[thecoolcatgang]

serendipisly:

“You uh…you see the way that suitcase is looking over there? All but shaking it’s about to burst moneymaker? Yeah…”

That’s all my jacket and jean combinations though. I’ve got sunglasses to go with each of those. I almost  couldn’t fit the shoes in there. I could  switch out the red and white for the maroon set…

[serendipisly-blog]

“I hate to be the one to break it to you, but you’re going to have to recycle through looks at a quick rate and find new looks out of the same pieces of clothes if you’re trying to take just one suitcase. I can try and help you work some magic though but don’t forget, my letter never came so I can't promise a miracle."

[thecoolcatgang]

“Not too sure what i’m pissed off the most about right now. All of these goddamn vocabulary words my shitty ass teacher expects me to know for this exam or that today is Friday the 12th. I’m NOT studying this shit.” 

[serendipisly-blog]

"Oh but, you are you little ball of too much anger for one small package. None of that ‘but the stars aren’t in alignment’ excuses.’ You’re totally studying this shit.

[thecoolcatgang]

I’m going to be real. I have no idea how to pack for this if my whole closet can’t fit in a suitcase.

[serendipisly-blog]

“You uh…you see the way that suitcase is looking over there? All but shaking it’s about to burst moneymaker? Yeah…”

[thia--grace]

I didn’t like Beauty and the Beast. Power Rangers was so much better.

[serendipisly-blog]

If I was more like my sister, those might just be fighting words.

Although, I will admit I have yet to see Power Rangers because I was too busy going for yet again another sit through of Beauty and the Beast so I can’t judge them comparatively. But still, I can’t pinpoint a place where Beauty and the Beast failed really - unless a person also hated the original I just don’t see it.

[chloebennet4]

@chloebennet4: Stealth w/ @aus10nichols

[tastefullyoffensive]

(via blessthenasty / MetroUK)

[serendipisly-blog]

i really hope to get back into the swing of things soon but between ten thousand things happening at home all the time and no working charger for my laptop currently (and zero muse for nearly everything i have in existence) it's been rough. there's also absoutely zilch space for skype on my phone but i do attempt to come on here every so often so if anyone needs me, best bet is to send something here and i'll see it eventually

[timotheschalamet-deactivated201]

[daisysquakesss]

[putalittleloveonme]

Chloe Bennet singing and dancing Shout Out To My Ex by Little Mix while fitting for Agents Of Shield. Bonus: 

[morganalefays]

[serendipisly-blog]

wrestlerbeck:

I’ll make sure to plan for Christmas earlier next year. Or get someone to sit on the line for me like people do when the new iPhone comes out. Don’t need much else apart from saying the word ‘cookie’ for him to riot, though. When he’s paying attention and not blinded by all the shiny decorations strung up around us. He’s already better behaved than that demon cat of Spike’s when it comes to ornaments.

I’m sure you’ve done the best you could manage with the small time you had to work with and he luckily hasn’t grown tired of waiting around in what probably feels like the same exact spot to him. I’ve never understood waiting in line for a phone. A book yes but a phone? If he does get fussy, I can take him to the little play area malls have and watch over him while you wait in line or better, I can just stay here and read while you take him to play. Get some father son time. He seems to be enjoying himself so far at least though.

[serendipisly-blog]

Isla ✉ Beck

Beck: Taking shortcuts is what bad tumblr masterposts lead people to.

Beck: Kinda. Don't know how much good wanting to be away from his mom is doing to us.

Beck: Me and Dec.

Beck: Who?

Beck: Weird cat.

Beck: Eeyup.

Isla: I know it's hard to be civil with people who wrong you but at the end of the day, it should all be about Dec, right?

Isla: There's probably many options to choose from that would still give you the distance from his mother that you want while not in a sense, punishing Declan in the process.

Isla: Just..Google it. Or try and pick up the habit of checking out CNN once in awhile.

Isla: He's not weird.

Isla: RD might be second best but I absolutely love her voice actress. Ashleigh is the epitome of cool.

[serendipisly-blog]

Isla ✉ Beck

Beck: It is in a college town I'd say. Nobody likes a warm beer.

Beck: And everybody else is too lazy to wait for their own to be made.

Beck: I guess. Someone wrote brown eyes once in my cup. I didn't think it was particularly clever.

Beck: Guess I don't really know how to make the best out of the time we have. Like, between school and travelling and all. I wouldn't want Dec to grow up with a nanny.

Beck: Not sure what or who a Kim is, but that cat is weird. Always rubbing up on me.

Beck: Second best?

Isla [unsent]: But it's just..frozen water??

Isla: Laziness is like a plague. There's a relaxing for a bit kind of lazy and then there's a too far level people seem to be addicted to taking it.

Isla: Have you ever thought of transferring to a school closer to him?

Isla: You don't know who the North Korean...oh boy.

Isla: Rubbing against someone shows that they trust them enough to request a scratch or a rub.

Isla: Big Mac is first best.

[serendipisly-blog]

Isla ✉ Beck

Beck: I guess. Just gotta have enough ice to go with most drinks. Ice is too freaking expensive around.

Beck: What other names have they given you? I know a coffee artist of theirs or two and they already get me mine without asking, tbh.

Beck: Dunno if I want him to be flying all over the place, is all. Is that good for kids? Does he even count as a kid? He's too young. Too small.

Beck: I'm a dumb boy for more reasons than just S'bucks drinks.

Beck: But thanks.

Beck: Jov rates his own puke 8.5. But that came out mean and no disrespect to your voice but his tastes.

Beck: He picked them out himself! With some nudging.

Beck: His backpack looks ace though.

Isla: Frozen water is expensive? Just get yourself a mini fridge's freezer size ice cube tray for the dorm room and ta-dah, you'd be set.

Isla: The name Beck is a whole lot easier to get correct than Isla though. I've spelled it for a few before and still received some mucked up name when it's handed off to me. Honestly, I'm near convinced most do it on purpose.

Isla: There's other means of transportation besides flying, you could have him put on a train / go and take the train with him or meet someone half way driving or train wise to cut the time. Even when hard, there's always a way to work something out.

Isla: Jovi is probably offended by his own throw up, he's too regal for such peasant matters. He's probably the Kim Jong's of cats in the sense of bodily fluids and functions.

Isla: I'll have to get him something RD then. I must support the upbringing of a child loving the second best pony.

[wrestlerbeck]

Why would so many people wait until the Eve to get their picture taken with Santa? This blows.

[serendipisly-blog]

I would turn the same question back onto you but you only just got him and had no other choice so you can have a free pass this time. Everyone else on the other hand…they all suck and probably already ate all of the cookies they were supposed to leave out for Santa and are now trying to stall him. I think we should help Declan organize his first ever riot.

[serendipisly-blog]

Isla ✉ Beck

Beck: Snapback's off to you. More people should share that thought now that we're in college.

Beck: I'm partial to having a phone number scribbled on my cup rather than my own name but that's just me. And I'm not any good at blending anything that's not fruits and protein.

Beck: Dad could probably add us two to his frequent flier thing, but do I really wanna have him flying over every other weekend? He's too young for that.

Beck: At least I got Christmas Eve.

Beck: You're like, welcome if you wanna stop by and coo over how much he doesn't look like me. Even if he does.

Isla: Blend up some fruit for a morning smoothie. You can never go wrong there.

Isla: Another mark against Starbucks is I enjoy when my name is spelled correctly and not whatever they decide they heard or want to write.

Isla: You could try for more time than just every other weekend. Split the months up evenly to where he's with you two weeks and there two weeks. Or just see what a judge feels is fair and best for Declan.

Isla: You might be a dumb boy who likes numbers scrawled on his takeaway cups but from the little I know, I think you're a good parent to him and that's what matters most. You shouldn't have to miss out just because you decided to go off to college for yourself and for his future.

Isla: I would like that. I'll make sure to fit it into the planning. I promise to bring my best cooing voice. Jov rates it 11/10.

Isla: You've turned him into a total Dashie lover, right?