Sepie

anyone else into avant-garde surrealism?

[dailycatsblog]

[toroimage]

[windows-in-art]

Portrait Of An Enemy.

Lucia Heffernan

[dark-magician-girl-meets-world]

Okay, can we talk about Lucia Heffernan though?

[istolemyneighborsdog]

you know that one spiderman meme

[aleksandracoffan]

[bish0ps]

[crying-over-really-dumb-things]

A second Dollar General has hit the server

[crying-over-really-dumb-things]

[theomenroom]

when applied to drinks, "dry" means "without sugar". therefore it follows that sugary drinks can be called "wet". the meanings of the terms "hot" and "cold" when applied to drinks are obvious. thus the aspect of any drink can be determined.

for instance, green tea, freshly steeped and served without additives, is hot and dry, and therefore has an aspect of fire.

a mocha, on the other hand, while hot, is sweet, and therefore wet, and thus has an an aspect of air.

lemonade, which is wet and cold, having a water aspect.

finally vodka, which is also cold, but dry, has an earth aspect

[bl00dalchemist]

Tired.

[aleksandracoffan]

[parkchanwoohoo]

This man's an expert

[dozingpeach]

PEER REVIEWED, THIS IS THE BEST POSSIBLE ADDITION

[microsff]

"Listen," one guard said, "I know we have only just met-"

"No," the other guard said, "we've worked together for years!"

"-but you can trust me when I say-"

"I can't, you have the curse that's opposite from mine!"

"I don't care for you at all."

"Well, I… oh… I love you too."

[hb-not-the-pencil]

i dont make comics often but this was too cute.

[emporiannee]

struck by an au idea where tobirama is a medical examiner and izuna is some kinda writer/journalist and they have the worst first meeting over the investigation of a gruesome murder. For weeks, izuna is convinced that tobirama is some kind of dexter type and is actually the murderer and using his medical examiner position to cover it up

[amongasichka]

[exwife-of-frankenstein]

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[strangestarlightmusics]

BBC Source here

[dancinbutterfly]

Holy shit THEY STOLE THE CROWN JEWELS

[aniseandspearmint]

THEY ESCAPED ON A SCOOTER

[amgeryporcupine]

Attempting to warm up ✏️✒️🔋

Anyways, high-school au where madara is a 3rd year student who likes to cross dress as a girl. He's got a crush at 1st year freshman Tobirama Senju, but he's too nervous n awkward while doing so

[oh-no-its-bird]

Early Konoha, Madara researches Senju tradition in order to send Tobirama what basically amounts to hate mail in flower form— but the Senju flowers language is updated every time there's a new Mokuton user, and so his information is incredibly out of date.

What he actually manages to send Tobirama is a very romantic bouquet that speaks of years of yearning, wishes for passion, and forbidden love

Tobirama, who is allergic to normal human communication, very coldly (shyly, in that odd way of his) replies with his own bouquet of quiet, slow love, a confession given in secret, and willingness to give chance to new beginnings.

Only to Madara it reads as returning his "fuck you" bouquet, and he of course replies in kind

Tobirama thinks they're having a forbidden, secret, slow burn romance

Madara thinks they're sending eachother hate mail (and if the Senju is getting more oddly tolerable these days,, we'll, he's not going to stop with his spiteful flowers. That'd mean admitting his loss!)

[jame7t]

I had a dream I invented a little toy or two…

[txttletale]

washington post fact checkers have given this post three out of five pinocchios

[jame7t]

girl what the fuck