it.

My father is now the domestic scientist. I’m so proud.

[harring-rove]

Billy: king Steve

Steve: no

Billy: pretty boy

Steve: no

Billy: princess?

Steve: ..no

Billy: sweetheart?

Steve: Billy stop, Dustin is right there

[c0bblenygma]

I’m gonna start replying to hate posts in the tag with this meme now

[byeongkwann-main-deactivated202]

Hannibal: Wrath of The Lamb

Happy pride month from everyone’s favorite gay disaster and sweaty bisexual mess … and also me 🖤

[queenofthedwarrows]

I would apologize for the very sudden spike in Good Omens and Ineffable Husbands content but apologizing would imply and infer that I am in some way sorry, and I am definitely am not sorry.

[hartigays]

harringrove + texts from last night

[sendhelpdesign-blog]

I love doctors acting like they know what my mental state is.

Like to them they think ‘they’ve been on these meds for a year. They’ll be better now’

But I’m actually just about stitched back together in a vaguely human shape.

Most doctors I’ve seen have 1. Not referred me to get a clinical diagnosis of what’s wrong. 2. Tried to persuade me that my mental health is situational. 3. Told me that things could be worse for me. 4. Refused to help me get onto the right medications.

I feel so validated

[sendhelpdesign-blog]

Me, a 22 year old AFABNB: Doctor can you please put me on some different medication, the side effects are really bad.

My doctor: nope. We’ll just lower your dose!

Me: but like… I kinda need those meds to function.

My doctor: we’ll lower your dose!

Me: but I-

My doctor: LOWER DOSE!

[ithappensoffstage]

Hi, I’m Billy.