Hi, How are you?

m/20, Graphic Design major, from TN, USA.

[snorlaxatives]

all memes aside, the first two shrek movies are literally and unironically good ass films i’m being deadass serious

[bimulder-deactivated20250518]

mark hamill surprised adam scott on jimmy kimmel and its???? the cutest thing i’ve ever seen in my life???

[yourstrulymyself]

This might be the best costume I’ve seen this year.

oc: She wanted to be her Grandma for Halloween🎃🎃👻

[bustyyspicee]

Awwwwwwwwwwwww 💓😍😍

[justcariii]

Best one she wins

[akemigirasol]

Everything about this picture is adorable.

[akvela]

This is so cute !

[gunvolt]

im going to have a stroke

[prideling]

Instead try… Person A: You know… the thing Person B: The “thing”? Person A: Yeah, the thing with the little-! *mutters under their breath* Como es que se llama esa mierda… THE FISHING ROD

[artykyn]

As someone with multiple bilingual friends where English is not the first language, may I present to you a list of actual incidents I have witnessed:

Forgot a word in Spanish, while speaking Spanish to me, but remembered it in English. Became weirdly quiet as they seemed to lose their entire sense of identity.

Used a literal translation of a Russian idiomatic expression while speaking English. He actually does this quite regularly, because he somehow genuinely forgets which idioms belong to which language. It usually takes a minute of everyone staring at him in confused silence before he says “….Ah….. that must be a Russian one then….”

Had to count backwards for something. Could not count backwards in English. Counted backwards in French under her breath until she got to the number she needed, and then translated it into English.

Meant to inform her (French) parents that bread in America is baked with a lot of preservatives. Her brain was still halfway in English Mode so she used the word “préservatifes.” Ended up shocking her parents with the knowledge that apparently, bread in America is full of condoms.

Defined a slang term for me……. with another slang term. In the same language. Which I do not speak.

Was talking to both me and his mother in English when his mother had to revert to Russian to ask him a question about a word. He said “I don’t know” and turned to me and asked “Is there an English equivalent for Нумизматический?” and it took him a solid minute to realize there was no way I would be able to answer that. Meanwhile his mom quietly chuckled behind his back.

Said an expression in English but with Spanish grammar, which turned “How stressful!” into “What stressing!”

Bilingual characters are great but if you’re going to use a linguistic blunder, you have to really understand what they actually blunder over. And it’s usually 10x funnier than “Ooops it’s hard to switch back.”

[thebestoftumbling]

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[missinglinc]

DRAG HIM

[kimshinegyu]

SHE DID THAT

[woahspace]

She did T H A T

[seaweed-butch]

LOOK AT THIS LEGEND 

[thegreatsapphicvein]

[Caption: The script at the top reads, “This 13 year old comedian basically spent a minute building up to a Donald Trump drag and I love her for it”

Audio Transcript: Lori Mae Hernandez: America’s Got Talent!  This is amazing!  I wouldn’t have missed this for the world!  I even turned down a really big job to be here.  Yeah, have you ever seen Disney Channel?  Well I was gonna babysit two little girls who really like Disney Channel.  Let’s talk about that for a minute, I am not a high school graduate, I haven’t even been to high school. I don’t have a driver’s license, I can’t even sit in the front seat.  I’m still on safety scissors people.  My only qualification to be a babysitter is that I used to be a baby.  I mean that’s cr*zy.  That’s like saying, “Hey you’re sick a lot, you wanna be my doctor?” or “Weren’t you the host of a reality show? You wanna be president of the United States?“]

[daverdad]

the entire lord of the rings from the rings perspective

[billywick]

hand hand river dirt gollum hobbits pockets pockets finger envelope fire hand neck neck finger hobbits neck neck neck pocket finger LAVA

[tenkaichibudokai]

[steviepsyclone]

The moment people were like “oh shit water benders”

[el-aurian-deactivated20200313]

I really loved this episode though, it was an established theme in the show that firebenders are associated with death and waterbenders are associated with life and healing, and up to this point it all seemed so clear-cut, because fire obviously destroys everything in its path while water can put out fires and heals, as we’ve seen particularly in Katara’s case with her natural healing ability.  

Then we meet Hama, who due to years of torture and hatred has found a way to turn the classic gentler waterbending ways into a weapon of destruction and manipulation, and honestly I can’t think of a better way to introduce people to the fact that things are never as clear cut as they seem.  We’ve thought of waterbenders as the good guys up until this point, so it’s jarring to find out that no, despite stereotypes and traditions, there are always going to be good and bad people in every culture/group, but that’s the point of the entire show.

It’s revisited later too when Aang and Zuko find the Sun Warriors who teach them firebending is not just about death and destruction, but also about bringing warmth to the earth and making plants grow and both Aang and Zuko needed to hear that they weren’t just instruments of destruction and gain confidence from the idea of using firebending to create life and I love it I love this show so much.

[lgbtqpjo]

People need to realize that there’s a difference between straight people and Straight People™

[thehumorousace]

Straight person: Hey, you got a new haircut. Looks really good.

Straight Person™: No homo, but your haircut looks good on you.

In case you were confused 👌

[thesoftgrape]

Just like how there are white people who are gay and then there are the White Gays

[racefaker]

White people who are gay: “I’m gay.”

White Gays: “I can’t believe I got accused of racism after calling that person a racial slur! I mean, I know what racism looks like because I’ve been discriminated for my sexuality. How is me being racist even possible? I’M GAY!”

[lena-luthor]

[lesbianpeachs]

Lmao all the angry White and Straight people in the comments, keep reblogging

[ggghosties]

neurotypical: i don’t have any mental illnesses or disorders Neurotypical™: Happiness is a choice!! ✨✨Have you tried yoga? Drink more water and eat kale ✨✨

[exomoon]

cis person: i identify completely as my assigned gender Cis Person™: It doesn’t matter what you identify as, cause you still have Female Genitals! I’m not being offensive!! Read a book on Human Biology! 🚹🚺

[livebloggingmydescentintomadness]

men: I identify as male.

Men™: feminazis ruin everything, get back in the kitchen and make me a sandwich bitch

[gonecryptidhunting-moved]

atheists: I don’t believe in god or identify with a religion

Atheists™: Don’t fucking talk to me if you believe in God. Open your closed-fucking-minds!! (usually targeted towards Christians)

[phil-of-the-phuture]

nice guys: hey I know when not to invade someone’s space and I totally respect boundaries

Nice Guys™: IVE BEEN YOUR FRIEND FOR A MONTH AND NOW YOURE TELLING ME YOU DONT WANT TO FUCK ME ???? WHAT IS THE POINT OF WOMEN IF YOURE NOT HAVING SEX WITH ME?

[maneth985]

this post got all kinds of better since I last saw it

[spottytonguedog]

This post is perfection across the board.

[lilkittynellie-deactivated20240]

feminist: I believe in equality for everything between the sexes

Feminist™: ALL MEN ARE ASSHOLES AND SHOULD DIE! WE DONT NEED ANY OF THEM ANYWAYS AND THEY NEVER DO ANYTHING GOOD FOR US!!

[seereethepagan]

Christian: I believe in God and his son Jesus

Christian™: We must Obey Bible In Everything and Take It Literally and if you don’t do it you’re Going To Hell! I’m praying for you to find God and have your sins Forgiven! Other religions are from Satan and So Is Atheism!

[babyanimalgifs]

[vrgnmry]

WHY DID THIS HAVE TO END

[saysomethingsurreal]

OH MY GODDDDDDDDDDD

[lenncoco]

@seraphswansong

[isaacmarionsbigwords]

Let it pour from the heavens, that hot dark rain! Bathe me in red! I will drink the wine of their sacrifice!

[alexander]

i choked reading this

[earendil-was-a-mariner]

Smeagol’s desire for the ring: 9/10

Smeagol’s desire to annoy Sam: 10/10

[6balls]

i witnessed the most fascinating thing today imo…my 4th grade art class were talking while they did their work and one of them was like “if you work hard all your life…….it means NOTHING” and their response was to all crack up and start running with this bit like. “you work all your life on an oil painting. the mayor comes in. he says ‘i didn’t even ask you to do that painting.’” they kept going giving examples of nothing mattering and laughing hysterically. they’re 9. like, we think OUR humor is depressing or w/e, how are THEY going to be

[certified-p0ser]

Millennials are depressed but the Gen Z kids are straight up nihilists

[casdcan]

real talk my mom never invaded my privacy, always knocked and waited for my “come in” instead of barging into my room, never tried to read my texts or journals or notes, and I always came to her with sensitive subjects; to the point of telling her I lost my virginity the /day/ I lost my virginity

what I’m saying is: respect your kids’ privacy and they will come to you with shit you’re worried about them doing

[lookskindadeadinside]

take it from someone raised the opposite; not respecting your kid’s privacy and rooting thru all of their shit, making them feel paranoid etc, will just turn them into a very good liar who withholds everything/makes up convincing stories and is really good at hiding things from you right under your nose.

[glitched-glitch-deactivated2026]

Everytime I remember that dreamworks made The Prince of Egypt I feel so weird cause there must have been a dimensional hiccup in the timeline. How else could you go from not only the best religious film ever made, but also one of the best films ever made. And then make Boss Baby.

[blackness-by-your-side]

white people think the world belongs to them… however, what goes around, comes around

[clamchowdurr-deactivated2022040]

God is good

[thecherrywinehouse-deactivated2]

🙌🏾

[kenyanxgyal-deactivated20191123]

Look at the animal kingdom doing the lords work

[vibraniumacrylicpowder]

Amen Hallelujah, won’t He do it.

[thepinkcornmoon-deactivated2018]

the circle of life 👌

[iheartmoscato-deactivated202603]

Whatever you do comes back 3 fold

[prettyboyshyflizzy]

Natural selection

[buzzfeeduk]

[reibeibei]

I absolutely love children

[25th-hokage-deactivated20180619]

I’m the hotdog girl