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@seraph-celinette
OOC: Hello and welcome to my RP blog. This is Celinette, my seraph OC. A little info about her:
- books 10/10
- stars ♾️/10
- she/her
- seraph apprentice
- blue 💙
- usually reading
- messy
- introverted, but can talk about stars for hours
- ADHD
- skirts and dresses > pants
- hair up > hair down
No longer a Lutual, sadly. My blogs are no longer apart of the Lutualverse. I have yet to adapt all my blogs, but I believe the bios and pinned posts are all fixed. I will not be deleting former Lutualverse interactions from my blogs, since that would take days. But these interactions are NOT canon anymore.
- Ray
OOC: Tara is another seraph, whom will be relevant later on lmao.
Celinette took a deep breath, mentally preparing herself, before knocking on Willow's door and walking in.
She shuts the door behind her and quietly waits for Willow to notice her. The apprentice's eyes dart over the room. It was messy and chaotic, but somehow cozy.
- @seraph-celinette
Without looking up from her project, Willow instructed Celinette.
Hey, Celinette. Third shelf on your right. Blue bottle. You know the prescription.
She ran a hand through her hair, before focusing on the thing in front of her. Smoke was coming off of it. This should be good.
Celinette nodded and took the bottle Willow had mentioned, before turning to leave. Right before exiting, she glanced over her shoulder and smiled.
The door creaked as she closed it, leaving Willow alone with her mystery project.
I forgot you existed until Vox mentioned you
Good. Celinette continues reading her 17th book of the day.
What do you think about Sarai?
... She's nice.
AWWWW YOURE SO CUTE
1. What's your sexuality?
2. Will you date me?
3. Do you prefer cuddles or kisses?
Celinette mumbles a thank you before dissapearing into her room.
(OOC: the shy bean isn't to good at answering questions, so i'll answer for you :3
1. Celinette is pansexual and asexual
2. She's currently not interested in dating
3. Cuddles and hugs are her thing, but she'd prefer to just read a book in silence together.)
You look like you're afraid of your own shadow
Celinette pretends she didn't hear Anon and reads her book to avoid social interaction.
(OOC: She's afraid of her own full seraph form so i guess that's pretty much the same)
Are you afraid of people, you seemed nervous during the showcase
W-what, no! Celinette opens her book and holds it in front of her face.
The only stove in the hotel exploded and it'll be two weeks before anyone can come look at it. Do you have any propane grills you could recommend in the meantime? ...Preferably that sell to... Well... Hell...
@ask-vaggie
Heh heh, Why sure, what you need is the Vogner Charking Imperial. Not only will it cook a steak or burger to perfection, but propane is a clean burning fuel so you'll taste the meat and not the heat. Now let me know if Lucifer needs some propane to run the flames down there. It'll be a clean burning Hell, I tell you h'what.
Thanks. I'll look into that.
Oh, uh... @ask-the-king-of-hell Did you need any... Uh... You know what, the floor is yours, actually.
Now that's just insulting.
I didn't break every bone in my body plummeting from the sky just to burn my kingdom with propane.
Now gotdangit, Lucifer, propane is the most efficient burning fuel source there is.
There's a very strong difference between literal magic and the pathetic party tricks you... What did you call yourself? You "Texans" use.
Now listen here, twigboy, propane would make your magic look like a damp dying cigarette, I tell you h'what. Now do I have to kick your ass or are you done being asinine?
Let’s simmer down before we have to add this to the timeline.
"... I don't say this often... but I'm too fucking high for this..." She then fell back asleep in the trash pile that has become her life.
Sera is going to blame me for all of this, I just know it.-🗡
Blame you for what, again?
For reality warpers fighting with the king of hell...and each other...🌙
*Raids the hotel’s kitchen of all snacks while everyone is bickering.*
Heh. Idiots. -💅🏼
Did you think I wouldn’t see your interaction with Sadie?
Now you pay.
This ain’t about her. Leave me to my rightfully stolen bag of shredded cheese. -💅🏼
You heard the bitch. No killing canon characters, Peter.
Oh look!! The other characters are in 2D!! How fun, I bet I can do that to!!
... That's not right
Ah, there we go. I've still got it!
...Does your head regenerate too? Or is this like a mercy kill kinda situation? Assisted suicide? Violent protest? Either way, count me in chica!!!!
Hmmm... No... But you might catch various STDs!
(Especially if I get ahold of this so-called Dickmaster™)
Why…why are there so many more of you?
Can I see the tentacles for science?
“HEY! ONLY I CAN INSPECT THAT BITCH FOR SCIENCE!!”
Young lady, back to bed.
A: "Pssst, Milan, my girlfriend's got tentacles, too! Wanna swap tips and tricks later? For science?"
“Ass, shut up.”
…
“And it’s not weird! It’s perfectly normal! I’m sure plenty of people, angels, winners and sinners alike have them! They’re just not talking about it!”
A: "Aw, babe, don't be like that! I never said they were weird! I said I'd never seen anything like them before, that's all! I'm just trying to step up my game!" *waggles eyebrows* "Trust me, my sweet seraph, you'll be more than pleased with the results!"
*blink blink* “Tonight I’m cuddling with Shamira. You’re sleeping in the halo.”
What in the HERE happened?!-⚫
Celinette slowly walks in, before squeaking and running out of the room.
for @informist, Avery
Promenade party: Seraphim Showcase
Members of the Seraphim Council and Apprentices, all attending winners and angels of Heaven. It is my great honor to welcome you to such an important weekly event as the Promenade Party. We gather here to introduce the Seraphim of Heaven to the new arrivals, to share significant news, and to provide you with the opportunity to fill your heart with joy and make new friends.
Let's commence with the Seraphim Showcase. *She smiles graciously and unfolds her wings.* My name is Sera, I am the Head of the Seraphim Council. *She motions for Shamira to come forward.* And this is Shamira, my devoted guardian angel. She serves the Will of Heaven and will protect its magnificent Light.
*Sera gestures to Sarai and moves away, giving her a place on stage.*
@seraphim-sarai
Sarai takes her place on stage, appearing stoic and dignified.
“Greetings, souls of Heaven,” she addressed the crowd, “I am Sarai, Apprentice to the Seraphim. We hope you find the various activities we have planned to your liking. Our Joybringer, Emily, has put much thought into this event and-“
She spots Ava in the crowd, losing her train of thought.
She sees his troubled glare, feeling heat rise in her cheeks as she remembers that she must talk with him. But how to do that? It was already going to be difficult to deal with Milan, but at least that Exorcist was too high to attend the party.
“We…uh…” she falters, covering her face with her wings, “I would like to introduce you to my fellow Seraph Apprentice, Celinette, a new member of our cohort.”
She moves aside for Celinette to make her introduction.
@seraph-celinette
The seraph apprentice nervously steps forward, her wings twitching. Celinette stares at the crowd and freezes. "What if I mess up? Shit, shit shit." She realises they're waiting for her to speak.
"... Hello. I'm Celinette. I like stars. And I hope you like heaven."
The seraph stammers quietly. She squeaks nervously before moving away, making place for Adina.
@seraphim-adina
It is time Peter, time to join the Father Mould and complete the Family Guy.
- @ask-retep
Retep. We meet again.
I always knew this day would come.
You will not succeed. I will never give in. You will not be my undoing.
This isn't even 1% of my power, Peter, it is time for you to end and be absorbed!
I never wanted it to end this way, Retep, but you have forced my hand…
…You may be strong, but I have the hehehehehehs!!!
Oof.
My body…I have weakened? How?
Simple, Peter, it was I, I created the great deceivers, the violent ones who tread on this universe as interlopers. The moment you sought to destroy them is the moment I won. When you banned them to the void their essence returned to me and all the chaos they caused merged with my being. I am the darkness incarnate and I will swallow the light.
Eheheheheh swallow
Heheheh-
Ssshhhh…aghhhh!!!
No! I cannot let you take over! I must protect this universe…whatever it takes…
Heheheheheh (sobs).
Retep, you may have invaded Heaven and Hell, but I tell you h'what I won't let you invade the great state of Texas with your asinine plans! I'm gonna kick your ass...
Bobby, stay in the Truck.
(Gasp)
Hank Hill?
I thought you were only a myth, a legend…
What…what is this?
Stay outta this, gas jockey! You don't know the forces you're messing with!
[Retep sighs]
I guess it's time to reveal my next form!
@ask-peter! Use the secret technique! Hurry!
Heheheheh
POCKET SAND!
AGH!
[Retep aims through the sand damaged eyes and throws a ball of dark energy at Hank, in an attempt to get him out of the way.]
[Hank gets knocked back against his truck.]
Bwah...!
[Just then a rumbling is heard from inside the truck. And the self-righteous scream of a 13 year old Texas native rings out like an explosion.]
That's...my...purse...I don't know YOU!
Bobby! Get back!
[Hank shouts at Bobby causing him to swiftly retreat to the truck.]
It's time, Retep, time to end this, I tell you h'what!
Peter, I need five minutes! Keep him distracted while I charge The Blue Flame of Valor!
You got it, Hank!
Heheheheh, hey @ask-retep! Have you not heard? It was my understanding that everyone had heard...
BIRD IS THE WORD!
[Hank summons a flame in each hand, they glow orange not yet charged with the heat of valor. Hanks eyes are fixed on the woozy and distracted Retep.]
By the power of propane and the earth grant my flame the Valor to destroy this evil.
Get off my plane of existence, buddy!
Road House!
(Kicks Retep.)
Nice try, Peter, but you are only delaying the inevitable, you and the Texan are ants to me. Eheheheh
[Retep pushes Peter away and turns his head to face Hank, the flames in his hands growing.]
I don't think so, Hank.
(As Hank is hit, the flames fly from his hand and Peter catches them.)
Lutuals! Lend me your power! Retep must be defeated once and for all!
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@xxcrazylutexx @wittepain @informist @canibalistic-brownie @kambiteydragon
@texanredrose
Empowered by the mighty Lutuals, Peter charges the blue flame and hurls it towards Retep.
“BEGONE THOT”
Impossible! I can’t be defeated, I’m the perfect being! I’ll be back, Peter. As long as you exist, I exist! I’ll be ba…c…k…
[Retep’s voice fades as if it were a whisper on the wind. With it, all the evil he had wrought is destroyed. Thanks to the valiant efforts of the two god-like sitcom dads Retep is but a memory of a nightmare quickly fading as the world awakes to a new day.]
Holy crap! He’s dead!
The universe is saved!
Hey
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@exorcist-timpani
@exorcist-ray
@exorcist-ava
@exorcist-milan420
@virginia-exorcist
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I saved the universe.
Heheheheheh
... Do I know you?
