Sophisticated Sass

A hodgepodge of fandoms, funniness, and other f words. Follow me? Not much of this is coherent or related, but it makes me laugh and/or smile :)

[wondie-deactivated20180817]

gavin mood board

[september-subtleties]

I don't know why, but I really relate to the one where he's holding the apple and hunk of cheese

[paridise]

this is my last one…. are u a pro or anti sushi person…. are u a pro or anti milk person….. & are u a pro or anti pineapple on pizza person…

[nautilus-shell-deactivated20260]

Bye?

[ottermatopoeia]

[prasejeebus]

Muffy is an icon

[timemachineyeah]

Sometimes I think about the future of self driving cars and how everyone I talk to about that future is like “okay but in an emergency we’ll be able to take back manual control, right?” and I usually placate them by saying, yeah, that’s totally how it’ll happen, but actually we’re already seeing the opposite. Cars with “self driving” features like steering and breaking that kick in and take control from the driver if the driver is about to rear end someone or is in a dangerous situation because the truth is computers can think faster and have better reflexes than us and I think about this going into the future and how if the self-driving cars are able to share their data with each other and learn from the driving experiences of every car on the road soon we’ll have cars that are so massively experienced at driving and avoiding accidents and making microsecond decisions and partial degree turns of the wheels and being so damn precise that automobile accidents will be almost unheard of and that’s when we’ll develop the most wasteful hilarious extreme sport in history where a single human driver will go up against an arena of ultra smart self driving cars and just by driving around recklessly try to coral them into crashing into each other and I tell you I would watch that sport all day.

[aloof-poof]

@timemachineyeah Did you have to take istep too?

[ifallontragedy]

There has been a huge terror attack in İstanbul Atatürk Airport with at least 2 bombs and many gunshots have been heard. If you have any loved ones in the airport or in the city, CALL THEM NOW

[vincent-van-go-away]

How to play "Paranoia"

This is literally the best party game ever ok so here’s what you do:

Everyone sits in a circle

Whoever goes first whispers a question to the person on their right

The person on the right must answer the question out loud. The trick is, no one else in the circle knows the question. 

Next, someone flips a flip-flop up in the air. 

If it lands face up: the asker must say the question out loud to the whole group

If the flip flop lands face down: the asker doesn’t say anything, and everyone in the group is left to wonder what in the world the question was. 

And you go around the circle like that. The best questions have the answers as people. We like to limit it just to people in the circle, too. It just makes it more fun. 

Here are some examples of good questions:

You have to cover someone in the circle completely in peanut butter and lick it all off. Who?

You and one other person must be surgically bound together for the rest of your life. Who is the other person?

You and someone in the circle go in a dark room for 1 hour and do unspeakable things. Who?

the creepy sexual ones are the best, and it’s really fun when you limit it to people in the circle. have fun

[fuckyeahtxtposts]

i hate it when you accidentally pick off a bit of dead skin on your lip and you can’t stop until you’ve peeled your entire face off

[patrickcherub]

All I want is for a boy to look at me and think “wow she is so cute she gives me a boner but I also want to make her soup”

[gothicprep]

one of my coworkers used to work at hollister and she was telling me abt their dress code the other day and it simultaneously sounds made up but isn’t surprising

some highlights:

you have to be tan but you can’t be TOO tan

your hair has to look presentable but it can’t look like you put time or effort into doing it

no noticeable makeup even tho the store is dark as hell

you have to order all your work clothes out of this catalogue and there are specific details abt how you have to wear them (flannels had to be paired with certain shirts, jeans had to be rolled twice and the size of the pant roll thing had to be the width of two fingers)

you could wear flip flops but only Their flip flops, not any inferior brand of flip flops

you couldn’t paint your nails. you could paint your toenails but they had to be red

periodically, some lady would come around the store and quiz them on the dress code

basically they were trying to go for an effortless west coast beach vibe but they couldn’t have possibly put more effort into achieving it

[thenameisgreed]

[notcarriebrads]

is anyone else insecure as hell and seriously worried that no one will ever fall in love with them or is that just a me problem

[animedads-deactivated20210108]

they call me… 7 Knives. because that’s how many knives it takes me to cook things because I keep puttin em in the fuckin sink without thinking about it

[bryko-deactivated20170127]

These are all from the same episode

[a6]

your current interests and personality depends singlehandedly on whether u were a neopets kid or a club penguin kid

[a6]

the alignments:

lawful good: club penguin neutral good: fantage chaotic good: poptropica

lawful neutral: toontown true neutral: marapets chaotic neutral: wizard 101

lawful evil: webkinz neutral evil: gaia online chaotic evil: neopets

[gublernation]

back home at my favorite motel in the world

[september-subtleties]

it cOSTS A SINGLE PERSON THREE THOUSAND NINE HUNDRED FIFTY DOLLARS TO STAY HERE THST IS INSANE WHY ARE THESE CLOWNS SO EXPENSIVE LIKE WHY DO THEY CHARGE SO MUCH TO STAY AT THEIR MOTEL WHY DO CLOSNS EVEN HAVE A MOTEL I HAVE SO MANY QUESTIONS AND NOT EVNOUGH ANSWERS

[somerhalders]

[gublernation]

i 💜 clowns

[tamboochie]

What are y'all allergic to I’m really curious