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@sennaya
Which type are you?
the hell is 6 i have never seen anyone do 6 before
he just ate 15 mild chicken wings and dont want sauce on his glasses whats not to get
fucks sake
god dammit
He gone. He’s done.
FYI, I’M REBLOGGING THIS SHIT 3 MAYBE 4 TIMES A DAY FOR THE NEXT COUPLE OF WEEKS.
#RIGHTEOUSFIRE
when he said “who told you you could be a part of this? who gave you some “how to be black” starter kit?!“ i almost choked on my food. that’s when i knew this was going to be total destruction.
gotdamn
Oh god.
I fucking love Black people yo. I love us. I just …. My god….
#randomthrowback
Oh my god!
Laguna Garzon Bridge, Uruguay, by Rafael Vinoly
but why?
because of the Kraken
According to legend, there was once a widowed father who was so poor, he feared his daughters could never marry and would have to resort to prostitution to get by. Wanting to help, St. Nicholas slid down their chimney one night, saw the girls’ laundered stockings hanging by the fire, and filled them with gold. This act of charity saved the girls from becoming hookers, and that’s why we hang stockings at Christmas. Source Source 2
what if i ordered pizza in the middle of the hurricane.
they yelled at me.
I’VE BEEN WAITING FOR THIS MY GOD
Obviously, while he’s distracted with his own monologue, you can throw everything you have at him and kill him. But the fastest, most surefire way to do the job is with an item most players ignore: the torch. It’s nothing but a simple torch Snake used earlier to find his way out of a cave, but if you jam it up The Fear’s ass, he goes up like a 1977 Ford Pinto.
Technically, the torch can burn any of Snake’s enemies, but most of them are smart enough to go somewhere else when you start poking them with flaming sticks. The programmers either forgot or didn’t bother to teach this trick to The Fear. He has no idea how to react to a colon-first fireball attack, so he will stand there and let the fire devour him. Because what maniac game developer could have foreseen players doing anything this strange?
Any player who spent an hour pumping bullets into The Fear in a straight gunfight knows he’s absurdly tough, so it takes forever for the fire to finish him off. Luckily, he will never figure out what’s going on, so sit back, relax, and enjoy the smell of roasting butthole.
6 Ways To Beat Game Bosses That The Designers Didn’t Intend
this is hideo kojima we’re talking about, he most definitely intended for you to defeat a boss by shoving a torch up their ass
This guy on Chopped just served the judges an “unsettled panna cotta”
BITCH that’s a bowl of milk
You as a judge: “BITCH that’s a bowl of milk”
Ted: “thank you, chef”
*knife chopping animation thingy and cut to preview of contestant sitting at that high table in the back pretending like they still have a chance*
He’s not wrong. If we are truly in a constant state of alert regarding nuclear fall out we need to have equally large options as a deterrent (that we will never need to use) “until such a time the world comes to its senses”.
You realize we have about 800 more nukes then the rust of the world combined, yes? And could destroy the entire world seven times over? You understand that don’t you? We need zero more.