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Origami Around
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Misplaced Lens Cap
"I'm Dorothy Gale from Kansas"

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Noah Kahan
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PUT YOUR BEARD IN MY MOUTH

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he wasn't even looking at me and he found me

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@jj1562
Megan Fox in Passion Play (2010)
Is your dad Ron Swanson? (via blooper2112)
this is the money axe of good fortune, reblog to receive money and axes
I miss feeling cute and femenine. I am craving a woman so bad right now but I can never keep a girlfriend. I'm just so in the middle. I'm neither feme nor butch and it makes finding someone who wants to be with me hard. I've got men all day long forever but women are not interested in me.
I have the sister wife. If I want pussy I can get it. But I want to cuddle and love on someone.
I want caresses and kisses. I miss soft words and light touches. I miss running my hands up and down her arms and sides as my face peppers kisses down her shoulder. . .
But I'm bisexual and poly married. Women around here are gold star lesbians or monogamous. It's hard.
I do but who else will be honest đđ
All the fucking time
I pay attentionâŠ
Iâm pretty sure even the straightest of guys look from time to time
âMillions and millions of years would still not give me half enough time to describe that tiny instant of all eternity when you put your arms around me and I put my arms around you.â -Â Jacques Prevert
Do this four times repeatedly and youâll be out. But how does it work? Thereâs some real brain science behind it.
Weâre trying this tonight!
Itâs about time someone got around to uncovering all the cheat codes for this âhuman beingâ software. Itâs only been out for like 10,000 years.
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Iâve used this technique for about a year, and I can safely say that it has efficiently transformed my sleeping habits from several hours of struggle to fall asleep, to passing out in a matter of minutes.
Itâs a form of Alexander Technique. Itâs a technique that was designed for actors to keep their body in ready working condition and give it the best way to perform. This is the method used to calm, and center the body. Once the body is at that point it can perform anything you want it to.
Reblogging for later reference after I tried it earlier today to try to calm down. It actually does help a lot, not just for sleep but if you have problems with anxiety.
My default mental setting is âvibrating intensely in the background.â After doing this, I felt noticeably calm and relaxed - I wasnât as fixated on my breathing, I wasnât tense, my movements werenât jerky and I didnât feel like I had to be as tense as possible to be under control. 10/10 would recommend.
me gonna try it
dont wanna reblog but insomnia is a bitch for some ppl so heres for my mutuals having trouble sleeping.
oh, wait...
Did you know that modern C sections were invented by African womenâ centuries before they were standard elsewhere?
Midwives and surgeons living around Lake Tanganyika and Lake Victoria perfected the procedure hundreds of years ago. When a baby couldnât be delivered vaginally, these healers sedated the laboring mother using large amounts of banana wine. They tied the mother to the bed for safety, sterilized a knife using heat, and made the incision, acting quickly as a team to prevent excessive blood loss or the accidental cutting of other organs. The combination of sterile, sharp equipment and sedation made the procedure surprisingly calm and comfortable for the mother.
After the baby was delivered, antiseptic tinctures and salves were used to clean the area and stitches were applied. Women rarely developed infections, shock, or excessive blood loss after a cesarean section and the most common problem reported was that it took longer for the motherâs milk to come in (an issue that was solved with friends and relatives who would nurse the baby instead).
In Uganda, C sections were normally performed by a team of male healers, but in Tanzania and DRC, they were typically done by female midwives.
The majority of women and babies survived this, and when questioned about it by European colonists in the mid-1800s, many people in Uganda and Tanzania indicated that the procedure had been performed routinely since time immemorial.
This was at a time when Europeans had only barely started to figure out that they should wash their hands before performing surgery, when nearly half of European and US women died in childbirth, and when nearly 100% of European women died if a C section was performed.
Detailed explanations of Ugandan C-sections were published globally in scholarly journals by the 1880s and helped the rest of the world learn how to save mothers and babies with minimal complications.
So if youâre one of the people who wouldnât be alive today without a C-section, you have Ugandan surgeons and Tanzanian and Congolese midwives to thank for their contributions to medical science.
https://www.nlm.nih.gov/exhibition/cesarean/part2.html
Thank you, my sisters.
Wow. I wish they would teach things like this is school.
America in particular (Europeâs slightly better, but not much) only seems to remember Africa exists when itâs being visited by one of the four horsemen. Which is really sad. Itâs an entire continent with a rich history, people.
And we all know why, tooâŠ
so today I drove past a traffic sign that said 'hey teens buckling up is totes yeet yo'
i wish i was joking but after we screamed a bit my brother attempted to get a picture as proof, failed, and ended up with this masterpiece that pretty much sums up the whole experience
You mean this sign?
Missed opportunity for "Seatbelt safety; stay seated, not yeeted"
I donât think a lot of people really understand that ecosystems in North America were purposefully maintained and altered by Native people.
Like, we used to purposefully set fires in order to clear underbrush in forests, and to inhibit the growth of trees on the prairies. This land hasnât existed in some primeval state for thousands of years. What Europeans saw when they came here was the result of -work-
the east coast was all mature and maintained food forests. decades if not centuries of nurturing and maintenance. when the british arrived they were amazed that there were paths through the forest just ânaturallyâ lined with berries and edible plants, like a garden of eden. then they tore that shit down to grow wheat. dumbasses
My mom is an ethnobotanist and getting people to understand this is literally her lifeâs work. A lot of native tribes just had a whole different way of looking at agriculture. Instead of planting orchards in tidy rows near their villages, they went to where the trees were already growing and tended them there. They would girdle trees by stripping the bark in order to stop the spread of disease or thin out badly placed saplings. And they would encourage the companion plants they wanted and weed out the ones they didnât, so that in the end the whole forest would be productive while remaining an ecosystem and not a monoculture. It is still agriculture, but it is a form of agriculture that is so much gentler on the landscape that, as OP says, the European settlers could not recognize what they were seeing. To them the natives must have seemed to magically live in abundance while they starved. They did do controlled burns, but so-called slash and burn agriculture was never a primary farming strategy in North America. They were just way more subtle than that. They also made the amazing Mississippian mound structures so itâs not like they couldnât do dramatic reshapings of the landscape when they wanted: but they changed their minds about that, walking away from Cahokia and the dense, farming-supported urban structure they had build there in the 13th century, well before any European contact. My mom says it wasnât a collapse, it wasnât a war, it wasnât a natural disaster; the farmers in Cahokia just voted with their feet. They just gradually left, dispersing in different directions but generally not very far, and it was probably because theyâd gotten tired of menâs bullshit. See, agriculture was a female domain in pretty much all the native American cultures. The specifics differed by tribe, but often they had gender-specific age-grade societies: for example, the Hidatsa Goose Society was composed of married women of childbearing age. Not only did they physically plant the fields, they also had responsibility for conducting the social and ritual events around ensuring the harvest. This included things like digging the storage pits, and organizing feasts in order to bring the whole community together to plant plots for families who were suffering illness or disability, and could not do it themselves. So, as Cahokia urbanized (at its âheightâ it was a population center of between 10,200 and 15,300 people), it is very likely that the traditional, informal systems of land use-right allocationsâagain, always the womenâs domainâbecame stressed by top down political pressures from the rulers (who were men). And as my mom puts it in her book Feeding Cahokia: âIf rights to land ever became highly restricted as a result of a top-down, centralized process of allocation, the likelihood of poorly informed and unfair decision making is extremely high.â So basically, the farmers took their families and they moved away. Not all at once, no mass exodus, justâŠgradually, they decided that theyâd tried doing things the urban way, and they didnât like it. They went back to living in smaller villages sustained, not by intensive farming, but by more garden-style plots and the traditional, sophisticated management of âwildâ lands that they had never stopped practicing. It takes a shift in thinking to recognize that was a deliberate choice on their part. Not a failure: Cahokia never collapsed, not dramaticallyâit just gradually wound down. They were perfectly capable of feeding themselves and they did for well more than a century. They went back to the old way because they liked it better.
And again, different tribes had different specific ways of doing it, but farming was always the womenâs domainâand there are also important spiritual figures who occur under different names in different tribes. One of these is Grandmother/Old Woman Who Never Dies: giver of all plant food, protector of children, bringer of summer, and rejuvenator of living and dying things. Iâm just gonna end by dropping this passage from my momâs book because itâs amazing: âI think it likely that the female flint-clay statues from BBB Motor and Sponemann represent an Earth Mother personage in a manifestation known to all early Cahokians, and that their Woodland ancestors had sought her powers and favors for centuries preceding the Mississippian period, just as Siouan speakers continued to protect her sacred bundles and conduct rituals focused around them long after Cahokia was abandoned. She never died. Several years ago, I accompanied a traditional Hidatsa farmer named Amy Mossett from New Town, North Dakota, to the Cahokia Mounds Interpretive Center [in Illinois]. When we came to the display case containing a cast reproduction of the Birger figurine, Mossett froze, took a step backward, put her hand on her chest, and said, âThatâs Grandmother. And the snake is her husband.ââ
âBy 1492 Indian activity throughout the Americas had modified forest extent and composition, created and expanded grasslands, and rearranged microrelief via countless artificial earthworks. Agricultural fields were common, as were houses and towns and roads and trails. All of these had local impacts on soil, microclimate, hydrology, and wildlife.â
William M. Denevan, The Pristine Myth: The Landscape of the Americas in 1492Â http://jan.ucc.nau.edu/~alcoze/for398/class/pristinemyth.html
I just wantâŠ..someone to be so utterly enamored by me in every way?? but I donât want to be romanticized. I want to be fully understood on every level. to be seen as fundamentally whole. I want security and respect and I want the freedom to still be me. I donât want sacrifice tbhâŠ.I think itâs overrated⊠I just want to coexist. not two halves that complete each other but two wholes that compliment one anotherâŠ.and I donât think that is asking for too much
Soul mates exist both platonically an romantically. There are people you meet along the way that just give with your whole soul. They are the bff's that span distance. They are the coworkers you still hang out with years after you stopped working together. They are the people you trust to raise your kids when your spouse and you aren't home. They are soul mates too.
vampire headcanons?
Iâve made a post about this before on my blog AGES ago BUT Iâll just copy/paste it here. If vampires were gonna drink anything /besides/ blood AND survive it would be whole milk. Iâm a science major. Hear me out. Unless your vampires have to drink blood because of a supernatural curse or something, theyâre more than likely biological vampires (viral, genetic, etc), right? So, Milk has the same basic components as blood does: proteins, immunofactors, fats, sugars, vitamins, minerals, etc. so a vampire could potentially live off of milk, or at least be able to supplement/curb human blood feedings with milk.Â
Blood transports these nutrients PLUS gases (O2 and CO2), and Iâm assuming your vampire doesnât NEED the Gas Transport function of blood. Milk more or less does the same thing (sans Gas Transport) I.E. transporting nutrients from mother to offspring because the offspring still canât eat solid foods and drink from a cup, now can they. Iâll include Blood Nutrients and Milk Nutrient Facts below. The only way I could see having a biological vampire and them needing blood (and blood only) is if itâs the kind of vampire that needs their old blood replaced by fresh blood to keep their organs working, but then the whole âdrinkingâ blood doesnât make sense, and theyâd need a blood transfusion method of some kind. Number stuff:Â
blood components: -water ~92% -other solutes (ions, gases, nutrients, etc) ~2% -proteins ~7% -fats (blood can contain 200-240 mg/dl blood cholesterol. This depends on age, diet, and how recently the human has eaten) Milk components: -water ~85% -proteins ~3.3% -fat ~4.1% -0.7% minerals so as a vampire you may be missing out on some proteins and a bit of water, but you could make it up with a larger consumption of milk and/or supplementation of blood drinking. Cow milk is Diet Bloodâą
*does the math in my head* specifically, skim milk
My pitch for new trans stories!
Can I get a new meme format here