grantereβ:
list of aus i really need to see written:
i got up at 2 am to get some snacks at the convenience store down the street and opened my door to find you trying to sleep on the floor of the hallway because your roommate has his fiancΓ©e over so i guess iβll lend you my couch for the night AU
my stupid cat sneaked out on the balcony and into your open window and he has this habit of destroying furniture and pissing everywhere so i followed him inside and you came home earlier than i expected and found me in the middle of your living room but i swear iβm not a burglar ok
you left your USB flash drive in the library computer and i had to go through your files to figure out who you are and i ended up reading the entirety of this book youβre working on and wow youβre actually really good????Β
i was trying to read in the park and your stray football fucking knocked me unconscious
this really cute guy rented the apartment over the bakery/flower shop/store i work at and i keep trying to find excuses to be outside when he comes home
itβs 3 am and youβre blasting off classic rock at full volume and your music taste might be awesome but sOME PEOPLE ARE TRYING TO FUCKING SLEEP YOU SHITHEAD
my best mate somehow fucked up my tv and tonight is the season premiere of this show i really really like and no livestream will work on my computer so will you please let me watch it on your tv i promise iβll go back to my flat once itβs over
look iβm glad you have a healthy sex life and all but will you please try not to pierce a hole through my ceiling with your bed thanks




















