Crime Child

ao3 @Sendhelplease been here two and a half years and still dont know what im doing tbh (on a socials break atm)

[dear-ao3]

[redstonedust]

my worst habit as a writer is that i lovveeeeee to expand on families as character and worldbuilding but then i have to sit here like. is there any possible way for me to introduce "has an aunt whos a postal worker and single mother trying to bounce back from a recent divorce' into the narrative. can i naturally drop my aunt lore. its important to me.

[bisexualbaker]

Happy Moon Landing Eve! Remember to leave out milk and cookies for Buzz Aldrin and Neil Armstrong, and don’t let Michael Collins convince you to prank NASA!

[bisexualbaker]

If Tumblr is still here next July 19th, I fully expect this post to obliterate my activity feed.

[drakensberg-blog]

The reading comprehension and overall common sense on this website is piss poor.

[poupon]

how dare you say we piss on the poor

[fcbswiatek]

f1 text posts! happy belgian gp week (:

p.15

[dear-ao3]

[almondcroissantsandink]

Ryland Grace, seconds before losing consciousness: did--did you just reference Parks and Rec

[dear-ao3]

[local-lesbian-tree-demon]

i think there is something fundamentally wrong with me but that's okay

[literally-lillias-wife]

Whys he looking at me like its my fault YOU CHOSE HIM

[7-inches-of-satanic-panic]

alienfuckers on Erid after learning that the only alien on their planet is asexual

[babymorte]

i know they say no one is coming to save you but why the fuck not

[909th]

if you fall from grace enough times eventually you’ll get really good at sticking the landing

[estebanmasson]

The door swings open. Alba is wearing a red G.I.R.L. hoodie over a dress that’s different to the one Payton saw her in earlier. Her hair is off-center, parted sideways when it usually isn’t. “Guess what?” Payton says with a smile.

alba/payton, 2.1k, rated t. what if you had a crush on each other and you were both girls <- thesis btw

archive locked and on ao3

[sinni-ok-sessi]

I do think the ability to emoji-react is a net win for human communication. not only does it give you an outlet for 'I see and acknowledge this but don't have a verbal response' but it also adds a pleasing alethiometer element to things

my coworker announces that he's off to the dentist. someone reacts with a tooth emoji. is this a statement of dentist solidarity? a wish for my coworker to return with more (or fewer?) teeth than he set out with? simple word association? who can say

[burntblueberrywaffles]

[onadarklingplain]

something something the fact that this is the best photo we've gotten of lily's engagement ring and it's on george's finger