-Leave out all the rest-

Something to keep me sane

[rubyskat]

CAN YOU HEAR ME SOBBING??

this is too much for my heart

[colonelfind-it]

a dnd party of made up entirely of orc bards

[colonelfind-it]

an orchestra

[fourletterepithet-deactivated20]

NO

[island-delver-go]

Source

[island-delver-go]

I just imagine the Wizard making this face

[fromthemotionpicture]

[bf-memes]

[user0987654321876543]

Well Billie Piper is all of us

[brewerssupplies]

Made a kraken-themed sword for a kraken cult my players will be going up against.

[i-am-jano-shipper]

[ladiesofroosterteeth]

-

[ladiesofroosterteeth]

[anarchist-art]

[fanonical]

One time, Gryffindor reached exactly 69 house points, and for two whole weeks they managed not to gain or lose any by being as boring as possible. It was finally broken when Hermione was awarded 10 points for some good Charms homework, and Ron was subtracted 20 for yelling “FUCKS SAKE HERMIONE” in response

[probablybadrpgideas]

If Cthulhu can be summoned by humans who are so far beneath it, why can’t humans be summoned by ants? The answer is they should be.

[20thcenturyvole]

Well if a bunch of ants formed a circle in my house I’d certainly notice, try to figure out where they’d all come from, and possibly wreak destruction there.

[weaselle]

That’s why knowing and correctly pronouncing the true name is so important to the ritual. Imagine how impossible it would be to not go take a look if the circle of ants started chanting your name. And they’re like, you can’t leave because we drew a line made of tiny crystals - now you have to do us a favor. And you’re like, let’s just see where this goes “yup, you got me… what’s the favor?” and usually the favor is like, “kill this one ant for us” or “give me a pile of sugar” and you’re like… okay? and you do, because why not, it isn’t hard for you and boy is this going to be a fucking story to tell, these fucking ants chanting your name and wanting a spoonful of sugar or whatever. And SOMEtimes you get asked for things you can’t really do, one of them, she’s like, “I love this ant but she won’t pay any attention to me, make me important to her” and you’re like… um? how? So you just kill every ant in the colony except the two of them, ta-da! problem solved! and the first ant is like *horrified whisper* “what have I done”

[drackir]

This is the best explanation for higher powers I’ve ever really heard.

[somethingdnd]

Brilliant

[skysports2]

this haunts me

[firelxrdazula]

katara in every fight scene:

[wilwheaton]

This is what happens when you look at the dead center of the Venn Diagram of my interests.

[inspsledgehammer]

Joe is leaving Smosh

Joe Bereta has announced that he is leaving Smosh April 13th and that this is his last week. Here is Joe’s full statement incase you didn’t read it yet.

Now, here is what the rest of The Valleyfolk had to say about this.

All from Instagram.

My personal opinion about this is that I fully support Joe’s decision. I have been supportive of his decisions ever since he left SourceFed back in the day. This will only help him, and The Valleyfolk grow. I just love Joe (and the rest of the leel boyes) so much.