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@thecoolcatgang
ej-bedford:
“What is wrong with you, Collier?” The blond looked to his companion with a mix of disgust and confusion, “I ask to borrow one umbrella and suddenly you’re softer than marshmallow?”
“To some extent, I thought I could be civil.” He clenched the umbrella in his hand tightly, turning aside to mask how quick the other guy had gotten under his skin. “But I retract my statement. I need this actually. Get soaked for all I care.”
sloane-ketterling:
She felt the twinge at the corner of her lips but fought against it, staring up at him, “I may be your editorial adviser and an English professor by trade but it’s forty percent.” She could faintly smell his cologne and it was calming, reminding her of lazy late Saturday mornings. “You know, a hundred percent minus sixty…”
He paused, corrected. Biting down his laugh he simply cocked his head to the side. “Huh, my mistake then.” He’d have to save the snippiness until later when they were at home. She couldn’t get away from that one. “Thanks for the quick lesson. Got anything more to share before class?”
sloane-ketterling:
“Oh,” she paused, squinting slightly as she looked up at the sky. It was easier to be near him in the open with the excuse of rain. They’d needed a lot of excuses lately. “Are you sure?” she asked, her eyes returning to his, “I could maybe bring it by later…you know, in case in rains this evening.”
“I did hear it was a 60% chance today...” He offered back with the slightest smile. He tried to hold it back from growing wider, from bantering back as they usually did. “Yeah...Maybe the other 30% will show up this evening.” Stepping closer to her he used trying to keep dry under the umbrella to hover. “A bit of rain won’t kill me though. You...you’ve just got your hair done recently.” He slipped because that he already knew. But it was just this once. They could go back to their roles a moment after.
“So I’m in class, right? And the professor is going on and on and starts a discussion and then I’m going on and on and she paused me and asked me, “Do you act like this because it makes people like you or because this is who you really are?” Like, I get that this is Sociology class but damn, son, she read me like a book. Now I am all kinds of messed up and in my feelings. Do you know what I say to real feelings I say -”
“You say—’fuck this shit i’m gonna drown em’ out with pizza?’ Or is that too easy. Pizza’s a bit easy. Pizza and breadsticks. Sound more sophisticated. “
“You can keep the umbrella you know? Of course, it’s probably pointless because the sun’s just coming out after it’s been raining all day. But, i’ve got plenty to spare. And if I didn’t, i’ll just go get a new one. No big deal.”
mark--holstrom:
…somethin’ else?
I guess I can put it on now.
mark--holstrom:
If I was, would y’ say yes?
Mmmm.... depends. What am I supposed to surprise you with if you see me in it now?
mark--holstrom:
Yeah, well, my mama raised nothing less than a gentleman.
Couldn’t let m’ girl be alone with all that. So, that black bikini?
Are you asking for a sneak peek?
mark--holstrom:
Saw y’ toss it around when y’ were lookin’ for that skirt thing you wore t’ the Kappa party.
Y’know, before y’ threw up on it. all over it. Like, everywhere.
Yeah....I got a little carried away. Not..my finest moment. At least I had you. And you held back my hair? And all that other stuff to take care of me...
mark--holstrom:
Nah, Darlin’, keep it up. Feels good.
I vote any place warm ‘nough for that black bikini b’ that’s just me.
Oh yeah? What makes you so sure it’s a black one this year?
mark--holstrom:
Babe? Someone’d feelin’ gen’rous.
What? No pet names allowed? I can definitely revoke my usage.
So! Spring Break? What’s our plans, babe?
sloane-ketterling:
That’s a good one. He’s from old money, too, so know what that means - messy stories.
However, I think you’ll have to settle for me. Sorry.
Damn. Of all people I could’ve thought of. I guess you’ll do too...
sloane-ketterling:
I don’t know who - wait, yes I do. That’s not Colin Firth. Colin Firth is Mr. Darcy or Amanda Bynes’ father in ‘What A Girl Wants’.
Who would be your celebrity Valentine?
Oh. That guy.
Me? If i’m honest? ...Anderson Cooper. I mean, I know he’s taken and all. But he still seems like a guy who’d make great conversation with over dinner. I’d like to hear some of the stories he has up his sleeves.
thecoolcatgang:
I can’t get enough of your excitment over this. And I just say this because i’ve never really gone “big” for this holiday before. Well, never had a huge reason to. Uh….maybe lets nix the movie. We can always do that. We can look into ice skating if that’s still around. I mean it is winter still…ish. Would you judge me if I suggest we see what exhibits are at the museum? Maybe there’s something just rolling into town that we can go see.
I’ve gone big before. It depends on the person how worth it it is.
A museum sounds nice. A little bit of art on the day of passion and love. So we have the when and the what….now the who. You think Colin Firth is available?
Colin Firth? Really? That’s not the It clown guy is it? Because if it is, you might want to immediately reconsider your date. That guy looks like a creepy clown with and without makeup.
thecoolcatgang:
That’s…that’s pretty clever. And funny. I can’t believe i’ve never heard of it. Alright “side chick”. How about the day after then? Think about all the discounted candy we can stock up on to bring home.
Oh, I like that. You may be on to something. Some Reese’s….maybe some hearts…
So now we have the when. What about the what? What what, you ask? I just wanted to say ‘what what’ but seriously, dinner? Movie? Ice skating somewhere that has that?
I can’t get enough of your excitment over this. And I just say this because i’ve never really gone “big” for this holiday before. Well, never had a huge reason to. Uh....maybe lets nix the movie. We can always do that. We can look into ice skating if that’s still around. I mean it is winter still...ish. Would you judge me if I suggest we see what exhibits are at the museum? Maybe there’s something just rolling into town that we can go see.
sloane-ketterling:
Oh, yeah. If your significant other takes you out the day before or after, it’s for Side Chick Day. Because they’re out with their real relationship on Valentine’s Day…get it?
That’s...that’s pretty clever. And funny. I can’t believe i’ve never heard of it. Alright “side chick”. How about the day after then? Think about all the discounted candy we can stock up on to bring home.
