Berry writes (sometimes)

Strawberry__Avalanche on ao3! he/they/it Mainly writes DPxDC

[pokeberry5]

*wiggles him*

to go with this lol

[kimberlina-roo]

i know that bruce being emotionally constipated is a comedy staple in a lot of batfam fics, but i have a headcanon that bruce does understand emotions fairly well but ONLY in the context of how his family handles/reacts to them. for example:

tim, holding his side and stumbling up to his bedroom: ow, ow, ow, ow ow-

bruce, hovering but not doing anything because his feral child will hiss and hide his injuries for months if he makes him feel cornered: do you want me to help directly or leave The Offerings?

tim, sullenly: offerings, please

bruce: *piles a bunch of medical supplies in tim's customized Injury Offerings bag (covered in Young Justice and weird animal stickers) and leaves it outside of his door like a sacrifice*

two days later

WE employee: *gets bad papercut* oh, jeez, this hurts

bruce, malfunctioning in the hallway because he literally watched three of his gremlins refuse to treat a broken rib like two hours ago: do you want The Offerings?

WE employee, used to their boss' eccentricities: no i'll just use the first aid kit, thank you Mr Wayne.

new intern, pale and shaking: oh god its a cult, i knew it, the health benefits were too good i'm gonna die-

like bruce can understand and interpret the meanings of other people's emotions, he just has horrible reference points. he stays completely straight faced and sometimes even looks wistful when cursed out by a random board member, but gets misty eyed when he finds random rocks stuffed in his suit jacket pockets (jason shows affection through volume and damian/tim/duke/steph put rocks in his clothes when they're grateful but don't wanna be mushy about it) i believe this wholeheartedly let bruce wayne be a good dad I SWEAR

[whale-with-legs]

YOINK

[cowboyballads]

beak boy beak boy

just figuring out helmet cowl things

[littlefankingdom]

~ Gotham Knights

My favorite type of Batfam's moments: when their interactions are very typical family, but it's happening in a vigilante way. Like here, Bruce is teaching Cass how to drive, while her older brother is making comments about how they are all going to die, so they have some banter between siblings. But instead of being in car on an everyday road, they are in the batplane going through a snowstorm.

Bruce is also so supportive and calm while teaching Cass despite everything. I imagine this is also the first time she drives a plane, which means Bruce was like "Snowstorm? Perfect for a first time!", but he is cool and nice, even going against her saying she did badly.

[frankdelflno]

Surnames are just as important as given names. So, I compiled a list of the websites I use to find my surnames.

English Surnames

Dutch Surnames

Spanish Surnames

Scottish Surnames

German Surnames

Italian Surnames

Irish Surnames

French Surnames

Scandinavian Surnames

Welsh Surnames

Jewish Surnames

Surnames By Ethnicity

Most Common Surnames in the USA

Most Common Surnames in Great Britan

Most Common Surnames in Asia

[bee-earthly]

[old-manrupee]

For whoever needs these.

[dragons-arrow]

I NEED THE ITALIAN LAST NAMES SO BAD

[ebvoice-deactivated20150727]

We are like fireworks…: Surnames Master Post.

[chronophobica]

Chinese surnames

Indian surnames

Indonesian surnames

Pakistani surnames

Bengali surnames

Japanese surnames

Filipino surnames

Korean surnames

Syrian surnames

Mongolian naming and clan names

Thai surnames

Asia is not a single country.

[beameized]

“Asia is not a single country.”

[very-gay-poet]

oh my fucking god if heaven is real its this fucking post.

[fadingprototypeweapon]

People slandering comic characters will always be funny to me because no one is safe. If your fav has been around longer than 10 years (most of them) then at least 1 writer has made them partake in insane criminal activity. God forbid your favorite started out as a villain

[depsidase]

[ardri-na-bpiteog]

You also purchase CDs once and as long as nothing happens to them you get to keep them forever.

[taykoutmccleod]

and if you have a computer with a disc drive, you can move the content of those CDs onto it and then burn it onto future CDs. it doesn't even have to be the same album. you can make a playlist with physical media. you just have access to all of it, at your whim, with no unskippable ads being shoved in your ears. it's really nice!

[galaxywarp]

lol is different from LOL is different from Lol

[galaxywarp]

the best thing about this is that most of us seem to agree that “Lol” has a threatening aura. we don’t like Lol. we don’t send our friends Lol.

unless of course, its your mom or your 40-something year old coworker. they are exempt from this rule and their Lol’s are genuine

[erinwantstowrite]

this is what i envision when i say that Dick is a retired crashout

[peopleoftheinternet]

[dasloddl]

op disabled reblogs but I think the point still stands

[akindplace]

if you lose hope they win so we’re not losing hope.

if you lose hope they win so we’re not losing hope.

if you lose hope they win so we’re not losing hope.

if you lose hope they win so we’re not losing hope.

if you lose hope they win so we’re not losing hope.

if you lose hope they win so we’re not losing hope.

[akindplace]

you don’t have much of a choice but you can choose to have hope.

you don’t have much of a choice but you can choose to have hope.

you don’t have much of a choice but you can choose to have hope.

you don’t have much of a choice but you can choose to have hope.

you don’t have much of a choice but you can choose to have hope.

you don’t have much of a choice but you can choose to have hope.

[chloesimaginationthings]

Leon helps Michael with his father problem in FNAF

[cooking-with-hailstones]

"The last time any human touched Ryland Grace was an act of horrific violence"

Well... Yes and no.

The last time Ryland Grace was CONSCIOUS of any human touch was when he was knocked out. Absolutely true.

But the last human contact he would have had was Yao and Ilyukhina. Who were told that he was scared about panicking during launch and asked to be sedated. Who did all the pre flight checks before the Hail Mary launched. Who would have carefully, gently carried Grace to his bed in the dormitory, made sure he was secure, and initiated his coma procedure.

There would have been love there. Remember Ilyukhina throwing her hands high and saying "welcome to crew!" Remember Yao saying how he hoped Grace would say yes. Remember how much the crew trusted Grace, Stratt's First Officer, the guy who helped them so much, and was so kind to them, and was the one who they entrusted their preferred methods of suicide to. Who thought they were wonderful and brave.

They would have tucked him in. Maybe brushed his hair out of his face. Maybe said something kind to him before initiating their own coma procedures.

Ryland Grace doesn't remember, of course he wouldn't. But the last human touch he ever had was full of love.

[jarenka]

There are some gems in YouTube comments

[mihri-the-sasscatte]

Size comparison of Y’gathok, the Ceaseless Hunger and Bjorn, our level 20 Goliath Barbarian.

[professorsparklepants]

Hey quick question: why the FUCK do you have that

[kittyopteryx]

Imagine, from out of nowhere, your dm casually slapping this thing down on the table like any other encounter.

[mooretimetoplay]

“Yeah, the fight will start in a sec, uh…I’ll give inspiration to whomever helps me get this fucking box out of my car.”

[necrowemancer]

https://www.reddit.com/r/DnD/comments/7asxci/oc_ygathok_the_ceaseless_hunger_final_boss_of_our/ This is the reveal of this ridiculousness during their game

[jelloapocalypse]

Please watch this reveal video it’s kickass

[creepsandcrawlers]

FUCK ME  the reveal video

[threefeline]

“CHRIS??????”

[tanoraqui]

“Um, I don’t think our plan is gonna work.”

[8bitmickey]

[island-delver-go]

Always reblog Y'gathok

[robot-roadtrip-rants]

always ALWAYS reblog Y'gathok!