[dearsenna]

Ayrton Senna after his crash in the Monaco Grand Prix of 1988

[bluemoonscape]

Imagine being Lamine Yamal and you’re 19 years old you’ve only been on this earth for like 228 months total you just wrapped up puberty like 2 maybe 3 years ago you watched Haalingham yaoi get shot on live tv so you lowkey gotta defend gay rights by murdering Lionel Messi most famous soccer player in the world FIFA’s little 39 year old baby boy and the man who coincidentally baptized you and thus began the prophecy of his own defeat by your hands or the whole world will burn

[all-too-unwell-13]

you’ve met me at a very spanish time in my life

[chiarrara]

why was messi lowkey serving saddam hussein hiding spot

[fastpastry]

smug Oscar Piastri makes me weakkkk

[meightyone]

ways i've seen lando norris described:

elf on the shelf who made a wish to be a twitch streamer

vape who made a wish to be a boy

lego man who made a wish to be human

elf who escaped santa's workshop

[operatingsmoothlaps]

borrowed the idea from libby.horan on tiktok

[ilselott]

[meightyone]

missing this again

[depsidase]

[asteroidtroglodyte]

The fucking. Polynesians knew

[kisnin]

ABOUT BOTH THINGS

[maxxverstappen]

sorry i giggled

[paverics]

“my father is a boy and my mother is a girl so i’m mixed” is the funniest possible response to someone asking your gender and it came from 6’5 Viking footballer and notable weird little guy Erling Haaland on a Snapchat

[paverics]

comedians can only dream of writing something this funny

[meightyone]

happy race week at spa ☹️🥺

[ovary-harvester]

GET IN LOSERS WE ARE SENDING MIKU TO STOKE-ON-TRENT

[doinggreat]

[max-whathappen]

"Formula 1 is a prestigious sport surrounded by glamour": mate the 2026 grid consists of;

a man who has had his multiple attempts at murder televised

a coeliac who skateboards everywhere

you know when life is already hard and then a blond european cunt with a backstory walks in? one of those

a giggly astrology girlie who almost accepted an offer to get a "massage" in Amsterdam on camera

Amy Santiago if she grew up on a farm

a man who once got a tube stuck up his nose and gets called a Good Boy on the daily

a 4 foot tall turbocharged misogynist

Horse Jesus who is also the ultimate omega

Tuna Fish Junior

a man with a mullet and a porn stache who regularly poses in the nude

a twelve-year old werewolf but his wolf form is a pomeranian

the world's oldest rookie soon to have nerve damage

Car Autism whose vocabulary consists mostly of "Um"

a lanky noodle man who looks like he plays the oboe

an accidental lesbian icon and professional WAG

the after photo in those hair loss ads

a better-dressed kardashian with a pokemon obsession

a PR officer's worst nightmare who openly admitted to stealing a credit card in a conference

un perrito traumatizado

Chris Hemsworth but if he were a really, really chill German dude

a man who barks in bed but also at his older team mate

an active track hazard

and they all have daddy issues

[haveyouseenmybwoah]

Y'ALL GOTTA READ THIS YO IM TAGGING PEOPLE KJHKFKJHDHFD THIS IS TOO FUNNY @cirrusskylarr @kimistopmoaningontheradio @taryikk @oscarpiastri2026 @sunken-bentley @theannoyingspeedster @alittlechaotics-blog @l1terallykat EDIT : why does my reblog have 254 likes people what did y'all find so funny 🤨🤨 Anyways because of so many people asking - here's my guess at the answer key :

a man who has had his multiple attempts at murder televised -> Max Verstappen

a coeliac who skateboards everywhere -> Arvid Lindblad ( but coeliac could also be Charles )

you know when life is already hard and then a blond European cunt with a backstory walks in? one of those -> Liam Lawson's my guess

a giggly astrology girlie who almost accepted an offer to get a "massage" in Amsterdam on camera -> Lando Norris y'all

Amy Santiago if she grew up on a farm -> George ??? idk

a man who once got a tube stuck up his nose and gets called a Good Boy on the daily -> that has gotta be Oscar I can't think of anyone more Good boy

a 4 foot tall turbocharged misogynist -> Yuki Tsunoda 💀

Horse Jesus who is also the ultimate omega -> Lance Stroll

Tuna Fish Junior -> Eh I'm guessing Jack Doohan ( dad is Mike Doohan sooo )

a man with a mullet and a porn stache who regularly poses in the nude -> VALTTERI BOTTAS * imitates danny ric *

a twelve-year old werewolf but his wolf form is a pomeranian -> erm Ollie is that you ?

the world's oldest rookie soon to have nerve damage -> El Padre ( Fernando Alonso )

Car Autism whose vocabulary consists mostly of "Um" -> I have no idea , help me out on this

a lanky noodle man who looks like he plays the oboe -> My guy Esteban was done dirty I PROTEST

an accidental lesbian icon and professional WAG -> ehehe my beloved Alex Albon

the after photo in those hair loss ads -> best ever description of Carlos Sainz

a better-dressed kardashian with a pokemon obsession -> this HAS to be Lewis

a PR officer's worst nightmare who openly admitted to stealing a credit card in a conference -> KIMI PACETONELLI 🙌

un perrito traumatizado -> Franco Colapinto

Chris Hemsworth but if he were a really, really chill German dude -> Nico Huuulkenberg

a man who barks in bed but also at his older team mate -> okay Gabriel Bortoleto I see you 🫵

an active track hazard -> should be Lance ryt ?

[kichona-s]

silverstone kittyverse podium!!

its a reference to charles' insta post