A Gremlin Screaming at a Brick Wall

and sometimes my cats

[senraven2662]

"Ranger": "If you explode inside me, you're paying child support."

Cursed fighter: ...

[glitchedcosmos]

I’m ace, aro and tired

Reblog if you are also LGBT+ and tired

[senraven2662]

I'm ace, demi, trans, and tired.

[senraven2662]

My sibling playing the piano:

Me: what was that you just played? That was fun.

Sibling, staring me dead in the eyes: cabbage.

[writing-prompt-s]

“Do you have any idea who you are talking to?”, the villain asked you. Since you have never seen them before and just stumbled into their lair on accident you choose to answer truthfully.

[senraven2662]

"I... Uh... No, actually. Not really." The pale elf rubs the back of their neck, seeming a bit awkward. "I don't think we've met, at least... I'm really sorry if we have. I'm not the best at faces and... Well the mask doesn't help."

The villain looked dumbfounded by the response, as if the response was thought to be impossible. She shook it off before slowly and methodically taking steps towards him.

"I am the Queen of the Darkwood!" She declared. "The Black Dragoness! I am Lillian Gray!"

"No, sorry. Doesn't really ring any bells. " He frowned, brow furrowing as he tried to recall. She looked taken aback. How could he not know her? She was a legend!

Golden eyes looked her up and down as he tried to figure what to do next, then an idea.

He leaned forward and whispered, "Do you know who I am?"

She took a moment before realizing she didn't, shaking her head, intrigued.

"Ah, good, then I don't have to feel bad. Dr. Therin Kaeorii, more commonly known as the elder deity of sickness and health Kaetherin, rider in white, etcetera. Pleasure to meet you."

He offered her a hand to shake and she took a second before shaking it. This was going to be interesting to say the least.

[thememedaddy]

[sony-official]

That's 560 bucks a shift hell yes I am

Every night too then I'm making 201k a year man I can retire and shit bro I'm living in a damn castle with that

do i get paid time off i don't care im still going

PLUS I don't gotta talk to people I can take a nap if I've finished up

[senraven2662]

Not to mention that most myths and legends claim cleaning and restoring grave sites results in the spirits associated with it really liking you. I'm not alone, I got all these ghost friends to accompany me and keep me safe while I'm actually able to afford a house.

[hometoursandotherstuff]

[fairyycoffin]

reblogging this again because it remains true.

[bassguitarinablackt-shirt]

i reblog this everytime it comes across my dash lmao

[senraven2662]

I was inspired to sketch the office of the Guild Master of the Icefall City branch of the Evetheris's Adventurer's Guild.

Vivi is very tired of the paperwork, and so they have elected to ignore it. Unfortunately, someone has just arrived actively seeking out paperwork just as they make the crucial decision to go and mess with the members of their guild instead of doing anything actually important. Fake prophecies (and probably real ones) will have to wait.

[senraven2662]

So, I'm working on writing up something for a future YouTube thing and I asked some friends to help me make characters. I asked my cis-bi friends to help with one and my nonbinary friends to help with another. There are three more that are yet to be given concept art.

I feel like the difference between what the disaster bisexuals made (a big awkward geek who is unendingly underestimated and feels like he's shoved into the background) and what the nonbinary friends made (a tiny absolute heathen who messes with the sports kids, plays too many instruments, and never has worn a cohesive outfit once in their life) is pretty interesting.

Anyways, this is Theodore "Teddy" Broz and Arrow Akana, The Secretary and Treasurer of New Estartia High's Paranormal Investigation Club. Gods help us all.

[senraven2662]

[senraven2662]

I'm fine, this is fine, everything is fine. The world is burning down around me, and I'm trapped on an island of ignorance that only seems to grow as I push myself to learn more, but this is fine, I'm fine, everything is fine.

[senraven2662]

I just had to explain to my PCs what a library is. Welcome to Dungeons and Dragons.

[writing-prompt-s]

You accidentally started a cult, and now your made up deity is living with you.

[senraven2662]

No, this is just the life my best friend has been living.

It's me, I'm the made up god. The cult was made to worship me. There is no escape.

[senraven2662]

"If I wanted you dead, you would be dead already." He hissed as he sucked down to avoid being seen by the patrols.

"Don't underestimate me. I may be stupid, but that's what makes me dangerous!" She shouted, making every patrol member suddenly aware of their position.

[senraven2662]

"Chihuahuas are like someone took a dog and boiled out everything good in them, and all that was left behind was hatred for the mortal plane."

- Castle the human thief

[senraven2662]

Awakened Raven PC: "I AM NO FEATHER DESK"

[senraven2662]

Pure joy is opening a bag of 100 tiny Pink Lego frogs and dumping them on the table and then remembering there is a single brown frog already on the tree.

I squeaked so loud that my neighbor texted me. Yes, I am finally building that Lego bonsai tree I've wanted since it came out, and it is glorious!

[lego-frogs]

Better yet; I have a miniscule figurine-sized bathtub from an old "Sylvanian" set I used to play with.

I personally would dump the Lego frogs in there and then display the bathtub on my desk. That takes up less space AND my fingers can take a Lego frog bath whenever they want!

As an added bonus: you can recycle the rest of the bonsai tree parts to create a stand for the bathtub so your frogs are ELEVATED.

[senraven2662]

That.

Please.

I've gotta go get a tub for my frogs.

[writing-prompt-s]

It is done, in exchange for peace, the Prince was sent as a tribute to the Dark one… who in fact is overjoyed after finally having a son to raise.

[senraven2662]

The boy anxiously approached the ominous black castle. His bright blue eyes darted around as if something would appear to kill him at any moment. His honey blonde hair was a mess for what felt like the first time in his six years of living. His little hands were desperately clutching to his golden crown, the last remainder of the family that saw him as nothing more than a political bargaining chip, one that had now been used.

The massive black doors began to creek open, revealing a tall man with pale skin and raven black hair. His yellow eyes scanned the boy. This man was unlike anyone he had ever seen. He couldn't possibly be the dark Lord. The dark Lord drank the blood of his enemies and turned their bones into his armor. This man was wearing a bright green hoodie with dark purple lettering reading, "Villain Vibes" and dark purple sweatpants. He had deep bags under his eyes and socks that were entirely mismatched. A necklace with a strange steel pendant hung from his neck.

"They sent you out here all on your own?" He knelt down, eyes finally revealing his worry. "You aren't hurt are you?"

The prince shook his head apprehensively before asking, "Are... Are you the dark Lord?"

The man smiled softly and answered with a question, "So that's what they call me over there? Well, don't you worry. I don't think I'm a big scary dark Lord. You can call me Allos, and I'm going to be taking care of you from now on, okay? Come on inside. Let's get you something to eat, yeah?"

The prince took a nervous step forward as the man stood, offering his hand to the kid. With a moment of hesitation, the boy took the elder's hand, and allowed himself to be led inside to his new life.

[writing-prompt-s]

All of the “#1 Dad” mugs in the world change to show the actual ranking of Dads suddenly.

[senraven2662]

Teddy couldn't tell what the man on the other side of Icarus's cell phone was talking about, but he could tell that his pancakes were delicious. As his father-figure continued to try to calm what Teddy assumed to be a friend of his, the kid's eyes began to wander towards the mug full of tea resting on the table. Icarus's brother had gotten it for his as a joke after learning he had built the house for Teddy to grow up in. The black mug read "Silver medal dad" in silver lettering, and was by far Icarus's favorite mug. Now though, it seemed to be changing. As Teddy watched the mug, silver became gold, both color and word.

Now, Teddy has seen some strange things since he had been adopted by a witch, sure, but this was new. Someone or something had ruined his papa's favorite cup. Icarus's morning was already stressful enough with his friend on the phone, now his mug wasn't his anymore? Teddy didn't know what to do, but he didn't want Icarus to be upset.

"Look, Donnie. All things considered 976,843 isn't bad. There are millions, maybe billions of dads in the world. You're pretty high up all things considered. You're a great dad to Harmony, and also all she's got. Ignore some arbitrary ranking on a mug of all things and take pride in your relationship with her. I've gotta go now. I'll talk to you later, okay? Let me know if you find out what happened." Icarus sighed as he ended the call.

Teddy started panicking as Icarus picked up his mug. Now there wasn't even time to plan how he could maybe fix things before Icarus was disappointed.

But Icarus wasn't disappointed. He snorted as he saw the change in cup.

"Well, now I know this ranking is arbitrary. How are your pancakes, Teddy Bear?" He ruffled Theo's hair before taking his seat at the table.

Teddy took a sigh of relief before smiling at his father figure.

"They're the best in the world, Papa!"