[greelin]

the thing about having a job is i just don’t want to do it. Sorry

[greelin]

i would rather be doing literally anything else. to be honest and open with everyone

[queenofthedwarrows]

Who the fuck is this bitch? Cause this is neither pre or post time skip Robin. WTF

[queenofthedwarrows]

HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO DENY CROCO DAD THEORY WHEN CROCODILE TAKES ON FUCKING AKAINU TO SAVE LUFFY?

Just... Crocodile wouldn't fight a guy like that without reason?

[rimpyspinkeye-deactivated202406]

[krudman]

[tundrakatiebean]

[undeadentropy]

Never have I seen the perfect application of two memes back to back so that both can stand without any alteration but the lack of words itself. This is a work of art. I would call this meme poetry.

[medius-prime]

something about circuses and monkeys

[cldhead]

can't even caption this

[queenofthedwarrows]

Do you want to hear about my cute Frobin son OC I keep thinking about? He's about 6, he's an orca based fishman kid that was being sold at about 2 at a slave auction the Strawhats broke up. His name is Tom. He is Autistic.

He instantly bonded with Robin, just it was clear Robin was to be his new Mom. He took longer to warm up to Franky, but that is cause his Dad to be is one of the most overstimulating people to exist. But they get there, between Frankys inventions to assist, one of the best ways for him to decompress is with his Dad's large arms holding him close while his ear is pressed to his chest listening to the whirs of machines.

Iceberg caused a stir when he burst into tears in the middle of Water 7, when he received a letter from Franky introducing him to his nephew with a photo of the albino orca fishman boy with Robins neat note labeling the boy Tom almost 3.

[lizmitches]

you can be peeling a boiled egg and think to yourself wow. that was so simple. and then you peel another one and it’s like being in the throes of war. shell everywhere. egg mangled. tears in your eyes. that’s how god keeps you humble

[narwa]

[antianakin]

"The Jedi got complacent and could've done more!"

Oh really? In-between constantly mediating conflicts between the millions of planets they serve, staying abreast of politics by personally consulting with the current chancellor, training and raising their own children and apprentices, doing what they can to help the poorer people of Coruscant who likely don't get advocated for in the Senate much if at all, and any number of other official missions they're supposed to run like recon and observation and aid for struggling communities and any unofficial missions they end up on just by virtue of being out in the galaxy and seeing someone in need.

And all of that is BEFORE they end up practically running a galactic civil war while continuing to try to stay abreast of politics, training and raising their own children and apprentices, and managing an active investigation into the death of one of their own from over a decade ago.

And despite all of that, they are still, canonically, the ONLY group of people who actually decide to do something to remove Palpatine from power and nearly end up succeeding at beating him and the ONLY reason they don't is because they're betrayed by one person's selfishness. That's it. If one guy had been like 5 minutes slower to show up to one fight, the Jedi would've won. Despite everything, despite how much they already WERE doing and how spread thin they were, despite how much Palpatine was intentionally trying to weaken them so they COULDN'T fight back against him, they still almost beat him at his own game just by being INSANELY competent.

That's not a complacent people to me. Not noticing something that someone was trying super hard to hide and keep secret is not complacency. I don't know how much more people feel like the Jedi were supposed to do when they quite literally do SO MUCH that they almost won despite everything being against them. I don't get it.

[mothnem]

There's not even enough of them to personally handle every conflict in NEW YORK. Let alone a whole GALAXY.

[beardedmrbean]

[berlynn-wohl]

I've seen a lot of posts over the years about accidentally staying up until 3 AM reading a slow-burn fic on AO3 just waiting for them to touch pinkies, but I never see posts about my AO3 experience, which is going to bed tired and falling dead asleep in the middle reading of the most intense unhinged dick-slobbering ass-pounding fuckfest imaginable. Is that just me?

[berlynn-wohl]

@woman-respecter you get it

[sexuallyfrustratedavocado]

everyone talks about how strong and great Aragorn was for refusing the ring when Frodo offered it to him as if this man has not spent his entire life dodging leadership and responsibilities like bullets in the matrix 🙄

[lesspopped]

[sneefsnorf]

im gods weakest faggot

[crabussy]

i’m gods strongest tranny let’s team up. what if we called ourselves team rocket

[cedar-scars]

im gods most literate cat can i join

[the-problematic-trolley]

I’m a straight up mob boss with a lioness for a pet, you’re all hired.

[pinkfire-chacarera]

my yellow rat and I find this really offensive and problematic

[queenofthedwarrows]

Can I propose a new fandom term? While I, a fandom old, do love the term crack ship. I understand it has some connotations people want to avoid.

So I purpose a left field pairing. A ship that just comes out of left field with no warning but catches your attention.

[shadowblade8192]

9/11 could never happen today because the twin towers arent there anymore for some reason

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

today I found out my mother doesn’t know what dandelions are and now I’m wondering what other strange secrets she’s been quietly harboring

[krystal-prisms]

Where do you live that you don’t have dandelions?

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

we have dandelions EVERYWHERE, they are basically our State Weed, it is absolutely impossible that my mom has never interacted with a dandelion before, this requires further investigation

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

So after extensive interrogation I have an update:

my mom is in fact aware that dandelions exist. she temporarily forgot the name and there was some miscommunication.

the truth is actually weirder

she’s aware dandelions look like this

she is familiar with this flower. she knows the name of this flower. she declines to believe, however, that these are also dandelions

she does not believe these are the same plant. I tried to explain, and she thought I was either misinformed or lying. so I asked her what exactly did she think the yellow ones were called?

she answered, with complete confidence: Daffodils.

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

gosh I enjoy this website

[authoratmidnight]

For comparison, this is a daffodil

[quietlygrousing]

See, folks in the southern US will tell you up and down those are buttercups, actually.

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

i don’t think so? i’m southern and buttercups are what we call these things (much tinier)

[maejacrezz007]

Wait I thought those bigger cup ones were Easter Lillies???

[fractiousrvt]

This is an Easter Lily. It is an actual lily and therefore deadly to cats.

[blood-trip-god2]

They’re marigolds and I know a bitch when I see one!

[delphinidin4]

This is a marigold:

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

….we need to start taking the phrase “go touch grass” more literally. go outside and examine a flower i beg u

[clementine-kesh]

the unfortunate side effect of developing a more critical eye for fan behaviour as a product of society™️ is that new fan takes on a piece of media become fairly predictable. oh the white guy with daddy issues is your favourite? you think the asian man is an adorable subby cinnamon roll? you think the woman in a position of authority is either mom-coded or a total bitch? say less