Don’t worry, he’s fine.
The cat maintained eye contact while I attempted to keep him from harm.
Despite my efforts, the damn asshole still swallowed the sewing needle.

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Don’t worry, he’s fine.
The cat maintained eye contact while I attempted to keep him from harm.
Despite my efforts, the damn asshole still swallowed the sewing needle.
Four and a half months since you’ve been gone for good.  I really miss you, Mom.
Pass a damn budget already!
Politics are now directly affecting my job security.
I got nothing.
Creativity is a fickle mistress. She always avoids me.
Happy St. Patrick’s Day!
Bushmills, Jameson, and pints of thick, dark Guinness. Can’t wait to leave work.
I’m not Irish, but I do enjoy drinking and wearing green all day.
Comes with the territory, I suppose
I love my job, but sometimes the lack of hygiene is a bit too much.
Pet Peeve #385
Operas sound pretty, so stop crinkling your damn candy wrappers, jerks.
March snow
Fluffy flakes drift down outside my office window. And it’s fucking March.
And I do.
Marriage is getting angry, then realizing you still love this person.
Guest poet: Dog.
Fun with stik. Stik is fun. Run with stick. Chu on stik. Stik is gud. Gud stik.
But it’s my job now, sooo....
Apartment hunting for other people is so very fucking hard.
I’m terrible with plants.
Mom’s Christmas cactus is slowly dying in my care. Coincidence?
Or a bee? Or a red panda? Or a deer? Or a...
There’s a chance I’m too old and just don’t get these pop culture things now, but:
Snapchat filters are bat-shit crazy; who wants to look like a damn pug?
We need to stop predicting weather with animals.
March comes in like a lion, and out like a lamb? Totally legit.
But...Sunday Funday!
I am probably too old to wake up on a Monday still drunk. Whoops.
Not a normal day in the office
Driving an over- sized pickup for work made me feel like a badass.
I’m so weak.
The impossible: leave Walgreens without a new nail polish color.