Cheesy Nachos

Yes I do understand the irony of a former bulimic having a blog title about food. This is mostly my ramblings of anger about life, very little is about cheesy nachos but a life without cheesy nachos is no life at all

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Ah yes the Internet or as I like to call it "who's pissed off at me today for something incredibly trivial"

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I'm like 90% certain the Van Gogh is pronounced like "Van Goch". I think it was on QI. So this isn't right

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this is never going to not be funny 

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Rob Lowe says “that is fucking hilarious” with the straightest face ever

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Bless you, Chris Pratt

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This is the hardest I’ve laughed in so long

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♫♫That’s not something that props can fix…that’s gonna be a little harder to fix.♫♫

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did he break that Mac as well?

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How cool would it be if they made a joker who wasn't obviously messed up

Like it begins with this unknown company suddenly turning up and trying to buy part of Wayne enterprise. The name of the company is like ‘Kerr Industries’. At the same time all these huge large scale crimes start happening and Ll clues point to the guy at the top of Kerr industries. But everyone’s like Mr. Kerr is behind this, he’s far to kind/generous whatever. Mr. Kerr does all this manoeuvring, blames others, is a but controlling/ maliputive and Batmans like, he’s a psychopath but everyone else is like, he’s a businessman he has to be like that. After a while Bruce goes to meet Mr. Kerr as part of business deal. Cut to Bruce entering office - name on desk name sign thing says ‘Joseph Kerr’. Fucked up things still happening. Batman fights a load of bad guy henchman, somehow ends up in Mr. Kerrs office still fighting people. Batman gets knocked out. Wakes up in room - voice can be heard no person. Batman like recognises voice. All this shit goes down explaining everything. Then dramatic reveal Mr. Kerr steps out of the dark showing himself to be behind it all and be the Joker. Explanation of how he managed to hide his psychopathic tendencies through business strategy. He explains plot that will have batman killed or identity revealed. Batman somehow escapes miraculously. Tracks down Mr Kerr, deals with him

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Maybe also have 'Mr. Kerr’ played by some Hollywood hunk Alternative version, have the Joker played by a women. Change Joseph to Josephine. A shortened 'Jo’ works even better then. As long as she’s not reduced to some women of ill dispute, a slave to man and his touch. I want her to be all humanitarian and a strong campaigner of women in the work place. Maybe even have her have been a mother and for some reason her children were killed by batman and this forced her into becoming the joker

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If it was meant to be a comedy, Adam West should be brought back to play a slightly old Batman just so I could have him stroke his chin at the Joker reveal and be like 'Josephine Kerr, Jo Kerr..... The Joker!' In that case Meryl Streep or Emma Thompson should be Josephine Kerr and like Rowan Atkinson or weird al as robin If it was to be serious I don't know who I'd want to be batman but I think Tom Hiddleston would make a great Joker

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How cool would it be if they made a joker who wasn't obviously messed up

Like it begins with this unknown company suddenly turning up and trying to buy part of Wayne enterprise. The name of the company is like ‘Kerr Industries’. At the same time all these huge large scale crimes start happening and Ll clues point to the guy at the top of Kerr industries. But everyone’s like Mr. Kerr is behind this, he’s far to kind/generous whatever. Mr. Kerr does all this manoeuvring, blames others, is a but controlling/ maliputive and Batmans like, he’s a psychopath but everyone else is like, he’s a businessman he has to be like that. After a while Bruce goes to meet Mr. Kerr as part of business deal. Cut to Bruce entering office - name on desk name sign thing says 'Joseph Kerr’. Fucked up things still happening. Batman fights a load of bad guy henchman, somehow ends up in Mr. Kerrs office still fighting people. Batman gets knocked out. Wakes up in room - voice can be heard no person. Batman like recognises voice. All this shit goes down explaining everything. Then dramatic reveal Mr. Kerr steps out of the dark showing himself to be behind it all and be the Joker. Explanation of how he managed to hide his psychopathic tendencies through business strategy. He explains plot that will have batman killed or identity revealed. Batman somehow escapes miraculously. Tracks down Mr Kerr, deals with him

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Maybe also have 'Mr. Kerr' played by some Hollywood hunk Alternative version, have the Joker played by a women. Change Joseph to Josephine. A shortened 'Jo' works even better then. As long as she's not reduced to some women of ill dispute, a slave to man and his touch. I want her to be all humanitarian and a strong campaigner of women in the work place. Maybe even have her have been a mother and for some reason her children were killed by batman and this forced her into becoming the joker

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How cool would it be if they made a joker who wasn't obviously messed up

Like it begins with this unknown company suddenly turning up and trying to buy part of Wayne enterprise. The name of the company is like 'Kerr Industries'. At the same time all these huge large scale crimes start happening and Ll clues point to the guy at the top of Kerr industries. But everyone's like Mr. Kerr is behind this, he's far to kind/generous whatever. Mr. Kerr does all this manoeuvring, blames others, is a but controlling/ maliputive and Batmans like, he's a psychopath but everyone else is like, he's a businessman he has to be like that. After a while Bruce goes to meet Mr. Kerr as part of business deal. Cut to Bruce entering office - name on desk name sign thing says 'Joseph Kerr'. Fucked up things still happening. Batman fights a load of bad guy henchman, somehow ends up in Mr. Kerrs office still fighting people. Batman gets knocked out. Wakes up in room - voice can be heard no person. Batman like recognises voice. All this shit goes down explaining everything. Then dramatic reveal Mr. Kerr steps out of the dark showing himself to be behind it all and be the Joker. Explanation of how he managed to hide his psychopathic tendencies through business strategy. He explains plot that will have batman killed or identity revealed. Batman somehow escapes miraculously. Tracks down Mr Kerr, deals with him

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My future wife better do Monica and Ross' "The Routine" with me as our first dance otherwise I'll be divorcing her there and then

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More people should message me. Not for any good reason. I just enjoy making people feel as constantly bored with everything and everyone as I do

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If it’s not covered in three inches of melted cheese, we’re not interested.

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Actual image from the first Village People Concert

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Kitty getting ready for a hunt

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That's no kitty, it's a dragon. I suggest giving it the name 'Toothless' and making a movie about how to train it

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Ive found dory, ive found nemo, yet I still haven't found myself

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Just going to leave this cracker here

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HAVING SEX WITH YOU IS REALLY DISAPPOINTING

I shout at my hand

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Me

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How about some celebrities stop arguing about what someone may or may not have done or said and actually use their power, money, connections and media weight to bring attention to something other than their pathetic, secluded, out of touch lives

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Memes about nemo should be called memos

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What are you talking about you idiot memo is already a word. Memo like reminder for something

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Wait shit that's my own post