Assassin Simp Central

Allie // she/her // would give my left nut to get Desmond and Clay back // reblog AC memes, art and discourse //

[senu-creed]

Modern Assassin Tweets #7

i’m back by absolutely no popular demand, y’all

| Part 1 | Part 2 | Part 3 | Part 4 | Part 5 |  Part 6 | Part 7 |

[credit: internet funnies, obscure tumblr posts and my imagination. it’s been a while since i made these so i forgot which ones are which, sorry D:]

[egg-on-a-legg]

shaun moments in the database that gave me a chuckle

entire section for shauns tasting notes under the cut because theyre too good not to include

(a special shoutout to shaun for getting the first "fag" in assassins creed writing history! unless there was one earlier!)

[katabay]

desmond & friends modern day assassin sequences…..I miss you……..

[fanfenomenon]

a glitch in the animus

my first ac fanmade comic and it had to be about shaytham... i had fun making this tho LOL and i finally drew the OG modern day gang <3 (except for lucy T_T) ALSO this was entirely @mollydewinter 's idea and i had to make a comic abt it LMAOOO

bonus panel:

[koujaaku]

“Because I knew you, I have been changed for good.”

[fanfenomenon]

desmond matching t-shirts with his ancestors ❤️

[heyihavesocks]

I, uh, made something for y'all

(template is by vayda.editzz)

[amesrealmm]

And here it is… for @assassinschaoticcreed

[thou-babbling-brook]

I imagine an Arno and Jacob duo would be absolutely fucking useless 😭💀

[saberamane]

[mike----wazowski]

yk as much as i hate desmond's death. and i mean it, i HATE desmond's death (bc it's an art-defying soulless rushed corporate decision intended to keep churning out content rather than complete the story the original creator intended)

i do quite like how they completely switch up on the tropes of the heroic sacrifice. they don't make it out to be some grand greater good thing where desmond is revered. it's undeniably heroic but it's also horribly sad and empty. the imagery of his broken hidden blade on the ground as abstergo drag away his body bag. the voice notes where you realise this was just a troubled young man, anxious and trying to work things out but never given the chance (twenty five is so very young). it's different from the usual romanticisation of sacrifice and i guess i quite like that aspect of it, it doesnt make you feel warm and satisfied bc the hero saved the day, it just... makes you so sad for him

not to give ubisoft too much credit though. he was doomed by the narrative but bc the narrative was stupid...

[rhymewithrachel]

this game makes me cry

[neffilin]

[redpool]

Greatest intro to any AC game ever.

[sparrow-in-boots]

I have plans that i cannot share with you right now bc the haters will sabotage me i have PLANS that i CANNOT SHARE with you right now bc THE HATERS will SABOTAGE ME I HAVE PLANS–

[milesmarek]

my humor is so old so i made this

[incorrectassassinscreedquotes]

Clay, at Starbucks: Can I get a venti vanilla latte with uhhh, seven espresso shots?

Shaun, next in line: Jesus Christ, just do cocaine.