Serena Van Der Woodsen Sucks

A blog dedicated to the lameness that is Serena Van Der Woodsen. Disclaimer: The content of this blog is based solely on the character of Serena and not the actress that portrays her on Gossip Girl. =]

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

now that trump has tiktok, twitter, facebook and insta in his pocket, get ready for a massive wave of internet censorship. one of trump's greatest weapons has always been misinformation; it's going to become harder and harder to spread facts and criticism going forward. posts that aren't made invisible will be magically ignored by the algorithm. dissidents will have their accounts deleted and voices erased.

this is a suppression tactic. this is another stage of fascism.

[serenavanderwoodsensucks]

FUCK YOU PUSSSYSSS

You know what, you all hate her because you wanna be her. So stop pretending youre better than her because you arent. I believe that if you get the chance to have that life you would get it without complaining. So go fuck your selves loosers

[serenavanderwoodsensucks]

Please set her on fire

I’m re-watching the entire show for the third time, #noregrets - oh, other than Serena. 

I’ve got one of my friends to watch the show for the first time, and she LOVES Serena and I’m all like holla girlllllll can’t wait to watch that change, and my friend is all like no way Serena is great and I’m like pls kill S.VDW with fire and lava like right now. 

Just finished season 3 and I hate her so much. So much. I found this website when I watched the show for the second time, and I just got so p*ssed off at her that I typed, “I HATE SERENA VAN DER WOODSEN”

ERG BITCH BE SRS YOU A HO 

[serenavanderwoodsensucks]

I'm so happy this exists, I just started watching Gossip Girl, I'm on season 3 and she's just the most basic, incompetent, conceded stupidest pieces of shit I have had the displeasure of viewing. I'm a little worried that you hate Blair but I guess I'll just keep watching

Yeah, you gotta keep watching for the Blair shit. It's disappointing.

[serenavanderwoodsensucks]

Just read waaaaay far back on this blog, took it all in and your responses are perfection and we could legit be friends. I don't understand why the writers let their lead become such an unlikeable parasite? Also I noticed that you don't support Chair THANK GOD only stupid naive 14 year olds would think that abusive, rinsed to death, cringefest is romantic.

I love you.

[serenavanderwoodsensucks]

Honestly I hate Agnus. Like really.

Ditto. Like, you have no idea the things I would have done if I were Jenny in the scene where Agnes burns her designs.

[serenavanderwoodsensucks]

i'm finally on the 6th season, just started it but every fucking episode i hate her more and more like really you're gonna fucking have sex with dan just bc you think everything's about you alksdjflkJLAKDJSLKJFKLAJSLFJ IW ANT TO MRUDRER OYU???#?,3KSDFAGASDF

Basically.

[serenavanderwoodsensucks]

I'm watching the episode when she throws Jenny a party. enough said

Lol, yeah, and then she flees to Spain without telling her mom, because, hey, why not?

[serenavanderwoodsensucks]

I don't hate S because she sleeps around or whatever. I hate her because she's a manipulative, lying, cheating, and over all bad person. She's just as bad as C and B, but at least they own up to it. S like to pretend she's a good person when really she's just as bad, and possibly worse than her friends. She has a saint complex and that shit drives me insane.

perfect ask is perfect

[serenavanderwoodsensucks]

I watch a lot of TV.

Which show would you like me to make fun of next?

[serenavanderwoodsensucks]

Lol, a lot of you have issues with the way S pouts her lips or whatever.

I really didn't think anyone but my mom noticed that. 

[serenavanderwoodsensucks]

Just finished season 3 and Im literally done. Serena has ruined GG for me. Because of her I cannot watch another episode or I may lose my sanity. Hate her sooo much. SLUTTTTTTTTTTTTTT

Eventually GG will ruin GG for you. Gossipception.

[serenavanderwoodsensucks]

So glad to find this. I hate her more than any character in any show. I just started watching and on the very beginning of season 2. I don't understand how she can say to Dan 'Let's be friends' then completely turn around and pit the whole school against him. I'm not a big fan of Dan but really Serena, do you have to be such a manipulative, self consumed fucking bitch?

In any show? Damn.

[serenavanderwoodsensucks]

IS THIS BITCH SERIOUS RN SHES TRYING TO RATIONALIZE THIS ( same season four anon)

Still don't know what you're talking about, but amused by your rage.

[serenavanderwoodsensucks]

HOLY FUCKING SHIT IM ON SEASON FOUR AND THAT THING HAPPENED AND HOLY SHIT I HATE THAT DUCK FACED BLOND BITCH

I don't remember what happened, but LOL.

[serenavanderwoodsensucks]

I realized that Serena is one of the biggest Mary Sues on TV. -_-

She's a Cancer in Gossip Girl and a Virgo IRL. Do with that useless information what you will. 

[serenavanderwoodsensucks]

Why is it that every guy S talks to for 5 minutes is "so in love" with her & willing to risk everything for someone theyve been with for a day? Dan(stepbrother), Nate(in a relationship w Blair for years), Gabriel(Con artist ending scam for her), Tripp(Married congressman risking his wife & job), Colin(Professor risking job), etc; These writers suck at having characters develop understandable feelings, instead every man is obsessed with SVW after one night together! (Literally)

She has a magical vagina.