what mythical creatures you think nct would be
Taeil - A dragon. But a really small one that fits in your pocket and breathes Tic Tacs instead of fire. Minty fresh.
Johnny - A horse long enough for two people to ride on. Like the stretch limo of horses
Taeyong - Just a really soft weighted blanket
Yuta - A werewolf but instead of turning on the full moon, he turns when he wants to because he’s not going to let a celestial body control his life and tell him what to do
Kun - He is both Rhett and Link
Doyoung - Your mom at midnight when it’s time to go to sleep but you’re busy watching anime.
Jaehyun - A puddle that is somehow both wet and dry at the same time
Lucas - The scarecrow from the Wizard of Oz but sluttier
Mark - Clifford the Big Red Dog
Xiaojun - The concept of embarrassment
Hendery - A mermaid. Don’t call him a merman, he is a mermaid. He just wants to wear a seashell bra.
Renjun - A haunted toaster oven
Jeno - Geodude from Pokemon
Haechan - A siren. He lures seamen to his cave and then performs for them while they cower in fear.
Jaemin - A troll under a bridge but instead of answering three riddles you have to give him 3 kisses and let him pretend to be married to you for 5 minutes
Yangyang - One of those guys that texts you at 1am saying “u up?”
Sungchan - Three gnomes stacked on top of each other in a trench coat
Chenle - Also a dragon. But unlike Taeil he is human sized and breathes fire, but only when he laughs.
Jisung - Jisung is human and he doesn’t want to be here
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